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GARFIELDKOOL · 11-30-2004, 01:32 PM

Elizabeth I'm comin' to join you!

You big Dummy!

How would you like one 'cross the lips?!

Mine is, "How would you like one 'cross the lips?!"

YouBigDummy · 11-30-2004, 08:57 PM

Deff How would you like one across the lips

"You Know i dont mind giving a lady one across the lips

Followed by Fred G Sanford and the G is for ######

glenny · 12-01-2004, 06:49 AM

That's S-A-N-F-O-R-D (period).

kb2xbass · 12-03-2004, 10:58 AM

About Lamont: "Julio and damned foolio"
"Rollo and Follow"

Favorite hairstyle: "Fried, dyed, and laid to the side"

About Donna: "She ain't doin' yo toes, Grady"!

"Grady, Grady...always shady"

FredandFelix · 12-04-2004, 01:14 PM

"Here's Julio, Rollo, and Telephone Pollo"

marvin g · 12-04-2004, 02:41 PM

You big dummy! Is the one for me! AND I have to say it the same way he does.

muffinpanhalle · 12-04-2004, 05:36 PM

My husband is not the neatest person in the world, when he makes a mess I say to him, "you just a messy fool!!
and he says bak to me (he is a sanford fan too) "and you just a sessy pool"!!!! we laugh so hard!!!

my mother inlaw is a sanford fan too, but not like us, she was sad one day and I said, well, my advice to you, is to go to the oceanside, stand in the low tide, and wait for the high tide, and then jump in and commit suicide" she knew that line and we all busted out laughing and she was not sad anymore!!!

muffinpanhalle · 12-04-2004, 05:38 PM

PS: I forgot, DOES ANYONE HAVE THE SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS??

IF YOU SAY YES, THEN YOU GOT THE FACE OF HALLOWEEN!! HAHHAAHAHA remember that line? Fred and Ester!!!!

bry · 12-11-2004, 11:22 PM

ha ha hell!

Tyler77 · 12-11-2004, 11:41 PM

From the "Reverend Sanford episode": All of you without sin.....go out and get some!"

To Julio: "Your mama sure is funny. A Puerto Rican Phyllis Diller."

glenny · 12-12-2004, 09:05 AM

Sam Jordan: "Do you have any more curios in the back?"

Fred: "Sorry i am all out of curios. How about a bowl of Special K!"

mooseface · 12-12-2004, 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by glenny
Sam Jordan: "Do you have any more curios in the back?"

Fred: "Sorry i am all out of curios. How about a bowl of Special K!"

Sam: "Remember - Sam Jordan will never harm you!"
Fred: "Yeah - but his plumbing may drown you!!"

Jefffalan · 12-13-2004, 02:53 PM

"Esther, for years people been going around saying 'Black is Beautiful', then they took one look at your family and said HOLD EVERYTHING!!!"

Jefffalan · 12-13-2004, 02:58 PM

FRED: I'd like to see something in black.

RUDE SALESMAN: Oh, really?

FRED: Yeah, YO EYE!!!

And from another episode:

FRED: Look, Lamont, we don't NEED no budget. I can reach right here in my front pocket, and that tells me all we need to know.

LAMONT: Pop we got bills here that total over $200!

FRED: (Reaches in pocket, then frowns) Then the budget is in SERIOUS trouble . . .

YouBigDummy · 12-13-2004, 04:44 PM

Jefffalan love the black is beautiful one that one was sooo funny! Especially how he said hold everything.

11-30-2004, 01:32 PM	#1
GARFIELDKOOL Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Sep 02, 2004 Location: Rochester, NY Posts: 7,204	Favorite catchphrase by Fred? Elizabeth I'm comin' to join you! You big Dummy! How would you like one 'cross the lips?! Mine is, "How would you like one 'cross the lips?!"

11-30-2004, 08:57 PM	#2
YouBigDummy Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Nov 17, 2004 Posts: 33	Deff How would you like one across the lips "You Know i dont mind giving a lady one across the lips Followed by Fred G Sanford and the G is for ######
	Last edited by YouBigDummy; 11-30-2004 at 09:19 PM.

12-04-2004, 05:36 PM	#7
muffinpanhalle I'm 65 Today! Occasional Poster Join Date: Dec 04, 2004 Location: md Posts: 15	another great phrase My husband is not the neatest person in the world, when he makes a mess I say to him, "you just a messy fool!! and he says bak to me (he is a sanford fan too) "and you just a sessy pool"!!!! we laugh so hard!!! my mother inlaw is a sanford fan too, but not like us, she was sad one day and I said, well, my advice to you, is to go to the oceanside, stand in the low tide, and wait for the high tide, and then jump in and commit suicide" she knew that line and we all busted out laughing and she was not sad anymore!!!

12-04-2004, 05:38 PM	#8
muffinpanhalle I'm 65 Today! Occasional Poster Join Date: Dec 04, 2004 Location: md Posts: 15	the spirit of christmas!!! PS: I forgot, DOES ANYONE HAVE THE SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS?? IF YOU SAY YES, THEN YOU GOT THE FACE OF HALLOWEEN!! HAHHAAHAHA remember that line? Fred and Ester!!!!

12-11-2004, 11:22 PM	#9
bry Member Forum Regular Join Date: Jan 21, 2003 Location: n.c. Posts: 819	ha ha hell!
	__________________ that's Y-A-T-E-S.

12-01-2004, 06:49 AM	#3
glenny Member Forum Regular Join Date: Dec 21, 2001 Location: New Jersey Posts: 951	That's S-A-N-F-O-R-D (period).

12-03-2004, 10:58 AM	#4
kb2xbass Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Dec 03, 2004 Posts: 5	About Lamont: "Julio and damned foolio" "Rollo and Follow" Favorite hairstyle: "Fried, dyed, and laid to the side" About Donna: "She ain't doin' yo toes, Grady"! "Grady, Grady...always shady"

12-04-2004, 01:14 PM	#5
FredandFelix Member Forum Hawk Join Date: Nov 28, 2004 Location: Long Island Posts: 4	"Here's Julio, Rollo, and Telephone Pollo"

12-04-2004, 02:41 PM	#6
marvin g Member Senior Member Join Date: Jul 30, 2003 Location: Chicago,IL Posts: 1,217	You big dummy! Is the one for me! AND I have to say it the same way he does.

12-11-2004, 11:41 PM	#10
Tyler77 Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Jun 23, 2002 Location: North Brunswick, NJ Posts: 96	From the "Reverend Sanford episode": All of you without sin.....go out and get some!" To Julio: "Your mama sure is funny. A Puerto Rican Phyllis Diller."

12-12-2004, 09:05 AM	#11
glenny Member Forum Regular Join Date: Dec 21, 2001 Location: New Jersey Posts: 951	Sam Jordan: "Do you have any more curios in the back?" Fred: "Sorry i am all out of curios. How about a bowl of Special K!"

12-13-2004, 02:53 PM	#13
Jefffalan Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Mar 16, 2001 Location: Villa Rica, GA United States Posts: 184	"Esther, for years people been going around saying 'Black is Beautiful', then they took one look at your family and said HOLD EVERYTHING!!!"
	__________________ Jeffrey

12-13-2004, 02:58 PM	#14
Jefffalan Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Mar 16, 2001 Location: Villa Rica, GA United States Posts: 184	FRED: I'd like to see something in black. RUDE SALESMAN: Oh, really? FRED: Yeah, YO EYE!!! And from another episode: FRED: Look, Lamont, we don't NEED no budget. I can reach right here in my front pocket, and that tells me all we need to know. LAMONT: Pop we got bills here that total over $200! FRED: (Reaches in pocket, then frowns) Then the budget is in SERIOUS trouble . . .

12-13-2004, 04:44 PM	#15
YouBigDummy Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Nov 17, 2004 Posts: 33	Jefffalan love the black is beautiful one that one was sooo funny! Especially how he said hold everything.