School Dazed- Episode 8: "We Wish You A Sad Thanksgiving" - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

EmoJoe · 11-19-2004, 11:53 PM

Theme Song: "I'm Just a Kid"

Cast:
Matt Anderson............RurryMicelli
Chris Anderson..........Chad Doody
Jake Anderson...............TF
Mrs. Brunson..............Angela Micelli
Anna Chaland ...............*CamdenGirl89*
Willie Definsticker................Jack
Mike Sanson.......................Ben Savage

Guest Stars:
Sally Hemson..........Alyssa Milano (young)
Billy Mefinston..........BF
Katherine Helmond...Grandma Anderson
Larry Hagman........Grandpa Anderson
Lori Loughorn.......Aunt Jane
George Clooney.......Uncle Mark
Judith Light..............Mrs. Sanson
Tony Danza..............Mr. Sanson
Madeline Sweetin.....Lorraine Sanson
Holly Marie Combs....Mrs. Chaland
Brian Krause............Mr. Chaland

(The kids are in Mrs. Brunson's room)

Mrs. Brunson: It's the day before Thanksgiving. Instead of work, we'll discuss what we're doing for Thanksgiving! Mike, you go first
Mike: I'm dressing up in a costume and going trick-or-treating!
Anna: Thats Halloween, Mike!
Mike: Ohh, then im going to my doctor's friend's teacher's aunt's best friend's cousin's grandma's house.
Mrs. Brunson: Um, ok... Anna?
Anna: I'm going to my aunt and uncle's house
Mrs. Brunson: Nice! Matt?
Matt: I'm having a big meal at my house, my whole family is coming over!
MRs. Brunson: Good! Willie?
Willie: I m gonna FLY! Than im gonna eat lots of TURKEY! WOOHOO
Mrs. Brusnon: Ok..., Billie?
Billie: I...might...just...AHHHHH!
(Billie runs out of the room)
Mrs. Brunson: And...Sally?
Sally: Im going to have a roasted frog! Yummy!
(The bell rings)
Mrs. Brunson: Have a good thanksgiving!
Matt: Thanksgiving is gonna RULE!
Anna: I know!
Mike: Yeah, it is! I cant wait to open my presents!
Anna: Thats CHRISTMAS
Mike: Ohhh. Is THanksgiving the one with the bunny?
Matt: Thats EASTER
Mike: The one with the candles?
Anna: Chanukah
Mike: The one with the tiger?
Matt: What the....
Anna: Its the one with the TURKEY!!!!!!
Mike: Oh, that one.
(Its tommorow. And ..it's Thanksgiving!)
Mrs. Anderson: Chris, get the dishes, Matt, get the cups, Jake, get the sliverware, John, get the turkey out of the oven
All Boys: OK....
(Doorbell rings)
Mrs. Anderson: Theyre here ALREADY?
(Mrs. Anderson opens the door, and Mike and his family are standing there)
Mrs. Anderson: Hi. What are you doing here?
Mrs. Sanson: The people we were visiting weren't home.
Mr. Sanson: So...can we spend the meal at your house?
Mrs. Anderson: Sure, come right in (mubling) Just another 4 people to feed
Matt: Alright, Mike! We're gonna have Thanksgiving together!
(The doorbell rings again, and Mrs. Anderson opens it)
Mrs. Anderson: Hi!
(It's Mr. and Mrs. Chaland and Anna)
Mrs. Anderson: What are you doing here?
Mrs. Chaland: Well, my sister went to my doctor's house for Thanksgiving. Can we have it at your place
Mrs. Anderson: Okay....well come in
Matt: Hey Anna!
Mike: This is weird...but cool! Let's go eat the burkey!
Matt: It's TURKEY! And its not ready yet
(The doorbell rings, again. It's Matt's family)
Elderly Woman: Hello, Hello
(Mr. Anderson comes)
Mr. Anderson: Awww, hi Mom!
Grandma Anderson: Hello
Elderly Man: Hi, son
Mr. Anderson: Aww, dad
Mrs. Anderson: Jane!
Aunt Jane: Hi!
(Everyone is greeted)
Grandma Anderson: Who the heck are those people?
Mrs. Anderson: Uh, this is Kathy and Anthony Sanson, and their kids, Lorriane and Mike, and this is Vicky and Derek Chaland, and their daughter, Anna.
(A timer rings)
Mrs. Anderson: Thats the turkey!
Uncle Mark: So, Mr. Sanson, what do you do for a living
Mr. Sanson: Im actually a teacher
Uncle Mark: A what? THats not a MANLY job! Be a construction worker, like me!
Mr. Sanson: Hey, I LIKE being a teacher!
Grandma Anderson: So, Mrs. Chaland, do you like to cook?
Mrs. Chaland: Well, no. My husband does a lot of the cooking.
Grandma Anderson: What?
Mrs. Chaland: Is there a problem?
Grandma Anderson: YES!
Mrs. Anderson: Dinner!
(Everybody is arguing)
MRs. Anderson: What a happy Thanksgiving this will be
(Commerical Break)

(EVeryone is now at the table)
Matt: Hey guys, after this, we'll play Nintendo...Mario Party 4!
Anna: No, let's play "The Pony Adventure"
Mike: Let's play the baseball one! I love to see the people kick the ball!
Anna: That's football!
Matt: We're playing Mario Party!
Anna: No- Pony Adventure!
Mike: Football
Mr. Sanson: I AM a man!
Uncle Mark: Maybe, but being a big strong construction worker is better!
Mr. Sanson: Look at my muscles!
(Mr. Sanson has huge muscles)
Uncle Mark: Oh well!
Chris: WHY did you ask Sophia out?
Jake: Because I like her
Chris: So do I!
Grandma Anderson: COOK! COOK THIS ASPARAGES!
Mrs. Chaland: No!
Mrs. Anderson: EVERYBODY!
(She bangs a spoon)
Mrs. Anderson: Dinner is surved)
Grandpa Anderson: I get 1st dibs on the turkey!
(Everybody argues)
Uncle Mark: You know what I say to that? This!
(Uncle Mark throws his stuffing in Grandpa Anderson's face)
Matt: Hey! (Matt throws his sweet potatoes at Uncle Mark)
(Mike picks up a dog biscut on the floor)
Mike: Ahh, a cookie
(He eats it)
Mike: THat is one good Cookie!
Anna: This is for PONIES! (Anna throws her cranberry sauce at Matt, and everybody gets into a food fight)
Mrs. Anderson: WHAT the....? Thanksgiving is ruined! Ruined! (shouting now) I HOPE YOUR ALL HAPPY!
(She stormes upstairs, as everyone continues to fight, except for Matt. Matt goes upstairs)
Matt: Mom?
Mrs. Anderson: Come in
Matt: Mom, whats wrong?
Mrs. Anderson: It's ruined! The kitches a mess!
Matt: But mom, we were just fooling around
Mrs. Anderson: No, no. Its my fault. I couldnt keep it under control
(Mike come into the room. He goes towards the bed, pulls his pants down to, um, go to the bathroom on it, and)
Matt: MIKE! This isnt the bathroom!
Mike: Oh. Sorry
(Mike walks out)
Matt: Anyway....its not your fault.
Mike: Hey, how come your toilet
looks like a bathtub?
Matt: Come on, lets go.And we'll cook the rest of the food.
Mrs. Anderson: No its ok. I have 6 extra helpings of everything
(The two go downstairs, with Mike following them)
Mike: You have a strange bathroom
Mrs. Anderson: Well, since you all RUINED the first helping, we;ll have a second helping of foods...first.
(Everybody starts cheering)
(As the credits roll down, we see Willie a this dinner, trying to fly)
Willie: I will FLY!
(He jumps over the fable and lands int he turkey and the cranberry sauce)
Willie: I ALMOST flew!
*Episode Ends*

Chad22 · 11-20-2004, 12:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by RurryMicelli
(Mike come into the room. He goes towards the bed, pulls his pants down to, um, go to the bathroom on it, and)
Matt: MIKE! This isnt the bathroom!
Mike: Oh. Sorry
(Mike walks out)

LOL

Good Episode.

robyrob · 11-20-2004, 12:34 AM

that was SO CRAZY!!

Cactus Jack · 11-27-2004, 09:38 AM

LOL thats awesome! Great job!

11-19-2004, 11:53 PM	#1
EmoJoe Cool cool cool Forum Addict Join Date: Apr 23, 2004 Location: New Jersey Posts: 71,478	School Dazed- Episode 8: "We Wish You A Sad Thanksgiving" Theme Song: "I'm Just a Kid" Cast: Matt Anderson............RurryMicelli Chris Anderson..........Chad Doody Jake Anderson...............TF Mrs. Brunson..............Angela Micelli Anna Chaland ...............CamdenGirl89 Willie Definsticker................Jack Mike Sanson.......................Ben Savage Guest Stars: Sally Hemson..........Alyssa Milano (young) Billy Mefinston..........BF Katherine Helmond...Grandma Anderson Larry Hagman........Grandpa Anderson Lori Loughorn.......Aunt Jane George Clooney.......Uncle Mark Judith Light..............Mrs. Sanson Tony Danza..............Mr. Sanson Madeline Sweetin.....Lorraine Sanson Holly Marie Combs....Mrs. Chaland Brian Krause............Mr. Chaland (The kids are in Mrs. Brunson's room) Mrs. Brunson: It's the day before Thanksgiving. Instead of work, we'll discuss what we're doing for Thanksgiving! Mike, you go first Mike: I'm dressing up in a costume and going trick-or-treating! Anna: Thats Halloween, Mike! Mike: Ohh, then im going to my doctor's friend's teacher's aunt's best friend's cousin's grandma's house. Mrs. Brunson: Um, ok... Anna? Anna: I'm going to my aunt and uncle's house Mrs. Brunson: Nice! Matt? Matt: I'm having a big meal at my house, my whole family is coming over! MRs. Brunson: Good! Willie? Willie: I m gonna FLY! Than im gonna eat lots of TURKEY! WOOHOO Mrs. Brusnon: Ok..., Billie? Billie: I...might...just...AHHHHH! (Billie runs out of the room) Mrs. Brunson: And...Sally? Sally: Im going to have a roasted frog! Yummy! (The bell rings) Mrs. Brunson: Have a good thanksgiving! Matt: Thanksgiving is gonna RULE! Anna: I know! Mike: Yeah, it is! I cant wait to open my presents! Anna: Thats CHRISTMAS Mike: Ohhh. Is THanksgiving the one with the bunny? Matt: Thats EASTER Mike: The one with the candles? Anna: Chanukah Mike: The one with the tiger? Matt: What the.... Anna: Its the one with the TURKEY!!!!!! Mike: Oh, that one. (Its tommorow. And ..it's Thanksgiving!) Mrs. Anderson: Chris, get the dishes, Matt, get the cups, Jake, get the sliverware, John, get the turkey out of the oven All Boys: OK.... (Doorbell rings) Mrs. Anderson: Theyre here ALREADY? (Mrs. Anderson opens the door, and Mike and his family are standing there) Mrs. Anderson: Hi. What are you doing here? Mrs. Sanson: The people we were visiting weren't home. Mr. Sanson: So...can we spend the meal at your house? Mrs. Anderson: Sure, come right in (mubling) Just another 4 people to feed Matt: Alright, Mike! We're gonna have Thanksgiving together! (The doorbell rings again, and Mrs. Anderson opens it) Mrs. Anderson: Hi! (It's Mr. and Mrs. Chaland and Anna) Mrs. Anderson: What are you doing here? Mrs. Chaland: Well, my sister went to my doctor's house for Thanksgiving. Can we have it at your place Mrs. Anderson: Okay....well come in Matt: Hey Anna! Mike: This is weird...but cool! Let's go eat the burkey! Matt: It's TURKEY! And its not ready yet (The doorbell rings, again. It's Matt's family) Elderly Woman: Hello, Hello (Mr. Anderson comes) Mr. Anderson: Awww, hi Mom! Grandma Anderson: Hello Elderly Man: Hi, son Mr. Anderson: Aww, dad Mrs. Anderson: Jane! Aunt Jane: Hi! (Everyone is greeted) Grandma Anderson: Who the heck are those people? Mrs. Anderson: Uh, this is Kathy and Anthony Sanson, and their kids, Lorriane and Mike, and this is Vicky and Derek Chaland, and their daughter, Anna. (A timer rings) Mrs. Anderson: Thats the turkey! Uncle Mark: So, Mr. Sanson, what do you do for a living Mr. Sanson: Im actually a teacher Uncle Mark: A what? THats not a MANLY job! Be a construction worker, like me! Mr. Sanson: Hey, I LIKE being a teacher! Grandma Anderson: So, Mrs. Chaland, do you like to cook? Mrs. Chaland: Well, no. My husband does a lot of the cooking. Grandma Anderson: What? Mrs. Chaland: Is there a problem? Grandma Anderson: YES! Mrs. Anderson: Dinner! (Everybody is arguing) MRs. Anderson: What a happy Thanksgiving this will be (Commerical Break) (EVeryone is now at the table) Matt: Hey guys, after this, we'll play Nintendo...Mario Party 4! Anna: No, let's play "The Pony Adventure" Mike: Let's play the baseball one! I love to see the people kick the ball! Anna: That's football! Matt: We're playing Mario Party! Anna: No- Pony Adventure! Mike: Football Mr. Sanson: I AM a man! Uncle Mark: Maybe, but being a big strong construction worker is better! Mr. Sanson: Look at my muscles! (Mr. Sanson has huge muscles) Uncle Mark: Oh well! Chris: WHY did you ask Sophia out? Jake: Because I like her Chris: So do I! Grandma Anderson: COOK! COOK THIS ASPARAGES! Mrs. Chaland: No! Mrs. Anderson: EVERYBODY! (She bangs a spoon) Mrs. Anderson: Dinner is surved) Grandpa Anderson: I get 1st dibs on the turkey! (Everybody argues) Uncle Mark: You know what I say to that? This! (Uncle Mark throws his stuffing in Grandpa Anderson's face) Matt: Hey! (Matt throws his sweet potatoes at Uncle Mark) (Mike picks up a dog biscut on the floor) Mike: Ahh, a cookie (He eats it) Mike: THat is one good Cookie! Anna: This is for PONIES! (Anna throws her cranberry sauce at Matt, and everybody gets into a food fight) Mrs. Anderson: WHAT the....? Thanksgiving is ruined! Ruined! (shouting now) I HOPE YOUR ALL HAPPY! (She stormes upstairs, as everyone continues to fight, except for Matt. Matt goes upstairs) Matt: Mom? Mrs. Anderson: Come in Matt: Mom, whats wrong? Mrs. Anderson: It's ruined! The kitches a mess! Matt: But mom, we were just fooling around Mrs. Anderson: No, no. Its my fault. I couldnt keep it under control (Mike come into the room. He goes towards the bed, pulls his pants down to, um, go to the bathroom on it, and) Matt: MIKE! This isnt the bathroom! Mike: Oh. Sorry (Mike walks out) Matt: Anyway....its not your fault. Mike: Hey, how come your toilet looks like a bathtub? Matt: Come on, lets go.And we'll cook the rest of the food. Mrs. Anderson: No its ok. I have 6 extra helpings of everything (The two go downstairs, with Mike following them) Mike: You have a strange bathroom Mrs. Anderson: Well, since you all RUINED the first helping, we;ll have a second helping of foods...first. (Everybody starts cheering) (As the credits roll down, we see Willie a this dinner, trying to fly) Willie: I will FLY! (He jumps over the fable and lands int he turkey and the cranberry sauce) Willie: I ALMOST flew! Episode Ends
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11-27-2004, 09:38 AM	#4
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