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zuco74 · 11-15-2004, 08:14 PM

"Its Count Rushmore....."

zuco74 · 11-15-2004, 08:18 PM

"Oh, I can't believe this! This sucks! When I had insurance, I could get hit by a bus or catch on fire, you know?"

slackermonkey · 11-15-2004, 08:33 PM

Nothing beats Joey's 'moo point' quote.

Joey: "Rach, I think the question is, does he like you? Because if he doesn't like you, this is all a moo point."
Rachel: "A moo point?"
Joey: "Yeah, it's like a cow's opinion. It just... doesn't matter. It's moo."

zuco74 · 11-29-2004, 07:45 PM

also...

"I invented Secret Santa......"

slackermonkey · 11-29-2004, 07:48 PM

I cannot believe I didn't mention this one earlier.

"Paper! Snow! A GHOST!"

phoebe7165 · 12-01-2004, 08:46 PM

"If you can't talk dirty to me, how are you gonna talk dirty to her? Now tell me you want to caress my butt!!"

I probably won't get this exactly right but...

"What's not to like? Whipped cream. Good!! Jam. Good!! Beef. GOOD!!

Also, from the same episode..

"Vomiting stories aren't funny". I don't know why I always found that line humorous.

slackermonkey · 12-01-2004, 10:15 PM

It's "Vomiting stories are funny, I guess."

(I don't know why I do that.)

Chambers · 12-01-2004, 10:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by slackermonkey
Nothing beats Joey's 'moo point' quote.

Joey: "Rach, I think the question is, does he like you? Because if he doesn't like you, this is all a moo point."
Rachel: "A moo point?"
Joey: "Yeah, it's like a cow's opinion. It just... doesn't matter. It's moo."

Ditto.

phoebe7165 · 12-02-2004, 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by slackermonkey
It's "Vomiting stories are funny, I guess."

(I don't know why I do that.)

I got your joke about "I don't know why I do that", but I'm pretty sure it's "Vomiting stories aren't funny" because Joey & Ross are talking about not telling Rachel that she messed up the trifle. Joey says something like "You mean eat the trifle anyway?" and Ross says "Yeah, it'll be a funny Thanksgiving story" and that's when Joey says, "Vomiting stories aren't funny".

It's who gets whom.

(I don't know why I do that.)!!

slackermonkey · 12-02-2004, 02:17 PM

It's "are." Take a look at the captioning. Plus, you can tell by his voice and his mannerisms that he's agreeing with Ross.

dynoguy88 · 12-02-2004, 05:47 PM

"I know your name is Ross, but what's it short for? Rossel?"

"How you got 3 women to marry you, I'll never know. (To Ross)

"I want the drugs, Ross!!!!! I want the drugs!!!!" (When he had the kidney stone)

"Were you, or weren't you on a gay cruise?!?" (To Chandler)

slackermonkey · 12-03-2004, 12:07 AM

I love that first quote. I forgot about it!

"Name?"
<Ross glares.>
"I know it's Ross, but what's it short for? Like Rossel? Or Rosstepher?"
"Just Ross!"
"...It's pretty."

zuco74 · 12-04-2004, 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by slackermonkey
It's "are." Take a look at the captioning. Plus, you can tell by his voice and his mannerisms that he's agreeing with Ross.

I thought it was "aren’t" as well, then I threw on the subtitles one night…..

shordie02 · 02-08-2005, 04:23 PM

"Ok, Buddy-boy, here it is. You hide my clothes - I'm wearin' everything you own!" (From Season Three--"The One Where No One's Ready")

CiMa · 02-09-2005, 08:28 PM

..........
Ross: No Joey, omnipotent
Joey: You are?

11-15-2004, 08:14 PM	#1
zuco74 It's Count Rushmore Occasional Poster Join Date: May 03, 2004 Location: Mexicali BC MX Posts: 69	Your Favorite Joey Quotes "Its Count Rushmore....."

11-15-2004, 08:33 PM	#3
slackermonkey the big yellow joint Senior Member Join Date: Oct 05, 2004 Location: Earth Posts: 1,779	Nothing beats Joey's 'moo point' quote. Joey: "Rach, I think the question is, does he like you? Because if he doesn't like you, this is all a moo point." Rachel: "A moo point?" Joey: "Yeah, it's like a cow's opinion. It just... doesn't matter. It's moo."
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12-01-2004, 08:46 PM	#6
phoebe7165 Pop Culture Goddess Forum Fanatic Join Date: Apr 15, 2003 Location: US of A - the country of "really bad music" lovers Posts: 11,600	"If you can't talk dirty to me, how are you gonna talk dirty to her? Now tell me you want to caress my butt!!" I probably won't get this exactly right but... "What's not to like? Whipped cream. Good!! Jam. Good!! Beef. GOOD!! Also, from the same episode.. "Vomiting stories aren't funny". I don't know why I always found that line humorous.
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12-02-2004, 05:47 PM	#11
dynoguy88 Member Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Apr 01, 2000 Location: Michigan, USA Posts: 3,674	reply "I know your name is Ross, but what's it short for? Rossel?" "How you got 3 women to marry you, I'll never know. (To Ross) "I want the drugs, Ross!!!!! I want the drugs!!!!" (When he had the kidney stone) "Were you, or weren't you on a gay cruise?!?" (To Chandler)

11-15-2004, 08:18 PM	#2
zuco74 It's Count Rushmore Occasional Poster Join Date: May 03, 2004 Location: Mexicali BC MX Posts: 69	"Oh, I can't believe this! This sucks! When I had insurance, I could get hit by a bus or catch on fire, you know?"

11-29-2004, 07:45 PM	#4
zuco74 It's Count Rushmore Occasional Poster Join Date: May 03, 2004 Location: Mexicali BC MX Posts: 69	also... "I invented Secret Santa......"

11-29-2004, 07:48 PM	#5
slackermonkey the big yellow joint Senior Member Join Date: Oct 05, 2004 Location: Earth Posts: 1,779	I cannot believe I didn't mention this one earlier. "Paper! Snow! A GHOST!"

12-01-2004, 10:15 PM	#7
slackermonkey the big yellow joint Senior Member Join Date: Oct 05, 2004 Location: Earth Posts: 1,779	It's "Vomiting stories are funny, I guess." (I don't know why I do that.)

12-02-2004, 02:17 PM	#10
slackermonkey the big yellow joint Senior Member Join Date: Oct 05, 2004 Location: Earth Posts: 1,779	It's "are." Take a look at the captioning. Plus, you can tell by his voice and his mannerisms that he's agreeing with Ross.

12-03-2004, 12:07 AM	#12
slackermonkey the big yellow joint Senior Member Join Date: Oct 05, 2004 Location: Earth Posts: 1,779	I love that first quote. I forgot about it! "Name?" <Ross glares.> "I know it's Ross, but what's it short for? Like Rossel? Or Rosstepher?" "Just Ross!" "...It's pretty."

02-08-2005, 04:23 PM	#14
shordie02 shordie02 Occasional Poster Join Date: Feb 06, 2005 Posts: 62	"Ok, Buddy-boy, here it is. You hide my clothes - I'm wearin' everything you own!" (From Season Three--"The One Where No One's Ready")

02-09-2005, 08:28 PM	#15
CiMa Full House Rocks! Occasional Poster Join Date: Feb 17, 2004 Location: Phoenix, Arizona Posts: 17	.......... Ross: No Joey, omnipotent Joey: You are?