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Old 11-12-2004, 08:23 PM   #1
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Default School Dazed- Episode 7 "The Luck's Down the Drain"

Theme Song: "I'm Just a Kid"

Cast:
Matt Anderson............RurryMicelli
Chris Anderson..........Chad Doody
Jake Anderson...............TF
Mrs. Brunson..............Angela Micelli
Anna..........................*CamdenGirl89*
Willie Definsticker................Jack
Mike Sanson.......................Ben Savage

Guest Stars:
Betsy Randle...................Mrs. Anderson
John Stamos.....................Mr. Anderson
Announcer........................Tony Danza
Jonathan Haylaker........Paper Boy

(It's Sunday Morning)

Matt: Ah. Another good breakfast.

Mrs. Anderson: Glad you enjoyed it!

Jake: Yep, it was good. Now I have to go meet Dana at the mall.

Matt: Who's Dana?

Jake: It's today's girlfriend. Im going in alphabetical order. Tommorow im going on a date with Ellen

Chris: I should try that

(Matt picks up a keychain)

Matt: Hey..whats this

Mr. Anderson: I dont know. It was just suddenly..there

Matt: Hmm. Oh well, I guess i'll keep it

(Matt puts the keychain in his pocket)

Mrs. Anderson: Matt, you have to do your homework now

Matt: Aww, cmon

(Matt goes to his backpack, hears chimes playing, and finds that his homework is..done)

Matt: What?

(The phone rings, and the chimes play again)

(Matt awnsers the phone)

Matt: Hello

(It's Mike)

Mike: Hey guess what! I got three tickets to the football game! They flew into my hands just now!)

Matt: They did?

Mike: Well, no. But I found them on the ground..tehy just appeared. Im gonna bring you and Anna.

Mike: Sure!

(Its later)

Mike: I hope out home team wins!

Anna: me, too

Mike: Yeah. The pitcher on this team is my favorite!

Matt: This is football. There is no pitcher

Mike: Ohhh

(Chimes play)

Announcer: Oh! The Birds, the hometeam, have just scored a touchdown.

(One quarter later)

Announcer: Another

(This continues every quarter)

Matt: There's something lucky about this keychain

Mike: I guess you wont have good luck tommorow, than

Anna: Lucky..means it's good luck.

Mike: Ohhh

(The next day in school)

Mrs. Brunson: Im handing back yesterday's tests!

Matt: I definatley failed

Mike: I definatley...well i dont know

Anna: I think I passed

Willie: I think we should just all se what we will get and stop guessing! Yaaaaay!

(Willie gets excited and runs out of the room, jumping up and down)

(Mike gets his paper)

Mike: Alright! I got a 44! That's better than the last one, where I got a negative thirteen!

Anna: How do you get a -13?

Mrs. Brunson: The paper was so bad, it deserved negative points

(Chimes play)

Matt: Wow..I got an A+

Anna: Really? I got....a B-

Matt: Whoa! I did better than Anna?!

(The boys are now in the bathroom)

Matt: This thing rules

Mike: Sure does! I got a 44- an F! Woohoo!

(Matt throws the keychain down the drain by accident)

Matt: Uh-Oh

(Commercial Break)

Matt: Thats not good

(Matt walks out and sees Anna)

Anna! Wheres your keychain?

Matt:I dropped it down the drain)_

Anna: What?!

(Mrs. Brunson comes by)

Mrs. Brunson: CHildren, i forgot to tell you, you have a 56-page-essay due tommorow. Oh and Matt, you actually got a C+ on the test. I graded it wrong.

Matt: What?!

Mike: Cool!

Matt: Thats not good, Mike

Mike: Ohhh

Matt: My luck is going to change, I have to get that keychain

Anna: Its in the sewer now..

Matt: I know

(A newspaper boy comes around with the paper)

School Paper Boy: Breaking news! The Birds actually lost yesterday! They cheated

Mike: Does this mean we're going to the beach?

Anna: Oh my GOODNESS..No!

Matt: We're going to the sewer

(The kids head into the sewer)


Mike: A rat! Aww little rat

(Mikes goes to pet the rat and it hisses at him)

Mike: It loves me!

(THe kids continue)

Anna: Our school is down that way, so it should be around there

(The kids head in the direction Anna points)

Matt: Its so gooey down here

Mike: This is a different type of beach

Anna: We're not at the beach!

Mike: Ohhhh

Matt: There it is! Madison Middle School Sewer System!

Anna: Where's the keychain, than?

Matt: Let's find it

(The kids search)

Anna: Its there! That rat has it!

Matt: Ewww

Anna: If you hate rats, then WHY did you come to the sewer?

Matt: I have no idea

(They chaise after the rat, the rat drops it. Another rat than picks it up)

Mike: Oh great

(Matt tries to get it)

Matt: Stupid...rat
( They chase after him)

Mike: I wonder if there's a snack stall down here...

Matt: Wait, how are we gonna get back up?

Mike: Maybe the ocean will take us back

Matt: Its not the beach, for the last time

Mike: I know

(A pause)

Anna: Well, theres some..um..exits..up ahead.

Matt: But what about my keychain

(Chimes play)

Matt: There it is!

Mike: That keychain is really unlucky

(Matt gets the keychain, and they climb up the nearest sewer hole. Chimes play, and they are- miracolusly- at Matt's house)

Anna: That was WEIRD!

Mike: Yeah. Im not going to the beach ANYMORE!

(Commerical Break)

Ending:

Jake: Hmm, a keychain

(Chimes play, and girls apppear all over the place)

Jake: This thing really is lucky!

*Episode Ends*
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Very cool..

Mike's my favorite character.
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Very cool..

Mike's my favorite character.
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LOL Awesome Episode!
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*gets sand kicked in face*

I KEEP telling you we're not at the beach!!

good work joe
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LOL! Awesome!
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