Ways to annoy someone - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

Brent88 · 11-09-2004, 01:21 PM

Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.

Sit in your yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

If you have a glass eye, tap on it with your pen while talking to others.

Sing along at the opera.

Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all-weatherconditions "to keep them tuned up."

Reply to everything someone says with "That's what YOU think."

Practice making fax and modem noises.

Highlight irrelevant material in scientific papers and "cc." them to your boss.

Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.

Finish all your sentences with the words "In accordance with prophecy."

Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.

Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the cartridge across the room.

Holler random numbers while someone is counting.

Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."

Staple papers in the middle of the page.

Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a croaking noise.

Honk and wave to strangers.

Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.

TYPE ONLY IN UPPERCASE.

type only in lowercase.

don t use any punctuation either

Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?", "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."

As much as possible, skip rather than walk.

Try playing the William Tell Overture (The Lone Ranger Theme) by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "No, wait, I messed it up", and repeat.

Ask people what gender they are.

While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.

In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.

Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.

Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble the answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."

Tell your friends 4 days prior that you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

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Dude111 · 06-05-2022, 07:53 AM

Hehe all excellent

Caroline13 · 06-05-2022, 01:33 PM

I tend to do this: butt in, talk over a person who is talking and I am working on this one and becoming more aware NOT to do the butting in.

Bonniegirl · 06-05-2022, 04:43 PM

A good way of really annoying people is rehashing a bunch of really old threads !

GentlemanJim · 06-05-2022, 05:51 PM

Or preaching unsolicited holistic medicine cures,

Caroline13 · 06-05-2022, 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by GentlemanJim

Or preaching unsolicited holistic medicine cures,

Ah, and then there are forum members who post to others about the other's issues and then the replier ends up talking all about themselves...GJ

And as for healing info, if you want none, don't look at the info..easy peezy

Caroline13 · 06-05-2022, 06:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Bonniegirl

A good way of really annoying people is rehashing a bunch of really old threads !

Ah that bothers you Bonnie? Not me, some are interesting. If they bothered me so much I would not read them, you could do the same...

Caroline13 · 06-05-2022, 06:26 PM

What kinda bothers me if I let it, when people complain about Nothing.....the smallest small stuff in life.

Then it would be great if some are bothered by old threads, they need to post some good
topics for discussions.....that would be sweet...

GentlemanJim · 06-05-2022, 06:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Brent88

Honk and wave to strangers!

And watch while they wave back, with just one finger...

Dude111 · 06-05-2022, 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Caroline13

And as for healing info, if you want none, don't look at the info..easy peezy

Yes thats easy enough,im not sure why ppl dont realise this.....

stevea · 06-05-2022, 07:26 PM

Lazy people who put their barking dog out at 3 am, instead of taking it for a walk.

Dude111 · 06-05-2022, 08:42 PM

Yes thats aggravating!!

Bonniegirl · 06-05-2022, 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Caroline13

Ah that bothers you Bonnie? Not me, some are interesting. If they bothered me so much I would not read them, you could do the same...

No , not really , doesn't bother me that much usually . And you are right that I could just overlook them and not respond, which I usually do.

What I wonder about though is why exactly Dude is doing this so much ? Is he purposely trying to be annoying or does he have some type of mental disability or mental issue?

And I also noticed he has never responded to anything I ever posted? Dude and Gentleman Jim too, I think they have me on ignore maybe ?

GentlemanJim · 06-05-2022, 09:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bonniegirl

Gentleman Jim too, I think they have me on ignore maybe ?

Sorry if I gave you that impression, no I do not have you on "ignore"

Most often the things you say are very near what I believe my own self, so it almost seems like I'd be repeating myself if I added anything.,

MA · 06-06-2022, 06:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bonniegirl

No , not really , doesn't bother me that much usually . And you are right that I could just overlook them and not respond, which I usually do.

What I wonder about though is why exactly Dude is doing this so much ? Is he purposely trying to be annoying or does he have some type of mental disability or mental issue?

And I also noticed he has never responded to anything I ever posted? Dude and Gentleman Jim too, I think they have me on ignore maybe ?

I only pick and choose which threads to respond to and I don't reply to everything.

11-09-2004, 01:21 PM	#1
Brent88 Member Forum Star Join Date: Aug 01, 2003 Location: Alabama Posts: 16,174	Ways to annoy someone Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies. Sit in your yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go." If you have a glass eye, tap on it with your pen while talking to others. Sing along at the opera. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all-weatherconditions "to keep them tuned up." Reply to everything someone says with "That's what YOU think." Practice making fax and modem noises. Highlight irrelevant material in scientific papers and "cc." them to your boss. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up. Finish all your sentences with the words "In accordance with prophecy." Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the cartridge across the room. Holler random numbers while someone is counting. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way." Staple papers in the middle of the page. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a croaking noise. Honk and wave to strangers. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register. TYPE ONLY IN UPPERCASE. type only in lowercase. don t use any punctuation either Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?", "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now." As much as possible, skip rather than walk. Try playing the William Tell Overture (The Lone Ranger Theme) by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "No, wait, I messed it up", and repeat. Ask people what gender they are. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage." Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble the answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles." Tell your friends 4 days prior that you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
	__________________ Brent

06-05-2022, 01:33 PM	#3
Caroline13 Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Jan 30, 2021 Location: So Calif Posts: 14,483	I tend to do this: butt in, talk over a person who is talking and I am working on this one and becoming more aware NOT to do the butting in.
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06-05-2022, 05:51 PM	#5
GentlemanJim Concerns, Support, & Feedback Forum Veteran Join Date: Dec 26, 2019 Location: The back country Posts: 5,443	Or preaching unsolicited holistic medicine cures,
	__________________ On my word as a gentleman!

06-05-2022, 07:53 AM	#2
Dude111 Forum Legend Join Date: Nov 05, 2013 Posts: 36,451	Hehe all excellent

06-05-2022, 04:43 PM	#4
Bonniegirl AKA Hazel Horvath Forum Addict Join Date: Jul 10, 2014 Posts: 65,848	A good way of really annoying people is rehashing a bunch of really old threads !

06-05-2022, 06:26 PM	#8
Caroline13 Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Jan 30, 2021 Location: So Calif Posts: 14,483	What kinda bothers me if I let it, when people complain about Nothing.....the smallest small stuff in life. Then it would be great if some are bothered by old threads, they need to post some good topics for discussions.....that would be sweet...

06-05-2022, 07:26 PM	#11
stevea 22 Years On Sitcoms Moderator Forum Legend Join Date: Aug 13, 2003 Location: Indy Posts: 44,799	Lazy people who put their barking dog out at 3 am, instead of taking it for a walk.

06-05-2022, 08:42 PM	#12
Dude111 Forum Legend Join Date: Nov 05, 2013 Posts: 36,451	Yes thats aggravating!!