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Kazza · 11-08-2004, 04:57 PM

How To Clean Your Toilet - The Fun Way

Instructions on how to clean your toilet

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse". (Note: Don't use small kittens, or you will have to start over with another cat.)

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Sincerely,

The Dog

Superstar · 11-08-2004, 05:05 PM

Dutabi84 · 11-08-2004, 05:41 PM

"Fun," "clean," and "toilet" just simply do not belong in the same sentence!

dlemond · 11-08-2004, 05:43 PM

Trying this tonight.

Stormtracker TF · 11-08-2004, 05:43 PM

WHAT? Let the cat run through the house dripping UNSANITARY Toilet water all over the ground? Not in MY house.

Michael [hXc] · 11-08-2004, 05:46 PM

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Originally posted by Dutabi84
"Fun," "clean," and "toilet" just simply do not belong in the same sentence!

for gross people they do

Janice · 11-08-2004, 05:50 PM

Fluffy can make it sparkly clean so Fido can use it for his personal water bowl.

Kay Scarpetta · 11-08-2004, 10:41 PM

I don't let my cat drink out of the toilet. Too unsanitary, especially when she sleeps on top of me at night and licks my face.

Hollow · 11-08-2004, 10:44 PM

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Originally posted by Kay Scarpetta
especially when she sleeps on top of me at night and licks my face.

MY CAT DOES THE SAME THING.

Kay Scarpetta · 11-08-2004, 10:51 PM

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Originally posted by safety pin
MY CAT DOES THE SAME THING.

most people find it annoying, but I love it. I <3 my cat more than anything in the world.

*Pleasant Tomorrow* · 11-08-2004, 11:05 PM

Brent88 · 11-08-2004, 11:10 PM

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Originally posted by Janice

Fluffy can make it sparkly clean so Fido can use it for his personal water bowl.

Mine gets all shaky when it tries to put it's head down in there. It's afraid it'll fall in. LOL! It's hilarious to watch.

crystals · 11-09-2004, 12:39 AM

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Originally posted by Kay Scarpetta
I don't let my cat drink out of the toilet. Too unsanitary, especially when she sleeps on top of me at night and licks my face.

I don't let my cat lick my face even though he tries to. He likes to sleep on my pillow and he's a big cat so my head doesn't have any room on the pillow. I don't let the cats drink from the toilet, either. I have caught the older cat drinking from the toilet in the past and now always keep the lid down. Sometimes the older cat will go into the bathtub and drink the water from there before I catch her and take her out of there. Sometimes the cat will drink the water in the bathtub even when there's water in her dish. She's really weird.

Dude111 · 01-01-2025, 09:48 AM

This sounds fun but what if ya dont have a kitty cat??

MEOW!!

11-08-2004, 04:57 PM	#1
Kazza Member Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Oct 17, 2003 Posts: 3,244	Fun way to clean your toilet How To Clean Your Toilet - The Fun Way Instructions on how to clean your toilet 1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid. 4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this. 5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse". (Note: Don't use small kittens, or you will have to start over with another cat.) 6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door. 7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids. 8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off. 9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean. Sincerely, The Dog

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