View Today's Active Threads (No Chit Chat/Chit Chat Only) / View New Posts (No Chit Chat/Chit Chat Only) / Mark All Boards Read / Chit Chat Board
Sanford and Son Online / Sanford and Son links and theme songs at Sitcoms Online / Sanford and Son Photo Gallery / Grady Message Board / Sanford Arms Message Board / Sanford (1980-81) Message Board
![]() |
|
|||||||
![]() |
|
|
Thread Tools | Search this Thread |
|
|
#1 |
|
Member
Forum Junkie
Join Date: Aug 17, 2002
Posts: 99,117
|
went out on a date with CRAZY ALICE, who was very ugly, then he was attracted to a female impersonator who was unattactive as soon as the character walked in the door. I didn;t know it was a man but i did say it was ugly woman-lol And to top if off, Fred was slow dancing with a Tall Overweight woman who was over 6ft tall and looked like she weighed 300pounds. So I think Fred has some nerve cracking on Esther the way he did.
|
|
|
|
|
|
#2 |
|
Member
Forum Regular
Join Date: Dec 21, 2001
Location: New Jersey
Posts: 951
|
Fred was no prize himself. Why would Donna a professional educated practical nurse (whatever practical means) be attracted
to Fred a lowly and much older junk dealer who did'nt have a pot to pee in. Esther was not the most beautiful of women either, she did have a face that could stop a clock. |
|
|
|
|
|
#3 | |
|
Member
Forum Junkie
Join Date: Aug 17, 2002
Posts: 99,117
|
Quote:
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
#4 |
|
Member
Forum Star
Join Date: Apr 20, 2003
Posts: 17,361
|
I agree on this, I could never understand why Fred was so harsh and callous towards Esther, when he was very far from being attractive himself?
It was like the old saying calling the Kettle Black, when Fred would call Esther names of being ugly... |
|
|
|
|
|
#5 |
|
Member
Forum Regular
Join Date: Dec 21, 2001
Location: New Jersey
Posts: 951
|
Like in the episode "Fred the Activist", Fred was so rude to those ladies from the Silver Foxes. He was acting like he was so young compared to them.
Lady: "Fred....you can take me anywhere." Fred: "How about out to pasture" |
|
|
|
|
|
#6 | |
|
Member
Forum Star
Join Date: Apr 20, 2003
Posts: 17,361
|
Quote:
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
#7 |
|
Member
Forum Regular
Join Date: Dec 21, 2001
Location: New Jersey
Posts: 951
|
That is very true, but the conversation he was trying to have with Julio's mother in his living room was priceless.
Mrs. Fuentes: "We come by airplane....we leave NY and boom boom boom...we are hear in 5 hours!" Fred: "Well it's even faster going back ...you get on the plane and boom boom..you are back home in 4 hours." |
|
|
|
|
|
#8 | |
|
Member
Forum Star
Join Date: Apr 20, 2003
Posts: 17,361
|
Quote:
He was terrible, but then again, that trait made him funny
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
#9 |
|
Member
Forum Regular
Join Date: Dec 21, 2001
Location: New Jersey
Posts: 951
|
He was so nasty to Mrs. Hopkins and she was a paying tenant. He should have kissed her feet for playing him money to live in that dumpy Sanford Arms.
**************************************************** Hoppy: "Did i ever tell you mom was a store dectective at Robertson's Department store? Mrs. Hopkins: "Yes...i was in charge of the entire lingerie department...and i must say in 30 years nobody ever ripped off one of my bras!" Fred: "I can believe that!" |
|
|
|
|
|
#10 | |
|
Member
Forum Star
Join Date: Apr 20, 2003
Posts: 17,361
|
Quote:
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
#11 |
|
Member
Forum Regular
Join Date: Dec 21, 2001
Location: New Jersey
Posts: 951
|
Yeah! Fred was very rude to Mary the housekeeper Lamont hired when Fred was injured. He called her a "old ugly white woman." He was also mercliess to Fritzi Burr. She played many different characters. A nurse, a double agent in Sgt. gork, Mrs. Channing the committee woman and many others.
|
|
|
|
|
|
#12 | |
|
Member
Forum Star
Join Date: Apr 20, 2003
Posts: 17,361
|
Quote:
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
#13 |
|
Member
Forum Regular
Join Date: Dec 21, 2001
Location: New Jersey
Posts: 951
|
It was funny though as fawned all over Della Reese. She was no prize herself. She was actually rude to Fred. Saying that he should put is mouth in cement cause his singing was so bad.
|
|
|
|
|
|
#14 | |
|
Member
Forum Star
Join Date: Apr 20, 2003
Posts: 17,361
|
Quote:
But then again Fred was scene with some not so attractive women, as TVAnalyzer pointed out; he did date some fairly unattractive ladies that made Aunt Esther look appealing.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
#15 |
|
Member
Forum Regular
Join Date: Aug 29, 2002
Posts: 527
|
"...But UGLY is to the BONE!!"
I think that saying applies here as well, in reference to Fred's treatment of Esther. Astute observers will no doubt note that there has NEVER been any love lost between Fred Sanford and any of his late wife's relatives (niece Elizabeth being the lone exception), and, indeed, most of the fights between Fred and his in-laws are usually instigated by said in-laws, Esther usually being the ringleader in these exercises (for that matter, Fred's OWN relatives were also very hard to get along with, as witnessed in "Here Comes The Bride, There Goes The Groom"). But one also has to note that, as time wore on, the insults between Fred and Esther became more of a game, with Fred trying to top himself with the funniest "ugly" caps (calling Esther a "gorrilla-faced uglymopotomas" and a "fat-back, monkey-face gorilla" in "The Surprise Party" ranks as two of the funniest), and Esther, for her part, is one of the few people on the series who can hold her own against him (calling him a 'frog-eyed, fish-eatin' fool" in the same episode listed above). One suspects that, over time, the two had developed a grudging respect for each other's ability to dish it out AND take it, too, a trait that seems to be particular to Black sitcoms only (witness JJ and Thelma's verbal jousting on "Good Times", George Jefferson and Florence's championship bouts on "The Jeffersons'', even Martin Payne and Pam James' back 'n' forths on "Martin", among others...) With the other characters Fred insults on a regular basis, however, it is due to his bigotry, sexism, and general, all-around crotchedyness...the show wouldn't have been funny otherwise. |
|
|
|
![]() |
|
|