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dlemond · 10-29-2004, 11:19 AM

"Pop hunk Nick Lachey cheated on his wife Jessica Simpson with porn star Jessica Jaymes at a bachelor party, according to two American publications."

http://www.imdb.com/news/wenn/#1

They say that like it's a bad thing. Now if I had a nickel for everytime I cheated with a porn star I'd have... I'd... umm ..hmm- alright, I'd be looking for a nickel.

Damn porn star snobs!!

Kazza · 10-29-2004, 11:43 AM

Did you notice that the word cheated is in between quotes? All he did was put some pennies in her piggybank!

dlemond · 10-29-2004, 11:47 AM

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Originally posted by Unmarried*happy
Did you notice that the word cheated is in between quotes? All he did was put some pennies in her piggybank!

He could have done it with her on a trapeze and I still wouldn't care.

Though I might be impressed if there was music playing and popcorn for sale.

Kazza · 10-29-2004, 11:48 AM

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Originally posted by dlemond
He could have done it with her on a trapeze and I still wouldn't care.

Trapezes are outdated

I am Him · 10-29-2004, 11:56 AM

Jessica Simpson must not be that good in the sack then.

dawsongirl · 10-29-2004, 03:10 PM

We brought over a lot of really cool vibrators and whipped cream and gear and stuff. There were toys used and naughty actions going on.

Oh good lord.

Anyway, this is such big news, I'm going to go take a nap. All the excitement wore me out.

Brent88 · 10-29-2004, 03:23 PM

Why am I not surprised?

Superstar · 10-29-2004, 03:28 PM

I doubt its true

dlemond · 10-29-2004, 03:30 PM

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Originally posted by Superstar
Jessica Jaymes says that he was at a bachelor party and she was doing a girl-on-girl thing with another porn star. She says that Nick didn't do anything except give her some money.....Nick's publicist says he was there but the "affair" never happened....

HA! Lies I tell you!

I have photos, and actually I don't but if it can make two useless people's lives more complicated what the hey?

I have video too.

Superstar · 10-29-2004, 03:32 PM

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Originally posted by dlemond
HA! Lies I tell you!

I have photos, and actually I don't but if it can make two useless people's lives more complicated what the hey?

I have video too.

Janet McFarland · 10-29-2004, 03:43 PM

Wow

ThirteenInchEscape · 10-29-2004, 04:10 PM

she still claims they didnt have sex before the wedding, or at least she was still claiming that last I heard, he was probably ****ing everyone while waiting for the real prize.

I mean, what was she going to do...figure it out?

edit: NVM, read that wrong, I thought it was at THEIR bachelor party, and the word just now slipped out.

spunkygirl · 10-29-2004, 07:50 PM

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Originally posted by dlemond
HA! Lies I tell you!

I have photos, and actually I don't but if it can make two useless people's lives more complicated what the hey?

I have video too.

Janice · 10-30-2004, 01:46 AM

It's been quite a week for the Simpson sisters.

Superstar · 10-30-2004, 03:49 AM

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Originally posted by Janice
It's been quite a week for the Simpson sisters.

10-29-2004, 03:23 PM	#7
Brent88 Member Forum Star Join Date: Aug 01, 2003 Location: Alabama Posts: 16,174	Why am I not surprised?
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ThirteenInchEscape Member Senior Member Join Date: Jul 21, 2004 Location: Palouse, Washington Posts: 1,218	she still claims they didnt have sex before the wedding, or at least she was still claiming that last I heard, he was probably ****ing everyone while waiting for the real prize. I mean, what was she going to do...figure it out? edit: NVM, read that wrong, I thought it was at THEIR bachelor party, and the word just now slipped out.
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10-29-2004, 11:19 AM	#1
dlemond Hey, I know you. Moderator Forum Veteran Join Date: Dec 03, 2001 Location: New Jersey Posts: 6,751	In other irrelevant news, Nick cheats on Jessica "Pop hunk Nick Lachey cheated on his wife Jessica Simpson with porn star Jessica Jaymes at a bachelor party, according to two American publications." http://www.imdb.com/news/wenn/#1 They say that like it's a bad thing. Now if I had a nickel for everytime I cheated with a porn star I'd have... I'd... umm ..hmm- alright, I'd be looking for a nickel. Damn porn star snobs!!

10-29-2004, 11:43 AM	#2
Kazza Member Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Oct 17, 2003 Posts: 3,244	Did you notice that the word cheated is in between quotes? All he did was put some pennies in her piggybank!

10-29-2004, 11:56 AM	#5
I am Him Six Senior Member Join Date: May 15, 2003 Posts: 1,529	Jessica Simpson must not be that good in the sack then.

10-29-2004, 03:10 PM	#6
dawsongirl Member Forum Icon Join Date: Jan 04, 2001 Posts: 53,140	We brought over a lot of really cool vibrators and whipped cream and gear and stuff. There were toys used and naughty actions going on. Oh good lord. Anyway, this is such big news, I'm going to go take a nap. All the excitement wore me out.

10-29-2004, 03:28 PM	#8
Superstar Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 08, 2003 Posts: 63,316	I doubt its true

10-29-2004, 03:43 PM	#11
Janet McFarland Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Mar 09, 2004 Posts: 4,344	Wow

10-30-2004, 01:46 AM	#14
Janice Retired Admin - Hollywood Swingin' Forum Legend Join Date: Aug 03, 2001 Location: Beantown Posts: 36,388	It's been quite a week for the Simpson sisters.