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Old 10-23-2004, 06:57 PM   #1
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Why, did he fall and slip on his ass? What?
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Not funny.







Anyways....

on Cheers, Norm walks into the bar

Everybody: NORM!!

Sam: What's the story Norm??

Norm: Thirsty guy walks into a bar.... you finish it. (grabs his beer)
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Was the guy badly hurt?
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two guys walk into a bar - which is kinda strange because you'd think that they would have heard that old joke before and ducked.
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A baby seal walks into a club....


Yeah, I know, tasteless and funny all at the same time.
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