Fallons Fixture

[Cactus Jack]

Cast:

Bob Fallon - Steve Carrell
Emily Fallon - Amy Poehler
Adam Fallon - Jack Wilson
Katie Fallon - Zoie ( Zuzzy )
Sonjay Mazolla - Raja Fenske
Luke Sanders - Michael ( Avril's Sk8er Boi )
Paul Klein - Stephen Colbert
Kim Klein - Tina Fey
Ron Fallon - Will Ferrell

Guest star
Cate Henderson - Haylie Duff
Cheryl Henderson - Kaley Cuoco
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*Emily is shown in the kitchen washing dishes when Bob walks In*

Bob: Honey, I'm home.

*Emily starts to cry*

Bob: Oh Honey, Not again...

Emily: Well how am i SUPPOSED To feel? Eric Graduated early and went off to College in New York, Ben moved to Indonesia...

Bob: He didnt actually MOVE To Indonesia, Honey. Hes just staying there.....Until he graduates High school.

Emily: Thats 6 years away!

Bob: He'll Call! Besides....In his place we got the Indonesian Kid.

Emily: Sonjay

Bob: What?

Emily: The boy's name is Sonjay.

Bob: I'm Telling you, Honey. The foreign exchange program is a very reliable program. Besides, Ben WANTED To go.

Emily: Well, I Wish we would have had moe of a chance to talk before you let him go. We're in an equal relationship, And we should make important decisions together!

Bob: You're absolutely right....From now on you can handle all the decisions, While i sit in my underwear all day and drink beer.

Emily: No need to be sarcastic.

Bob: I Wasnt Being sarcastic....I Really wanna do that.

*Adam walks In looking sad*

Emily: Whats wrong, Honey?

Adam: My best friend Jeff moved away.

Emily: Sorry, Honey.

Bob: Tough break, Kid. But look at it this way....Pretty soon you'll be wanting to spend all your time with girls. Trust me, A Best friend only gets in the way.

Adam: But Paul & Ron are your best friends.

Bob: Ron is my brother, I Have to like him. And I Work with him and Paul...Its important to have a good relationship with your co workers.

*Paul walks In*

Paul: Heya, Bob.

Bob: *Angrily* WHAT DO YOU WANT?!

Paul: I Just wanted to see if you felt like a game of pool....

Bob: *Smiles* Kim let you get the pool table?

Paul: No...But i got it anyway!

*Bob & Paul laugh and high five each other*

Bob: I'll be back in awhile, Babe.

Emily: Bob, We're in the middle of a conversation here!

Bob: And we'll finish it when i get home!

*Bob and Paul walk out as Sonjay & Luke walk in*

Sonjay: Hello, Mrs. Fallon.

Emily: Hi, Sonjay. How was school?

Sonjay: Very interesting. When the day started, Our teacher grabbed her chest and i thought that she was having a heart attack.

Emily: Oh My God....Is she ok?

Luke: She was doing the Pledge of Allegiance....

*Emily laughs as Sonjay Looks confused*

Sonjay: I Am sorry, I Am still getting used to this culture. Thank you for helping me.

Luke: Dont worry about it, Sonjay. With Ben gone, I Gotta hang around with someone.

*Katie walks in*

Luke: *Grins* Hey, Katie. How are you?

Katie: Pretty good. A Little cold.

Luke: I Can warm you up *Makes eyebrows go up and down*

Katie: *Disgusted* Yeah....I'm really interested in an 11 year old twirp who's Mom still tucks him in at night.

*Katie walks up stairs.*

Luke: *Yelling* I'm 12....And My mom hasnt tucked me in for months......Do you want to?

*Katie disgustingly goes faster up the stairs*

Luke: Yeah....She digs me.

Sonjay: So you are saying that in America, If a girl is disgusted by you and ignores you....She has romantic feelings for you?

Emily: Pretty Much, Look at me and Bob.

*Emily walks into the other room as Luke laughs and Sonjay thinks*

Adam: That reminds me....Jeff and i were supposed to double this week with Cate and her sister Cheryl, And he moved.

Luke: Which one was yours?

Adam: Cheryl.

Luke: *Trying To Trick Adam* Well.....I Guess i'll just have to make the sacrifice of going out with Cate, Then. Anything for a great guy like you.

Adam: Nice try, But shes not gonna wanna go out with an 11 year old.

Luke: I'm 12!

*Adam Looks at Sonjay*

Adam: Sonjay....How old are you?

Sonjay: 13

Adam: You Look alot older....You could probably pass for at least 15.

Sonjay: I Could?

Adam: Yeah...Which is exactly how old Cate is going to think you are.

Sonjay: Uhhh....I Have to go do homework now.

*Sonjay runs towards the stairs but Adam stops him.*

Adam: Please Sonjay....You're my only hope.

Sonjay: I Dont know, Adam....I Am not very good with girls.

Adam: Neither am I, But after years of watching Eric...I Gotta have SOME Idea of how to do it. You just have to let me do all the talking.

Sonjay: Adam, Dont make me do this...

Adam: Sonjay, Dont forget my family is nice enough to let you live here so you can stay in the United States.....This is the LEAST You could do.

Sonjay: Ok, Ok.

Adam: Great! Its this Saturday.

*Adam walks up stairs as Sonjay looks nervous*

Sonjay: I Dont have any idea how to get through with this....I Barely even know any of America's cultures yet.

Luke: We dont have any culture, Sonjay...We just.......Do Whatever. In a way its like we all have our own culture.

Sonjay: Very Interesting.

Luke: Well, I Better get home before Baywatch starts.

Sonjay: What is this "Baywatch"?.....Part of American Culture?

Luke: Definitely part of American Men's culture.

Sonjay: Can i come?

Luke: Trust me Sonjay....You dont want to be in the same room as me when i watch Baywatch.

*Luke walks out as Sonjay looks confused. Later on Bob is shown walking in.*

Emily: Bob, You missed Dinner!

Bob: Thats Ok, Hun...Paul and me ordered pizzas.

Emily: You Know, We never did finish our discussion earlier about an EQUAL Relationship.

Bob: Lets talk about it tommorow, I'm Exhausted.

*Bob Kisses Emily on the cheek and walks up to bed as Emily looks angry. Then theres a knock on the door as Emily answers and Kim walks In.*

Emily: Hey, Kim.

Kim: *Angrily* That husband of mine really ticks me off.

Emily: What Happened?

Kim: He went off and bought a pool table without asking me, AND He put the monstrocity in the middle of the living room!

Emily: That is just like a man. They just think they can do anything and we wont care.

Kim: *Rolls Eyes* Like Fart anytime they want as long as theres no company.

Emily: At least yours doesnt do it around Company.

*Kim Laughs*

Emily: You know what?.....I Say we get even.

Kim: How?

Emily: If they're not gonna consult us about decisions they make.....Then we wont consult them about decisions WE Make!

*Emily and Kim look at each other and smile. Adam is then shown in a suit at the bottom of the stairs.*

Adam: *Yeling Up* HEY SONJAY, LETS GO.

*Sonjay walks down wearing a pink suit.*

Sonjay: How do i look?

Adam: Uhhhhh Fruitylicious.

Sonjay: Fruit? You mean like a Bannana?

Adam: WHY The pink, Sonjay?

Sonjay: I Thought it looked rather stylish myself.

Adam: Listen Sonjay, I Dont know about Indonesia...But here in America, Boys dont wear pink!

Sonjay: But why?

Adam: We just dont...Its like an unwritten rule.

Sonjay: I Do Not wish to break any rules...I Will go change.

Adam: *Sighs* Theres no time for that, The girls are waiting.

*Adam grabs Sonjay and runs out. Bob then walks In.*

Bob: *Yelling* I'M HOME!

*Emily walks in wearing a fur coat*

Emily: Good evening, Honey.

Bob: How Much?...

Emily: Do i love you? Ohhhh i love you alot.

Bob: How much is the coat?

Emily: Ohhhh Just 500 dollars.

Bob: 500 BUCKS?! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I HAVE TO WORK TO GET 500 BUCKS?!

Emily: You dont have to consult me about decisions, Why should i have to consult you?

Bob: Alright Alright, Point taken......I'll consult with you on big decisions from now on.

Emily: Good.

Bob: So you'll take the coat back tommorow?

Emily: Hmmmm.....Nah.

*Emily laughs and runs into the living room.*

Bob: THAT COAT IS GOING BACK, EMILY....

*Bob runs in the living room after her. The dance is then shown as Adam & Cheryl dance. Sonjay & Cate are sitting against the wall bored.*

Cate: So whats with the pink suit?

Sonjay: I Am sorry i have offended your culture.

Cate: Huh?

Sonjay: Uhhhh I Enjoy "Baywatch".

Cate: *Laughing* Thats good to know. That David Hasselhoff was quite a hunk in his time.

Sonjay: Who is this....."David Hasselhoff"?

Cate: *Jokingly* Our almighty ruler.

*Cate Laughs as Sonjay looks confused.*

Cate: So....Do you wanna make out?

Sonjay: Make what out?

*Cate kisses Sonjay*

Sonjay: *Smiles* American girls.....I Have been missing out all these years.

*Sonjay and Cate continue kissing. Later on Sonjay is shown in his room bowing to a poster on the wall of David Hasselhoff as Knight Rider. Just then Katie walks In.*

Katie: Uhhhh Sonjay....What are you doing?

Sonjay: Bowing to the almighty ruler of America.

Katie: *Laughs* David Hasselhoff?

Sonjay: *Bows* OHHHHH MIGHTY HASSELHOFF!

Katie: Sonjay...You dont have to bow to anyone here in the states....

Sonjay: Not even David Hasselhoff?

Katie: *Laughs* Not even David Hasselhoff.

Sonjay: Ok....

*Katie walks out as Sonjay looks around, Then starts to bow again.*

Sonjay: OHHHHH MIGHTY HASSELHOFF!

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[Michael [hXc]]

omg thats awesome whats weird is i really have a friend katie who i kinda have a crush on so its weird you had it like that

[EmoJoe]

Even though im not in it anymore..this is a lot better than the other one IMO

[robyrob]

*Bows to the MIGHTY HASSELHOFF!*

[Zuzzy]

Good job!