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10-22-2004, 05:49 PM
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RonFingSwanson
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Funny Written Excuses
Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30,31, 32, and also 33.
Please excuse Dianne from being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps. Please excuse Johnnie for being. It was his father's fault. Chris will not be in school because he has an acre in his side. John has been absent because he had two teeth taken off his face. Excuse Gloria. She has been under the doctor. Lillie was absent from school yesterday because she had a going over. My son is under the doctor's care and should not take fizical ed. Please execute him. Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hit in the growing part. My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent this weekend with the Marines. Please excuse Joyce from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday she fell off a tree and misplaced her hip. Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels. Please excuse Blanche from jim today. She is administrating. George was absent yesterday because he had a stomach. Ralph was absent yesterday because he had a sore trout. Please excuse Sara for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot. Please excuse Lupe. She is having problems with her ovals. Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had diah(*crossed out*), diahoah(*crossed out*), dyah(*crossed out*) the runs. |
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10-22-2004, 06:00 PM
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Re: Funny Written Excuses
 These were the best.... Please excuse Johnnie for being. It was his father's fault. John has been absent because he had two teeth taken off his face. Excuse Gloria. She has been under the doctor. My son is under the doctor's care and should not take fizical ed. Please execute him. Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hit in the growing part. Please excuse Joyce from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday she fell off a tree and misplaced her hip. George was absent yesterday because he had a stomach. Please excuse Sara for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot. |
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10-22-2004, 06:10 PM
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i've seen that before, it still makes me laugh. however i read that john had two teeth taked off his face. haha these are the funniest- Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30,31, 32, and also 33. Please excuse Dianne from being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps. Please excuse Johnnie for being. It was his father's fault. John has been absent because he had two teeth taken off his face. My son is under the doctor's care and should not take fizical ed. Please execute him. George was absent yesterday because he had a stomach. |
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10-22-2004, 06:40 PM
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 Those were TOO funny! Where did you dig those up? 
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10-23-2004, 12:53 AM
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Those are all funny.
I remember getting those in an email once a long time ago. I think these ones were the best: Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30,31, 32, and also 33. Please excuse Johnnie for being. It was his father's fault. Chris will not be in school because he has an acre in his side. John has been absent because he had two teeth taken off his face. George was absent yesterday because he had a stomach. Ralph was absent yesterday because he had a sore trout. Please excuse Sara for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot. My son is under the doctor's care and should not take fizical ed. Please execute him. |
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10-23-2004, 12:35 PM
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I've seen those so many times, and I STILL crack up
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10-23-2004, 12:56 PM
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RonFingSwanson
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 Glad eveyrone liked em!
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10-25-2004, 10:40 AM
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Some of those are so old!
My teacher gave us a handout about those in the 10th grade, 5 years ago! Especially
Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30,31, 32, and also 33.[Except excuse was spelled eckuse) Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hit in the growing part. Chris will not be in school because he has an acre in his side. |
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