"The Odd Quad" Episode 8 - Camping Chaos

[Chad22]

CAST
Adam Collins - Chad Doody
Brad Fulton - TF
Jeff Kimble - EFD
Kim Stevens - Brooke Anne Smith
Walter Munson - William Daniels

GUEST STARS
Dean Sanders - Ed Begley Jr.
Howie Sanders - Rurry Micelli
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*Adam is shown sitting on the couch and watching TV When a commercial comes on.*

On The TV: So remember, Only YOU Can prevent forrest fires.

*Adam Looks shocked.*

Adam: Woah...

*Adam stands up and walks towards the door as Jeff walks In.*

Jeff: Hey Adam, Where you going?

Adam: To put out a forrest fire....I'm the only one that can do it.

*Adam walks out as Jeff Looks confused.*





(Themesong: "Different People" By No Doubt)



*Kim is shown sitting on the couch when theres a knock at the door. She goes to answer it and sees Dean Sanders at the door.*

Kim: Hi, Dean Sanders.

Dean Sanders: Hi, Kim.

Kim: What can i do for you?

Dean Sanders: Well, I Hate to bother you on a Saturday....But i'm afraid i'm really desperate.

Kim: Whats the problem?

Dean Sanders:I need someone to babysit My Son Howie for the day.

Kim: I'd love to Dean Sanders, But i'm really kind of busy studying for the test and....

Dean Sanders: Tell you what, You do this for me....And i'll Automatically give you an A.

Kim: Isnt that wrong?

Dean Sanders: Yes, But like i said.....I'm desperate.

Kim: Ok, I'll do it.

Dean Sanders: Thanks, Kim. *Yells* Come On In, Howie.

*Howie walks In.*

Dean Sanders: Behave yourself....I'll be back tonight.

Howie: Ok, Dad.

*Dean Sanders walks out.*

Kim: So Howie....What do you want to do today?

Howie: *Grins* I Can think of a few things.

*Kim Looks confused as Adam walks In.*

Adam: Hey, Kim.

Howie: Get lost pal, Shes mine today.

Kim: What?

Adam: *Laughs* Listen Kid, Why dont you go play while the grown ups talk?

Howie: And what grown ups would that be?

Adam: I'm Older than you....

Howie: I'm smarter than you.

Adam: No You're Not.

Howie: Whats 2 Plus 2?

Adam: .............I Dont have to prove anything to you.

Howie: *Laughs* I Knew it.

Adam: Yeah well......I Could beat you up.

Howie: I Doubt it.

Kim: Come On, Howie....Lets go get sme ice cream.

*Kim & Howie walk out as Brad & Jeff walk in.*

Adam: Oh Hey Guys, I Wanted to talk to you.

Brad: About what?

Adam: I Was out earler trying to prevent forrest fires...You Know, Cause i'm the only one that can do it. And while i was out there it hit me....

Jeff: You got an idea?

Adam: No, A Bird hit me with his droppings....But yeah, I Got an idea too.

Brad: Whats that?

Adam: Well, It was so nice out there....I Was thinking maybe we could go camping for the weekend.

Jeff: That could be fun!

Brad: I Dont Know....I Have alot of studying to do.

Adam: Oh come on, Brad....Thats all you ever do! Lets go have some fun and Live like MEN!

Brad: Oh....Ok.

Adam: Great! Lets go pack and we can leave in an hour.

Brad: So soon?

Adam: Its already 2 In the afternoon, We dont have any time to waste!

Jeff: Ok, But how we gonna get there?

Adam: Leave that to me!

*Mr. Munson is shown in the driver's seat of a car, Adam is in the passenger seat and Jeff & Brad are in the back seat.*

Adam: It sure was nice of you to offer to take us camping, Mr. Munson.

Mr. Munson: Who Offered? You Wouldnt leave me alone until i agreed.

Brad: So where exactly are we going?

Mr. Munson: I Know a nice peaceful area about 30 miles from here. My Family Used to camp there when i was a child.

Adam: You were a kid Once, Mr. Munson?

Mr. Munson: Of course i was.

Adam: That musta been in like the stone age. Who was president, Leonardo Da Vinci?

Brad: Leonardo Da Vinci was never President....You Incredible Moron. He was a painter like Michaelangelo.

Adam: *Whispering To Mr. Munson* Shows how much he knows.....He thinks The Ninja Turtles were painters.

*Mr. Munson rolls his eyes as they continue the trip. About 10 seconds then go by.*

Adam: Are we there yet?

Mr. Munson: No, Mr. Collins...We still have about 25 miles.

Adam: Ok........................Are we there now?

Mr. Munson: No we are not there now, You just asked me 10 seconds ago and i told you we were 25 miles away!

Adam: So how far do we have to go now?

Mr. Munson: 25 miles!

Adam: You mean we've went all this time and we still have 25 miles left to go?!

Mr. Munson: *Slightly Raising Voice* Mr. Collins, You are working on my last nerve.

Adam: Whats that, Like.....Your Wisdom Teeth? Cause i'm not a dentist, So I Dont really think i'm qualified to work on that....But if you really want me to...

Mr. Munson: MR. COLLINS!

Adam: Whats wrong, Mr. Munson?

Mr. Munson: YOU ARE NOT TO SAY ANOTHER WORD FOR THE REST OF THIS TRIP!

Adam: But What if i have to go to the bathroom?

Mr. Munson: Then hold it in! You are not UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES TO SAY ANOTHER WORD UNTIL WE GET THERE!

*Adam sits quietly as Mr. Munson keeps driving and Jeff & Brad sit in the backseat looking bored. The apartment is then shown again as Kim & Howie walk back In.*

Kim: Did you enjoy your icecream, Howie?

Howie: It Was Good.....But not as good as you look.

Kim: *Laughs* Thats sweet.

*Kim walks over and sees a note on the fridge, Then reads it.*

Kim: Well, Looks like the guys went camping.

Howie: So its just us?

Kim: I Guess so.

*Kim turns around for a second to throw the note away as Howie smiles and brings his arm down in celebration. Kim then turns around.*

Kim: So you wanna watch some TV?

Howie: Sure!

*Kim sits down on the couch next to Howie and turns the TV On. Kim starts watching as Howie slowly puts his arm around Kim and she looks a little confused. Mr. Munson, Adam, Brad & Jeff are then shown at the campsite as smoke comes out of Mr. Munson's car.*

Mr. Munson: Just wonderful...I Wonder how long its been doing this.

Adam: Its been smoking for the past half hour.

Mr. Munson: WHAT?! Why didnt you tell me?!

Adam: You told me not to say a word until we got to the campsite....

*Mr. Munson stops for a minute and starts to Fakely laugh, Then grabs Adam by the neck and starts strangling him as Brad & Jeff break it up.*

Brad: Calm down, Mr. Munson....At least we made it to the campsite alright. You can just stay with us tonight and find a mechanic tommorow.

Mr. Munson: They'res no mechanics around here for 20 miles!

Adam: You shoulda thought about that before you Drove all the way out here.

Mr. Munson:......I'm gonna Kill him.

*Mr. Munson attempts to strangle Adam again but Brad & Jeff once again break it up.*

Jeff: So....Wheres the bathroom?

*Brad Points to a Bush as Jeff Looks horrified.*

Jeff:.........I'M GONNA KILL HIM!

*Jeff attempts to strangle Adam as Brad breaks it up.*

Jeff: Ok....Ok.....Luckily i brought my hand sanitizer. So at least i can wash my hands. Did you guys bring toilet paper?

*Adam picks up a leaf.*

Adam: Its nature's Toilet Paper!

Jeff: THATS UNSANITARY!

Brad: Its either that or not wipe at all.

Jeff:..........Gimme the freakin leaf.

*Jeff grabs the leaf and walks off into the bush.*

Mr. Munson: I Knew taking you camping was a bad idea....I Wasnt intending on staying! I Was Pondering if i'd even come back for you.

Adam: Oh come on, Mr. Munson.....It'll be fun!

Mr. Munson:.....I Highly Doubt that.

Brad: Hey Listen, I'm not that crazy about being here either.....But i'm gonna make the best of it. Luckily, I Brought my school books with me.

Adam: And i left them home.

Brad: You did WHAT?!

Adam: This trip is to have fun, Man....Not to study! I Had to do something.

Brad: You Moron....I Have a test on Monday!

Adam: So what? You're smart.

Brad: This isnt just any test, Adam....THIS TEST MAKES UP 30 PERCENT OF OUR GRADES THIS YEAR!

Adam:.....Wait...We have a test?

*Brad attempts to strangle Adam as Mr. Munson breaks it up.*

Brad: *Sarcasticly* Gee....This trip sure is FUN.

Mr. Munson: *Looking Down At Leaves* Mr. Collins, Is this the area you picked up that leaf you gave Mr. Kimble?

Adam: Yeah, Why?

Mr. Munsom: Well i happen to know a thing or two about nature, And these are no regular leaves. These are....

*Jeff is heard screaming.*

Mr. Munson:......Poison Ivy.

*The apartment is shown again as Kim & Howie continue to watch TV.*

Howie: *Yawns* Boy, I Sure am tired.

Kim: Would you like to take a nap before your parents come for you?

Howie: I Would...But i have this thing about sleeping alone in strange places. Could you please take a nap with me?

Kim: *Eyes Widen* Uhhh....I Dont think thats such a good idea, Howie.

Howie: Pleeeeease?

Kim: *Gets Serious Look* Listen you little pervert, I Have dealt with your crap all day....But enough is enough! I Am years older than you and here to babysit you, NOT To be your paid escort...So if you want to take a nap, GO TAKE ONE BY YOURSELF UNTIL YOUR PARENTS COME!

Howie:......I Love a Feisty Babe.

*Kim Looks annoyed.*

Howie: I'm going!...

*Howie walks into the other room as Kim Laughs. Mr. Munson, Adam, Brad & Jeff are then shown sitting next to a campfire. Jeff is scratching his butt nonstop and isnt actually sitting down, But doing more of a lean. Brad & Mr. Munson Look depressed, And Adam is roasting a marshmellow.*

Adam: This is the life, Huh guys?

*Mr. Munson, Brad & Jeff all Look at Adam annoyed*

Adam: Ok, So its not perfect....You guys have to admit though, It is pretty fun. Am I Right?

Mr. Munson, Brad & Jeff: NO!

Adam: Fine...Lets just go to bed.

Jeff: Its only 9 O'Clock.

Brad: The faster we go to bed, The faster we can go home.

*Everybody but Adam stands up and gets into the tent. Adam sadly looks at the fire a few seconds, Then follows the others into the tent. The fire is then shown getting larger. Later on in the night Everyone is shown inside the tent sleeping when a big flame comes in at the top of the tent. Jeff slowly wakes up and sees this.*

Jeff: FIRE!

*Everybody wakes up and runs out of the tent as the tent burns to the ground.*

Brad: ADAM, WHY DIDNT YOU PUT OUT THE FIRE?!

Adam: I THOUGHT IT WOULD JUST GO OUT BY ITSELF!

Brad: WHAT KIND OF MORON ARE YOU?!

Mr. Munson: Do you really have to ask?

Jeff: So what do we do now?

*Later on Mr. Munson is shown sleeping in the front seat of the car as Brad & Jeff are shown sleeping in the back. Adam is then shown sleeping outside shivering.*

Adam: REAL Mature, Guys....






*The End credits start to roll down as a split screen appears with the end of the episode. Kim is shown sitting in the apartment as Adam, Brad & Jeff walk in looking dirty and their clothes are ripped.*

Kim: What happened to you guys?

Brad: You dont wanna know.......I Dont even want to know.

Jeff: I'm gonna go take a shower and put on some clean clothes.

*Jeff walks into the other room.*

Brad: The camping trip was a disaster and we had to hitch a ride back on a farm truck.

Adam: I Dont care what you guys say, The camping trip was fun.....And the farm truck was even funner.

Brad: Do you realize you just went over 24 hours without TV?

Adam:......Oh My God.....You're right.

*Adam sits down and turns on the TV, Then goes into a trance as he stares at the TV.*

Brad: I Like him best when hes watching TV.....At least hes not messing anything up.

Voice On TV: And remember, The only person that can keep kids off drugs....Is you!

Adam: Woah...

*Adam stands up and walks towards the door.*

Kim: Where are you going?

Adam: T keep kids off drugs.....I'm the only one for the job.

*Adam walks out as Kim laughs and Brad rolls his eyes.*

[EmoJoe]

Hilarious!

[Cactus Jack]

That was HILARIOUS!

[EmoJoe]

Originally posted by RurryMicelli


Hilarious!

I love my guest role in it!

Am I gonna have a recurring role?

[Chad22]

Originally posted by RurryMicelli
I love my guest role in it!

Am I gonna have a recurring role?

Somewhat.

[EmoJoe]

Originally posted by Matt Camden
Somewhat.

Coolness

[robyrob]

great show chad!!

[Zuzzy]