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MaydayMalonesGirl · 10-17-2004, 10:29 PM

Okay. This is basically a quote thread that we add onto as we hear quotes that we think are funny.

Like if you hear a funny quote in an episode you just watched, you can post it here. Then if you ever want to come back and see all the quotes you've liked over time you can just come here and read them.

So, yeah.

G-Force Glockstar · 10-18-2004, 07:37 AM

The one where Shawn talks about using their secret code, but Cory says they don't have a code.

spunkygirl · 10-18-2004, 04:14 PM

Cory: "8 lanes and not one stinking island, you've gotta be Moses to cross that highway"

EmoJoe · 10-18-2004, 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Angela Micelli
Cory: "8 lanes and not one stinking island, you've gotta be Moses to cross that highway"

EmoJoe · 10-18-2004, 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Angela Micelli
Cory: "8 lanes and not one stinking island, you've gotta be Moses to cross that highway"

And that whole Volcano thing with the Peas

spunkygirl · 10-19-2004, 04:49 PM

Shawn: "Can you believe it? Feeny locked us in!"

Cory: "He can't do that! It's against the Geneva Detention Convention"

spunkygirl · 11-11-2004, 04:47 AM

Cory: (puts hand over heart) "I've got appendicitis"

Eric: "That's your heart"

Cory: "I've got aheartacitis"

Blossom · 11-17-2004, 04:45 PM

Cory in the first season, sometimes laughing:

What, are you new here?

MaydayMalonesGirl · 11-17-2004, 05:51 PM

(everyone is in the kitchen arguing about Cory and Topanga getting married)

(eric randomly walks in) Eric- Hey everyone, I got this new roomate and she is FINE!

Then his dad gives him that look.

spunkygirl · 11-17-2004, 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MaydayMalonesGirl
(everyone is in the kitchen arguing about Cory and Topanga getting married)

(eric randomly walks in) Eric- Hey everyone, I got this new roomate and she is FINE!

Then his dad gives him that look.

And what was that one, I've got a thought(I can't remember what he said) then they would laugh

MaydayMalonesGirl · 11-17-2004, 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Angela Micelli
And what was that one, I've got a thought(I can't remember what he said) then they would laugh

Oh yeah...

Eric- Let me be the voice of reason (everyone laughs)

spunkygirl · 11-17-2004, 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MaydayMalonesGirl
Oh yeah...

Eric- Let me be the voice of reason (everyone laughs)

That's it

I was rolling when Jack told Eric "you need to be more supportive" then he's supportive of everything

MaydayMalonesGirl · 11-17-2004, 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Angela Micelli
That's it

I was rolling when Jack told Eric "you need to be more supportive" then he's supportive of everything

LOL me too.

Definately a good episode.

bmwfan4eva · 11-21-2004, 06:28 PM

I liked this quote from season three:

NEW FRIENDS AND OLD

Shawn: Man gets calls. Hey! Lot's of calls. What sounds to be a very attractive lady. Man doesn't speak word to his little buddy, Shawm. Hmmm... Intresting.
Turner: Shawn, there's nothing to really tell her. I would have told to about it.
Shawn: Man gets all squirly everytime this girl calls, makes a guy's man think he's keeping secrets from him.
Turner: Shawn, do you want to stop it eith the whole man thing?
Shawn: Man seems a little irritated lately.
Turner: It's no big deal. It's a girl I dated a long time ago. It's over and don't you dare start the next sentence with the word "man."
Shawn: Dude's got a problem with the word "man."

Newbie · 11-22-2004, 03:29 PM

I think that Feeny comes up with the best one liners on the show, as they are usually dry and sarcastic, which is my favorite type of humor. I remember one line, I think it was the show where Eric plays poker with Feeny, Turner, and some other teachers. When Eric leaves the scene (after saying something dumb), Feeny turns to the rest of the teachers and says:

"You know the sad part is, he's going to end up making more money than all of us".

Another one which I vaguely remember (so I'll probably mess up the quote) was when Eric returned to high school after graduating, and meets Feeny in the hall. Eric asks "so have you guys missed me?", to which Feeny responded "yes, in fact we've set up a crisis center to have the students come to grips with their loss". I'm sure I butchered the quote, but that's strictly off memory.

Shawn and Feeny's characters were really well acted (Eric's, especially in the end, was too over the top for my liking).

10-17-2004, 10:29 PM	#1
MaydayMalonesGirl ACID! POLICEHHHH! Forum Star Join Date: Apr 24, 2003 Location: in a van down by the river. Posts: 18,393	The Official Quote Thread Okay. This is basically a quote thread that we add onto as we hear quotes that we think are funny. Like if you hear a funny quote in an episode you just watched, you can post it here. Then if you ever want to come back and see all the quotes you've liked over time you can just come here and read them. So, yeah.

10-18-2004, 07:37 AM	#2
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10-18-2004, 04:14 PM	#3
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10-19-2004, 04:49 PM	#6
spunkygirl Member Moderator Forum Celebrity Join Date: Apr 26, 2003 Posts: 21,563	Shawn: "Can you believe it? Feeny locked us in!" Cory: "He can't do that! It's against the Geneva Detention Convention"

11-11-2004, 04:47 AM	#7
spunkygirl Member Moderator Forum Celebrity Join Date: Apr 26, 2003 Posts: 21,563	Cory: (puts hand over heart) "I've got appendicitis" Eric: "That's your heart" Cory: "I've got aheartacitis"

11-17-2004, 05:51 PM	#9
MaydayMalonesGirl ACID! POLICEHHHH! Forum Star Join Date: Apr 24, 2003 Location: in a van down by the river. Posts: 18,393	(everyone is in the kitchen arguing about Cory and Topanga getting married) (eric randomly walks in) Eric- Hey everyone, I got this new roomate and she is FINE! Then his dad gives him that look.

11-21-2004, 06:28 PM	#14
bmwfan4eva Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Oct 22, 2004 Location: Connecticut Posts: 84	I liked this quote from season three: NEW FRIENDS AND OLD Shawn: Man gets calls. Hey! Lot's of calls. What sounds to be a very attractive lady. Man doesn't speak word to his little buddy, Shawm. Hmmm... Intresting. Turner: Shawn, there's nothing to really tell her. I would have told to about it. Shawn: Man gets all squirly everytime this girl calls, makes a guy's man think he's keeping secrets from him. Turner: Shawn, do you want to stop it eith the whole man thing? Shawn: Man seems a little irritated lately. Turner: It's no big deal. It's a girl I dated a long time ago. It's over and don't you dare start the next sentence with the word "man." Shawn: Dude's got a problem with the word "man."

11-22-2004, 03:29 PM	#15
Newbie Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Mar 26, 2004 Posts: 16	I think that Feeny comes up with the best one liners on the show, as they are usually dry and sarcastic, which is my favorite type of humor. I remember one line, I think it was the show where Eric plays poker with Feeny, Turner, and some other teachers. When Eric leaves the scene (after saying something dumb), Feeny turns to the rest of the teachers and says: "You know the sad part is, he's going to end up making more money than all of us". Another one which I vaguely remember (so I'll probably mess up the quote) was when Eric returned to high school after graduating, and meets Feeny in the hall. Eric asks "so have you guys missed me?", to which Feeny responded "yes, in fact we've set up a crisis center to have the students come to grips with their loss". I'm sure I butchered the quote, but that's strictly off memory. Shawn and Feeny's characters were really well acted (Eric's, especially in the end, was too over the top for my liking).