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GARFIELDKOOL · 10-15-2004, 10:46 AM

Mr. and Mrs. Brady arguing or going to a marriage counseler.
Alice telling someon to get the door.
Alice saying, "I'm to tired to do any chores."
Mr. Brady saying, "Damn" and "Hell" and "get me a beer, Alice."
Mrs. Brady saying, "You kids are getting on my damn nerves!"
The kids jumping up and down having to go to the bathroom.
Jan and Marcia calling each other b-tches.
The boys calling each other p-ssies and ***s.
Mr. Brady going to a bar with friends.
Mrs. Brady wanting a cigarette.
Alice asking for a raise.
The toilet flushing.
The family saying, "Let's watch the Richard Pryor stand-up comedy show.
"The Partridge Family are better singers than we are."

G-Force Glockstar · 10-15-2004, 06:29 PM

A million lions

passionsfan79 · 10-16-2004, 09:57 PM

we did hear the toilet flushing in the episode where bobby saves peters life

GARFIELDKOOL · 10-19-2004, 02:16 PM

I mean the toilet flushing after they used it.

snl75 · 10-19-2004, 06:42 PM

altough peter did say hell in very brady chirstmas

TV Guy · 10-20-2004, 12:17 PM

I don't think Mike and Carol minded the word "hell". I know for a fact, though, that Carol didn't like "stinker".

Alicia Blair · 10-30-2004, 07:37 AM

As for Alice getting a raise,Did Alice even get a paycheck at all? In one of the brady bunch movies,Ditmeyer says something about the housekeeper working for free!

GARFIELDKOOL · 10-30-2004, 11:31 AM

There was one episode where Alice was leaving, and Mike suggested to Carol that they give her more money.

cpl · 10-30-2004, 01:10 PM

Hi, all.

You'll also never see the following:

References to Nixon and Agnew,
Vietnam, Cambodia, civil rights, bussing, then-Governor Reagan, Mayor Sam Yorty, Mayor Tom Bradley, Black Panthers, Cesar Chavez, the American Indian Movement,
and discussions of any celebrity younger than Desi Arnza, Jr.

cpl

cpl · 10-30-2004, 01:11 PM

Oops I mean Arnaz.

cpl

gettoknowsomeone · 10-31-2004, 05:50 PM

To be fair, Cousin Oliver did mention sex.

G-Force Glockstar · 11-04-2004, 03:24 PM

Carol and Alice knocking eachother out.

GARFIELDKOOL · 11-04-2004, 03:32 PM

Alice telling the kids that they were some tacky spoiled brats.

G-Force Glockstar · 11-04-2004, 03:34 PM

Alice, Carol, and Mike abusing the kids

TV Guy · 11-04-2004, 06:10 PM

Marcia saying, "All I ever hear is Jan, Jan, Jan! I'm tired of living in her shadow all the time!"

10-15-2004, 10:46 AM	#1
GARFIELDKOOL Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Sep 02, 2004 Location: Rochester, NY Posts: 7,204	Stuff you'll never see or hear on the Brady Bunch. Mr. and Mrs. Brady arguing or going to a marriage counseler. Alice telling someon to get the door. Alice saying, "I'm to tired to do any chores." Mr. Brady saying, "Damn" and "Hell" and "get me a beer, Alice." Mrs. Brady saying, "You kids are getting on my damn nerves!" The kids jumping up and down having to go to the bathroom. Jan and Marcia calling each other b-tches. The boys calling each other p-ssies and ***s. Mr. Brady going to a bar with friends. Mrs. Brady wanting a cigarette. Alice asking for a raise. The toilet flushing. The family saying, "Let's watch the Richard Pryor stand-up comedy show. "The Partridge Family are better singers than we are."

10-15-2004, 06:29 PM	#2
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10-16-2004, 09:57 PM	#3
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10-30-2004, 07:37 AM	#7
Alicia Blair Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Oct 28, 2004 Location: Here on Earth Posts: 70	As for Alice getting a raise,Did Alice even get a paycheck at all? In one of the brady bunch movies,Ditmeyer says something about the housekeeper working for free!
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10-19-2004, 02:16 PM	#4
GARFIELDKOOL Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Sep 02, 2004 Location: Rochester, NY Posts: 7,204	I mean the toilet flushing after they used it.

10-19-2004, 06:42 PM	#5
snl75 Member Senior Member Join Date: Aug 25, 2004 Location: in the formen basement watching snl Posts: 1,377	altough peter did say hell in very brady chirstmas

10-20-2004, 12:17 PM	#6
TV Guy Member Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Jun 25, 2001 Location: Boston, MA, USA Posts: 3,419	I don't think Mike and Carol minded the word "hell". I know for a fact, though, that Carol didn't like "stinker".

10-30-2004, 11:31 AM	#8
GARFIELDKOOL Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Sep 02, 2004 Location: Rochester, NY Posts: 7,204	There was one episode where Alice was leaving, and Mike suggested to Carol that they give her more money.

10-30-2004, 01:10 PM	#9
cpl Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Oct 28, 2004 Location: St. Cloud, MN Posts: 9	Hi, all. You'll also never see the following: References to Nixon and Agnew, Vietnam, Cambodia, civil rights, bussing, then-Governor Reagan, Mayor Sam Yorty, Mayor Tom Bradley, Black Panthers, Cesar Chavez, the American Indian Movement, and discussions of any celebrity younger than Desi Arnza, Jr. cpl

10-30-2004, 01:11 PM	#10
cpl Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Oct 28, 2004 Location: St. Cloud, MN Posts: 9	Oops I mean Arnaz. cpl

10-31-2004, 05:50 PM	#11
gettoknowsomeone Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Jan 19, 2002 Posts: 54	To be fair, Cousin Oliver did mention sex.

11-04-2004, 03:24 PM	#12
G-Force Glockstar Member Forum Celebrity Join Date: Nov 22, 2003 Posts: 21,770	Carol and Alice knocking eachother out.

11-04-2004, 03:32 PM	#13
GARFIELDKOOL Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Sep 02, 2004 Location: Rochester, NY Posts: 7,204	Alice telling the kids that they were some tacky spoiled brats.

11-04-2004, 03:34 PM	#14
G-Force Glockstar Member Forum Celebrity Join Date: Nov 22, 2003 Posts: 21,770	Alice, Carol, and Mike abusing the kids

11-04-2004, 06:10 PM	#15
TV Guy Member Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Jun 25, 2001 Location: Boston, MA, USA Posts: 3,419	Marcia saying, "All I ever hear is Jan, Jan, Jan! I'm tired of living in her shadow all the time!"