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LuLu Rogers · 10-10-2004, 09:37 PM

Mine are:

Janet: This is the answer to our prayers!
Chrissy: No it's not. Nobody prayed.
Janet:Then let's start. Please God let Chrissy change her mind!
Jack: Or better yet give her one!

Larry: It's not often a single guy like me gets a home cooked meal.
Janet: So why don't you get married?
Larry: I've never been that hungry.

Jack: Janet, you remember when I first moved in here, there was something that I wanted more than anything else?
Janet: Yes, and the answer is still no!

MoonFlower · 10-10-2004, 09:42 PM

Mr. Furley reffereing to himself as a Power house/macho man.

I Love John Ritter · 10-10-2004, 09:46 PM

I got a few so bear with me:

Larry Loves Janet Episode No.070
Larry: Nice weather we’re having. Jack: Yes and its so unpredictable
Chrissy: Yeah, nice one day, nice the next...

Chrissy’s Cousin Episode No.087
Janet: Do you know what you are Jack? You are a male chauvanist -
Jack: Don't say it.
Janet: Oink!
Jack: Janet!
Janet: Oink oink oink oink!

Paradise Lost Episode No.124
Mr. Furley: You know what I really like about Jack?
Larry: What?
Mr. Furley: Everything.
Larry: Me too. What a guy. And what a great sense of humor.
Mr. Furley: Yeah. Everytime he sees me he starts laughing!

Hearing is Believeing Episode No.158
Furley [Talking about Janet]: Why can’t she act more like you?
Terri: Like me? Furley: Yea, your so sweet, and you have a nice disposition, and you don’t snap my head off for ketchup.
Terri: You mean catsup Furley: No...I mean ketchup Terri: Well where I come from, they call it catsup Furley: Well they’re wrong Terri: Mr. Furley, it’s really not important Furley: Ketchups not important? Terri: Mr. Furley call it whatever you like, I really don’t care!
Furley: YOU DON’T CARE?! YOU DON’T CARE?! Well I’m just gunna pretend I didn’t even hear that!!
Terri: Mr. Furley… Furley: Thats the trouble of you young people today, you don’t care about anything that counts!! Today its ketchup, tomorrow the world!!!! [Jacks walks in the door] Jack: Hi Mr. Fur.. Furley [interrupts]: ITS KECHUP AND DON’T YOU FORGET IT!!!!!

A Black Letter Day Episode No.068

Jack: If there’s something going on around here don’t you think I should know?
Chrissy: If you dont know then nobody knows but I know you know and you should know better.
Jack: Now I know!

And Baby Makes Two Episode No.074

Jack: Gee Chrissy .. did you have to pick this particular time to start making sense?
Chrissy: I always make sense! You`re just not smart enough to understand me!

And Baby Makes Two Episode No.
Jack: Chrissy, just think a minute.
Chrissy: Ok, but it doesn’t always work…

Up In The Air Episode No.
Janet: Boy, you sure are mellow tonight.
Jack: Yeah, must of be that qanquilizer.
Janet: Qanquilizer? Tranquilizer? Jack, did you take a tranquilizer
Jack [laughs]: Yeah, wasn’t that plane ride fun?

Janet’s High School Sweetheart Episode No.017
[Jack hears Mr. Roper scream and comes running out of the bathroom with a towel around his waist]
Mr. Roper: Will you put some clothes on, my wife’s here.
Mrs. Roper: Mind your own business Stanley…
Mr. Roper: What if the towel slips?
Mrs. Roper: Mind your own business Stanley…
Chrissy: Jack, you have some shaving cream on your face.
Jack: Oh, Thank you.
[Not thinking, Jack begins to wipe his face with his towel]
Chrissy: No! Jack!
Mrs. Roper: Mind your own business Chrissy!

Larry Loves Janet Episode No.070
Jack: Now what do you do, when a good-looking guy, walks in, and sits down beside you? [unzips shirt] Day, he say day, he say day, he say day-o. Day light come and me want to go home! [sits by Janet] Well?
Janet: I’m still waiting for the good-looking guy to come in!

And who could forget the one is my signature?

I'm sorry, I just have so many that I really like. I couldn't just pick one.

Janet McFarland · 10-10-2004, 10:34 PM

I have a million favorite quotes!

Stanley:What are you doing?
Jack:I'm loosening up my wrist.
Stanley:I didn't know you guys had to practice.

Chrissy:You know, I wish this weren't a hospital. I'd just love to shoot off some fire crackers, really go out with a bang!

Jack: Let's have a toast.
Jack: To happy days!
Janet: To good times!
Chrissy: To little house on the prarie!

Janet: [to Jack] You're probably gonna die in bed, and if you do, 10-1 you wont be alone.

Viviana · 10-17-2004, 03:24 PM

Hello missing person's..., yes I'd like to report a person's missing!

Terri Cardellini · 10-17-2004, 04:06 PM

OMG there are sooooo many i can't even remember any lol ok i have a couple but i'll think of more later and post them then.

Cyrano de Tripper
Michael: How did you introduce the dressing?
Chrissy: I just said salad meet the dressing, dressing meet the salad

Janet Wigs Out
Jack: I guess it's ture what they say blondes have more fun
Terri: Then how come I get stuck here with you

I Love John Ritter · 10-17-2004, 04:09 PM

I was watching "Jack Goes to the Dentist" last night and I heard this quote. I thought it was soooo funny!

Janet: Jack, promise me you will go to the dentist tomorrow morning.
Jack: I give you my word.
Janet: Okay.
Jack: And my word is no!!

This had me

jjlover · 10-23-2004, 02:24 PM

Chrissy's Hospitality:

[Furley listens in as Jack & Chrissy are fixing the showercurtain in the bathroom]
Jack: OK Chrissy, I'll go in the tub with you so we can get it on.
Chrissy: Give that to me so I can show you what to do.
Jack: This isn't exactly the first time I've ever done this.
Chrissy: Maybe so, but girls are better then boys [at it].
Jack: Come on Chrissy, a little less talk and a little more action.
Chrissy: Okay, you do your part and I'll do mine [Looks at Showercurtain] I don't think it'll
reach!
Jack: Of course not! You have to unfold it first!

Good Ol' Reliable Janet
Jack - Hey, Chrissy, I'll go with ya [to a nude beach]
Chrissy - Forget it
Jack - Wait a minute, you mean you'll undress in front of strangers but not in front of mio?
Chrissy - Right
Jack - That doesn't make any sense!
Chrissy - Of course it does! : pause : If they see me nude, it wouldn't matter because I don't
know them and they don't know me and I don't know who's seeing me and they don't know who
they're seeing. : pause : But I know you and you know me and I'll know who you'll be seeing
and you'll know who you'll be seeing and both of them are me! : shrugs : See?
Jack - : laughs : No, I don't see!
Chrissy - And you're not going to either.

"In Like Larry"

Mr. Furley: Where's Jack? I wanna read something here that's going to help him out.
Cindy: Jack? He... He's not here.
[Jack's bedroom door slams]
Mr. Furley: Then who's that?
Cindy: Uh, Janet!
Janet: [walks into the apartment from the front door] Hello, everybody.
Mr. Furley: Then who's this?
Cindy: Janet.
Mr. Furley: Then, where's Jack?
Janet: He's not here.
Mr. Furley: But I thought you said Jack was in the bedroom?
Cindy: I thought you said that?

"The Love Barge"
Jack: There's only one fair way to do this. We'll flip a coin. Janet you call it...
Chrissy: Wait a minute why does she get to call it!
Janet: What difference does it make who calls it?!?
Chrissy: Well figure it out! She gets two choices and I get none!
Jack: All these years...it always seemed so fair.

ep:??
RF: Someone left a bill for some paint inside my mailbox.
Chrissy: Oh , what color did you paint the inside of your mailbox?
RF: (looks at Janet) Can I talk to you?
Janet: ( nods) Sure.
RF: (waves bill )This was in my mailbox.
Janet: I hope you didn't get paint all over it!
RF: I didn't paint the inside of my mailbox! Let's just say .. I found a bill for some paint under my door.
Chrissy: Oh , what color did you paint under your door?
RF: I DIDN'T PAINT UNDER MY DOOR!

Chain Gang Member · 10-29-2004, 06:55 PM

That was from Jack The Ripper,and that quote cracks me up too

10-10-2004, 09:37 PM	#1
LuLu Rogers Colonel Brandon Forum Fanatic Join Date: Mar 23, 2004 Location: The Hogwarts Dungeons Posts: 11,013	What is your favorite Quote from TC? Mine are: Janet: This is the answer to our prayers! Chrissy: No it's not. Nobody prayed. Janet:Then let's start. Please God let Chrissy change her mind! Jack: Or better yet give her one! Larry: It's not often a single guy like me gets a home cooked meal. Janet: So why don't you get married? Larry: I've never been that hungry. Jack: Janet, you remember when I first moved in here, there was something that I wanted more than anything else? Janet: Yes, and the answer is still no!
	__________________ -Lauren- "I can teach you how to bewitch the mind and ensnare the senses. I can tell you how to bottle fame, brew glory, and even put a stopper in death."-Professor Severus Snape

10-10-2004, 09:46 PM	#3
I Love John Ritter Miss ya, John Senior Member Join Date: Apr 06, 2004 Location: In John Ritter's arms Posts: 2,687	I got a few so bear with me: Larry Loves Janet Episode No.070 Larry: Nice weather we’re having. Jack: Yes and its so unpredictable Chrissy: Yeah, nice one day, nice the next... Chrissy’s Cousin Episode No.087 Janet: Do you know what you are Jack? You are a male chauvanist - Jack: Don't say it. Janet: Oink! Jack: Janet! Janet: Oink oink oink oink! Paradise Lost Episode No.124 Mr. Furley: You know what I really like about Jack? Larry: What? Mr. Furley: Everything. Larry: Me too. What a guy. And what a great sense of humor. Mr. Furley: Yeah. Everytime he sees me he starts laughing! Hearing is Believeing Episode No.158 Furley [Talking about Janet]: Why can’t she act more like you? Terri: Like me? Furley: Yea, your so sweet, and you have a nice disposition, and you don’t snap my head off for ketchup. Terri: You mean catsup Furley: No...I mean ketchup Terri: Well where I come from, they call it catsup Furley: Well they’re wrong Terri: Mr. Furley, it’s really not important Furley: Ketchups not important? Terri: Mr. Furley call it whatever you like, I really don’t care! Furley: YOU DON’T CARE?! YOU DON’T CARE?! Well I’m just gunna pretend I didn’t even hear that!! Terri: Mr. Furley… Furley: Thats the trouble of you young people today, you don’t care about anything that counts!! Today its ketchup, tomorrow the world!!!! [Jacks walks in the door] Jack: Hi Mr. Fur.. Furley [interrupts]: ITS KECHUP AND DON’T YOU FORGET IT!!!!! A Black Letter Day Episode No.068 Jack: If there’s something going on around here don’t you think I should know? Chrissy: If you dont know then nobody knows but I know you know and you should know better. Jack: Now I know! And Baby Makes Two Episode No.074 Jack: Gee Chrissy .. did you have to pick this particular time to start making sense? Chrissy: I always make sense! You`re just not smart enough to understand me! And Baby Makes Two Episode No. Jack: Chrissy, just think a minute. Chrissy: Ok, but it doesn’t always work… Up In The Air Episode No. Janet: Boy, you sure are mellow tonight. Jack: Yeah, must of be that qanquilizer. Janet: Qanquilizer? Tranquilizer? Jack, did you take a tranquilizer Jack [laughs]: Yeah, wasn’t that plane ride fun? Janet’s High School Sweetheart Episode No.017 [Jack hears Mr. Roper scream and comes running out of the bathroom with a towel around his waist] Mr. Roper: Will you put some clothes on, my wife’s here. Mrs. Roper: Mind your own business Stanley… Mr. Roper: What if the towel slips? Mrs. Roper: Mind your own business Stanley… Chrissy: Jack, you have some shaving cream on your face. Jack: Oh, Thank you. [Not thinking, Jack begins to wipe his face with his towel] Chrissy: No! Jack! Mrs. Roper: Mind your own business Chrissy! Larry Loves Janet Episode No.070 Jack: Now what do you do, when a good-looking guy, walks in, and sits down beside you? [unzips shirt] Day, he say day, he say day, he say day-o. Day light come and me want to go home! [sits by Janet] Well? Janet: I’m still waiting for the good-looking guy to come in! And who could forget the one is my signature? I'm sorry, I just have so many that I really like. I couldn't just pick one.
	__________________ Highlight between the X and the O X Even though you can't see him, GOD is there! O Johnathan Southworth Ritter September 17, 1948 - September 11, 2003 Five years without you. Don Knotts July 21, 1924 - February 24, 2006.

10-17-2004, 04:06 PM	#6
Terri Cardellini Me and Priscilla :) Senior Member Join Date: Oct 11, 2003 Location: PITTSBURGH, PA Posts: 2,033	OMG there are sooooo many i can't even remember any lol ok i have a couple but i'll think of more later and post them then. Cyrano de Tripper Michael: How did you introduce the dressing? Chrissy: I just said salad meet the dressing, dressing meet the salad Janet Wigs Out Jack: I guess it's ture what they say blondes have more fun Terri: Then how come I get stuck here with you
	__________________ I Geri Halliwell ~BEST SINGER EVER~ "Know your mind, listen to your instinct and follow your heart" I Linda Cardellini ~BEST ACTRESS EVER~ "I do have a plant. His name is Planty" I Priscilla Barnes ~PRETTIEST ACTRESS EVER~ (sry ppl i need to think of a good quote lol)

10-23-2004, 02:24 PM	#8
jjlover Jack & Janet 4ever Frequent Poster Join Date: Feb 13, 2004 Location: Apt 201 (with Jack & Janet) Posts: 439	Chrissy's Hospitality: [Furley listens in as Jack & Chrissy are fixing the showercurtain in the bathroom] Jack: OK Chrissy, I'll go in the tub with you so we can get it on. Chrissy: Give that to me so I can show you what to do. Jack: This isn't exactly the first time I've ever done this. Chrissy: Maybe so, but girls are better then boys [at it]. Jack: Come on Chrissy, a little less talk and a little more action. Chrissy: Okay, you do your part and I'll do mine [Looks at Showercurtain] I don't think it'll reach! Jack: Of course not! You have to unfold it first! Good Ol' Reliable Janet Jack - Hey, Chrissy, I'll go with ya [to a nude beach] Chrissy - Forget it Jack - Wait a minute, you mean you'll undress in front of strangers but not in front of mio? Chrissy - Right Jack - That doesn't make any sense! Chrissy - Of course it does! : pause : If they see me nude, it wouldn't matter because I don't know them and they don't know me and I don't know who's seeing me and they don't know who they're seeing. : pause : But I know you and you know me and I'll know who you'll be seeing and you'll know who you'll be seeing and both of them are me! : shrugs : See? Jack - : laughs : No, I don't see! Chrissy - And you're not going to either. "In Like Larry" Mr. Furley: Where's Jack? I wanna read something here that's going to help him out. Cindy: Jack? He... He's not here. [Jack's bedroom door slams] Mr. Furley: Then who's that? Cindy: Uh, Janet! Janet: [walks into the apartment from the front door] Hello, everybody. Mr. Furley: Then who's this? Cindy: Janet. Mr. Furley: Then, where's Jack? Janet: He's not here. Mr. Furley: But I thought you said Jack was in the bedroom? Cindy: I thought you said that? "The Love Barge" Jack: There's only one fair way to do this. We'll flip a coin. Janet you call it... Chrissy: Wait a minute why does she get to call it! Janet: What difference does it make who calls it?!? Chrissy: Well figure it out! She gets two choices and I get none! Jack: All these years...it always seemed so fair. ep:?? RF: Someone left a bill for some paint inside my mailbox. Chrissy: Oh , what color did you paint the inside of your mailbox? RF: (looks at Janet) Can I talk to you? Janet: ( nods) Sure. RF: (waves bill )This was in my mailbox. Janet: I hope you didn't get paint all over it! RF: I didn't paint the inside of my mailbox! Let's just say .. I found a bill for some paint under my door. Chrissy: Oh , what color did you paint under your door? RF: I DIDN'T PAINT UNDER MY DOOR!
	__________________ Janet: Jack!! i say a lot of things i dont mean, & i mean a lot of things that i dont say & everything i say isn't always everything that i mean. You know what i mean? Jack:no Janet: you know what your trouble is jack tripper? You just dont understand women.

10-29-2004, 06:55 PM	#9
Chain Gang Member 1st Female Triple Crown Champ Forum Fanatic Join Date: Sep 28, 2003 Location: Watching Three's Company & Wrestling Posts: 8,925	That was from Jack The Ripper,and that quote cracks me up too
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10-10-2004, 09:42 PM	#2
MoonFlower Member Forum Regular Join Date: Oct 05, 2004 Posts: 513	Mr. Furley reffereing to himself as a Power house/macho man.

10-10-2004, 10:34 PM	#4
Janet McFarland Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Mar 09, 2004 Posts: 4,344	I have a million favorite quotes! Stanley:What are you doing? Jack:I'm loosening up my wrist. Stanley:I didn't know you guys had to practice. Chrissy:You know, I wish this weren't a hospital. I'd just love to shoot off some fire crackers, really go out with a bang! Jack: Let's have a toast. Jack: To happy days! Janet: To good times! Chrissy: To little house on the prarie! Janet: [to Jack] You're probably gonna die in bed, and if you do, 10-1 you wont be alone.

10-17-2004, 03:24 PM	#5
Viviana Member Forum Regular Join Date: Oct 09, 2004 Posts: 594	Hello missing person's..., yes I'd like to report a person's missing!

10-17-2004, 04:09 PM	#7
I Love John Ritter Miss ya, John Senior Member Join Date: Apr 06, 2004 Location: In John Ritter's arms Posts: 2,687	I was watching "Jack Goes to the Dentist" last night and I heard this quote. I thought it was soooo funny! Janet: Jack, promise me you will go to the dentist tomorrow morning. Jack: I give you my word. Janet: Okay. Jack: And my word is no!! This had me