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Janice Johnson · 10-09-2004, 09:57 PM

A man lives on the 14th floor of an apartment building. On a normal day he takes the elevator up to the 7th floor and walks the rest of the 7 floors. On a rainy day he takes the elevator all the way up. why?

It is pouring with rain outside. A man goes out with nothing covering his, no umbrella. no hat. Not one single hair on his head gets wet. How is this possible?

theanswerman · 10-09-2004, 09:58 PM

the second one: COS HES BALD

Dutabi84 · 10-09-2004, 10:04 PM

Ah, I've heard this one before.

They guy is a midget (dwarf?), and is too short to reach the higher buttons on the elevator. Unless it's raining, cause then he has an umbrella to push the higher button..yeah pretty silly, eh.

theanswerman · 10-09-2004, 10:05 PM

the first one: i'm lost.

theanswerman · 10-09-2004, 10:06 PM

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Originally posted by Dutabi84
Ah, I've heard this one before.

They guy is a midget (dwarf?), and is too short to reach the higher buttons on the elevator. Unless it's raining, cause then he has an umbrella to push the higher button..yeah pretty silly, eh.

oh god. i would've never guessed

Kitt · 10-09-2004, 10:43 PM

That dwarf one is an one heck of a crummy riddle. Bad!

Janice Johnson · 10-27-2004, 08:52 AM

The tour guide was finishing the tour at Mozart's grave and told everyone that if they listened very carefully, they could hear actual music coming from the grave. Everyone immediately fell silent and, sure enough, symphony music could be distinctly heard coming from the ground although it sounded as if it were being played backwards. What could possibly explain this?

This guy sings, but he can't talk. He has legs, but hates to walk. His name is...

One night a man sees two shadows in a distance. He looks with binoculars and sees that they are in a sweet embrace. Suddenly, one kills the other. The man doesn't report the murderer. Why?

Superstar · 10-27-2004, 09:03 AM

I'm stupid so I have no idea

TheGreatPretender · 10-27-2004, 01:10 PM

Wha?

Dutabi84 · 10-27-2004, 01:31 PM

Google them.

The first one - Motzart was decomposing..get it?

Czas na Zywiec · 10-27-2004, 02:46 PM

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Originally posted by Dutabi84
Google them.

The first one - Motzart was decomposing..get it?

Oh, hah. I wasn't even close.

For the third one though, he wasn't looking at humans. Maybe he was looking at squirrels or something....Yes, squrrels can be violent.

-*Forever*- · 10-27-2004, 02:51 PM

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Originally posted by Janice Johnson
This guy sings, but he can't talk. He has legs, but hates to walk. His name is...

Maybe a bird?

Dutabi84 · 10-27-2004, 03:01 PM

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Originally posted by Czas na Zywiec
Oh, hah. I wasn't even close.

For the third one though, he wasn't looking at humans. Maybe he was looking at squirrels or something....Yes, squrrels can be violent.

Also, I know for many species of spiders, that the female spider will kill the male after they have sex. Weird, huh?

Sargent Stewie · 10-27-2004, 04:09 PM

I got one. Why are black people so good at basketball?

Cuz they can run, shoot, and steal. lol

Dutabi84 · 10-27-2004, 04:19 PM

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Originally posted by Sargent Stewie
I got one. Why are black people so good at basketball?

Cuz they can run, shoot, and steal. lol

Oooh, that was pretty bad. Probably gonna get some flak for that.

10-09-2004, 09:57 PM	#1
Janice Johnson Commercial Lover Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: May 30, 2003 Location: Miami, Florida Posts: 4,740	Help me out with these riddles please! A man lives on the 14th floor of an apartment building. On a normal day he takes the elevator up to the 7th floor and walks the rest of the 7 floors. On a rainy day he takes the elevator all the way up. why? It is pouring with rain outside. A man goes out with nothing covering his, no umbrella. no hat. Not one single hair on his head gets wet. How is this possible?

10-09-2004, 09:58 PM	#2
theanswerman OMGWTFLOLZ Senior Member Join Date: Jun 04, 2003 Location: i lurve you! (israel) Posts: 2,636	the second one: COS HES BALD
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10-27-2004, 08:52 AM	#7
Janice Johnson Commercial Lover Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: May 30, 2003 Location: Miami, Florida Posts: 4,740	I need your help again! The tour guide was finishing the tour at Mozart's grave and told everyone that if they listened very carefully, they could hear actual music coming from the grave. Everyone immediately fell silent and, sure enough, symphony music could be distinctly heard coming from the ground although it sounded as if it were being played backwards. What could possibly explain this? This guy sings, but he can't talk. He has legs, but hates to walk. His name is... One night a man sees two shadows in a distance. He looks with binoculars and sees that they are in a sweet embrace. Suddenly, one kills the other. The man doesn't report the murderer. Why?

10-27-2004, 01:10 PM	#9
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10-27-2004, 04:09 PM	#14
Sargent Stewie Stewie Griffin Senior Member Join Date: Dec 31, 2003 Location: gaer Posts: 1,699	I got one. Why are black people so good at basketball? Cuz they can run, shoot, and steal. lol
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10-09-2004, 10:04 PM	#3
Dutabi84 kittens must die Forum Fanatic Join Date: Apr 22, 2003 Location: MN/TX Posts: 11,026	Ah, I've heard this one before. They guy is a midget (dwarf?), and is too short to reach the higher buttons on the elevator. Unless it's raining, cause then he has an umbrella to push the higher button..yeah pretty silly, eh.

10-09-2004, 10:05 PM	#4
theanswerman OMGWTFLOLZ Senior Member Join Date: Jun 04, 2003 Location: i lurve you! (israel) Posts: 2,636	the first one: i'm lost.

10-09-2004, 10:43 PM	#6
Kitt James Dean Forum Veteran Join Date: Aug 16, 2001 Location: California Dreamin' Posts: 6,115	That dwarf one is an one heck of a crummy riddle. Bad!

10-27-2004, 09:03 AM	#8
Superstar Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 08, 2003 Posts: 63,316	I'm stupid so I have no idea

10-27-2004, 01:31 PM	#10
Dutabi84 kittens must die Forum Fanatic Join Date: Apr 22, 2003 Location: MN/TX Posts: 11,026	Google them. The first one - Motzart was decomposing..get it?