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barwars · 10-08-2004, 07:49 PM

Man Mistakenly Cuts Off Penis, Dog Eats It

Mon Oct 4,10:41 AM ET Oddly Enough - Reuters

BUCHAREST (Reuters) - A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said Monday.

It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.

"I confused it with the chicken's neck," Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. "I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it."

Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...m/penis_dc&e=4

theanswerman · 10-08-2004, 07:50 PM

ouch.

TheGreatPretender · 10-08-2004, 07:52 PM

I stopped reading after I saw the title.

Dutabi84 · 10-08-2004, 09:15 PM

I do that all the time.

¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ · 10-08-2004, 09:24 PM

LMAO. I heard about that on the radio the other day.

robyrob · 10-08-2004, 09:29 PM

man this is frustrating.... IS THE CHICKEN ALRIGHT ?!!??!

TJL · 10-08-2004, 09:33 PM

How is losing your penis considered "out of danger?"

Sargent Stewie · 10-08-2004, 09:41 PM

Ewww.

dandelion wine · 10-08-2004, 10:31 PM

Son of a bitch.

Brent88 · 10-08-2004, 11:02 PM

OMG...

Ouch, ouch, ouch.

David · 10-08-2004, 11:03 PM

Ouch.

Krankenschwester · 10-08-2004, 11:29 PM

Quote:

BUCHAREST (Reuters) -[/b] A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken's neck, cut it off

That's definitely a c o c k-a-doodle-DON'T.

*MIBabe03* · 10-09-2004, 12:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by robyrob
man this is frustrating.... IS THE CHICKEN ALRIGHT ?!!??!

No really, is the chicken okay? Also dude what a bummer.

Hollow · 10-09-2004, 12:49 AM

that's disgusting.

Sterling Holobyte · 10-09-2004, 01:09 AM

I wonder if the dog thought it tasted like chicken?!

10-08-2004, 07:49 PM	#1
barwars .. Forum Star Join Date: May 04, 2002 Posts: 13,273	Choke The Chicken?? Man Mistakenly Cuts Off Penis, Dog Eats It Mon Oct 4,10:41 AM ET Oddly Enough - Reuters BUCHAREST (Reuters) - A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said Monday. It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night. "I confused it with the chicken's neck," Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. "I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it." Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger. http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...m/penis_dc&e=4

10-08-2004, 07:50 PM	#2
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10-08-2004, 09:29 PM	#6
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10-08-2004, 09:33 PM	#7
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10-08-2004, 07:52 PM	#3
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10-08-2004, 09:15 PM	#4
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10-08-2004, 09:41 PM	#8
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10-08-2004, 10:31 PM	#9
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10-08-2004, 11:02 PM	#10
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10-09-2004, 12:49 AM	#14
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10-09-2004, 01:09 AM	#15
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