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I Love Carol Burnett! · 10-05-2004, 08:10 PM

"Jo Mama"

Starring
Vicki Lawrence.....Mama; Thelma Harper
&
Carol Burnett........Eunice Higgens
&
Betty White.....Ellen Jackson

*Opening Creditis*

Mama and Eunice are arguing
Mama: If your going to live with me your not going to loose your temper Eunice.
Eunice: I'm not lossing my temper, I'm just yelling at you.
Mama: I thought I was in for a treat when Bubba got married and Vint and Naomi left, but no here comes Miss Higgins, who;s no good husband just up and left you and you have to take a bus from Flordia to Raytown because your worried about me living by myself.
Eunice: Well, Mama I love you and I was concerned about you living by yourself.
Mama: Um hum yea I'm on to you, you just want to live her because there is free food and free rent.
Eunice: How dare you insult me old lady.
Mama: Eunice we may be stuck together until the Good Lord takes me home so just shut up and we'll get along just fine.
Eunice: Fine

*Knock on door Ellen comes in*

Ellen: Mama I was just.......
Ellen: Eunice what are you doing here.
Mama: She's my new boarder.
Ellen: You mean she's living with you?!
Eunice: Yes sister dear do you have a problem with it?
Ellen: Well, no....Where's Ed?
Eunice: He's gone
Ellen: Gone where? Did he finally realize he had a green dress idiot for a wife?
Mama: Ellen...
Eunice: Let me tell you here Ellen Jackson.. just because your married to a little twurp who has a little cash you have no right insulting me!! You no heated witch.
Mama: Now shut up the both of you
Ellen: She can't move in with you I'M moving in with you.
Eunice: NO NO NO.....oh where is Bruce?
Ellen: He left me..
Eunice: Well why did he leave Did he finally realize he had a smart mouth idiot for a wife?
Ellen: Shut your mouth Eunice Higgins I'm in no mood to put up with you. Mama know you decided who is going to stay here with you me or her.
Mama: Well Good Lord I don't know...I guess there's plenty room for all 3 of us.
Eunice and Ellen: NO
Mama: Well, both of you go find an apartment and a job.
Eunice and Ellen: OK we'll both live her.
Mama: Good thats my girls. But your going to shut up and no dang fighting while your here.
*Eunice and Ellen stare at each other angrily*

I Love Carol Burnett! · 10-08-2004, 03:32 PM

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10-05-2004, 08:10 PM	#1
I Love Carol Burnett! My Queen Forum Veteran Join Date: Sep 20, 2003 Location: Wishing I was in CA with Carol Burnett Posts: 5,441	Jo Mama "Jo Mama" Starring Vicki Lawrence.....Mama; Thelma Harper & Carol Burnett........Eunice Higgens & Betty White.....Ellen Jackson Opening Creditis Mama and Eunice are arguing Mama: If your going to live with me your not going to loose your temper Eunice. Eunice: I'm not lossing my temper, I'm just yelling at you. Mama: I thought I was in for a treat when Bubba got married and Vint and Naomi left, but no here comes Miss Higgins, who;s no good husband just up and left you and you have to take a bus from Flordia to Raytown because your worried about me living by myself. Eunice: Well, Mama I love you and I was concerned about you living by yourself. Mama: Um hum yea I'm on to you, you just want to live her because there is free food and free rent. Eunice: How dare you insult me old lady. Mama: Eunice we may be stuck together until the Good Lord takes me home so just shut up and we'll get along just fine. Eunice: Fine Knock on door Ellen comes in Ellen: Mama I was just....... Ellen: Eunice what are you doing here. Mama: She's my new boarder. Ellen: You mean she's living with you?! Eunice: Yes sister dear do you have a problem with it? Ellen: Well, no....Where's Ed? Eunice: He's gone Ellen: Gone where? Did he finally realize he had a green dress idiot for a wife? Mama: Ellen... Eunice: Let me tell you here Ellen Jackson.. just because your married to a little twurp who has a little cash you have no right insulting me!! You no heated witch. Mama: Now shut up the both of you Ellen: She can't move in with you I'M moving in with you. Eunice: NO NO NO.....oh where is Bruce? Ellen: He left me.. Eunice: Well why did he leave Did he finally realize he had a smart mouth idiot for a wife? Ellen: Shut your mouth Eunice Higgins I'm in no mood to put up with you. Mama know you decided who is going to stay here with you me or her. Mama: Well Good Lord I don't know...I guess there's plenty room for all 3 of us. Eunice and Ellen: NO Mama: Well, both of you go find an apartment and a job. Eunice and Ellen: OK we'll both live her. Mama: Good thats my girls. But your going to shut up and no dang fighting while your here. Eunice and Ellen stare at each other angrily
	__________________ I Love Carol Burnett! I'm so glad we had this time together, just to have a laugh or sing a song, seems we just get started and before you know it comes the time we have to say..so long. Good Night Everyone!

10-08-2004, 03:32 PM	#2
I Love Carol Burnett! My Queen Forum Veteran Join Date: Sep 20, 2003 Location: Wishing I was in CA with Carol Burnett Posts: 5,441	Any comments?