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Old 10-05-2004, 12:01 PM   #1
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Default Ya'll Think Michael Jackson Is A Virgin?

I don't believe those kids are his. I know he got them from a sperm bank. I believe he's still a virgin. The last time he's been with a woman was that white woman Deborah Rowe & i don't think they had sex. I also don't think he had sex with Lisa Presley when they were married. LOL@Lisa saying that her & Michael had sex & he's a good lover in bed hahahahahahahahahahahahaha. I remember him tellin Martin Brashear that his first sexual encounter with a woman was Tatum O Neal. He said he was nervous LOL. I don't believe he had sex with her. Michael is a 46 yr old virgin or he might've had sex with those little boys that come to his Neverland Ranch hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
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The last time Michael was with a woman it was his own mother; the day they went for coffee and a chat!
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I don't think anybody would want to sleep with MJ
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This subject makes my stomach turn...
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LOL@all of ya'll comments hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
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I don't think anybody would want to sleep with MJ
Not even his pillows; that's why he uses little boys
Shame on the parents too that let their child stay with this nut!
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Personally I don't even want to think about Michael and what he does in his intimate live.
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hmm. i don't know. he was a 'player' in the 80's
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Michael wasn't a player in the 80's. He wasn't gettin any sex then LOL. He was having sex with his animals hahahahahahahahaha.
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ok, well he could've been. he could've had a girl in every country back then
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I don't find this very appropriate so I'm closing it.


BTW, Michael does have kids and I am pretty sure they aren't adopted. So he isn't a virgin if memory serves me right.

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