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slackermonkey · 10-05-2004, 05:08 AM

I've made a transcript site for all episodes of "Joey" that have aired so far. Check it out:

http://joeyscripts.ipowerhosts.com

I usually have a new transcript up within two days after the episode aired, but don't hold me to that each time.

All four episodes are up right now.

Brian Damage · 10-05-2004, 10:05 AM

Cool, good job.

Chambers · 10-05-2004, 12:57 PM

Wow, that's really cool.

Did you decide you were this much of a fan after the first episode?

slackermonkey · 10-05-2004, 06:03 PM

Well, I was always a huge fan of "Friends," and Joey was always one of my favorite Friends, so I just transferred my love of that show to "Joey."

Also, transcript sites are really popular among "Friends" fans particularly, so I figured I'd be the first to get transcripts out for "Joey" this time.

Brian Damage · 10-05-2004, 07:41 PM

Let me ask you, how do you do it? I was always curious how someone can do that and do it accurately.

slackermonkey · 10-05-2004, 09:37 PM

There's no trick to it. I just listen to what they say and if it's a word I can't hear too carefully, I use closed-captioning. I doubt it's completely accurate, but it's close enough as I can get it.

Brian Damage · 10-06-2004, 07:22 PM

slackermonkey · 10-08-2004, 01:59 AM

The transcript for last night's episode is up.

barwars · 10-08-2004, 07:41 AM

MICHAEL: Hey. Oh, how'd the Shakespeare audition go?

JOEY: I didn't get it. I'm gonna be the understudy.

MICHAEL: That's great.

JOEY: Uh, Michael, I don't know what that means in rocket science business, but in show business, it means you suck.

MICHAEL: You're looking at this the wrong way. If the lead actor gets sick, you're in. This is an opportunity. You just need to be ready to seize it when your moment comes.

JOEY: Yeah?

MICHAEL: Yeah, absolutely. Remember what happened to Lou Gehrig? One day, Wally Pipp got sick. Lou filled in for him. He was so good, he replaced him permanently. The guy played, like, every single game for 13 years.

JOEY: Michael, I can't play this part that long. I'm supposed to go to SeaWorld in three weeks.

hahahaha
these transcripts are great!!

spunkygirl · 10-08-2004, 10:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by barwars
MICHAEL: Hey. Oh, how'd the Shakespeare audition go?

JOEY: I didn't get it. I'm gonna be the understudy.

MICHAEL: That's great.

JOEY: Uh, Michael, I don't know what that means in rocket science business, but in show business, it means you suck.

MICHAEL: You're looking at this the wrong way. If the lead actor gets sick, you're in. This is an opportunity. You just need to be ready to seize it when your moment comes.

JOEY: Yeah?

MICHAEL: Yeah, absolutely. Remember what happened to Lou Gehrig? One day, Wally Pipp got sick. Lou filled in for him. He was so good, he replaced him permanently. The guy played, like, every single game for 13 years.

JOEY: Michael, I can't play this part that long. I'm supposed to go to SeaWorld in three weeks.

hahahaha
these transcripts are great!!

slackermonkey · 10-16-2004, 02:23 AM

Just finished Thursday's episode transcript. Check it out.

slackermonkey · 11-05-2004, 08:35 PM

Bad news, guys.

My web server decided to shut down my transcript site, I guess because of copyright laws and such. I still have the transcripts for the first seven episodes, but want to hold off on starting the eighth until I find a good place to put the other transcripts. Anyone have any ideas?

10-05-2004, 05:08 AM	#1
slackermonkey the big yellow joint Senior Member Join Date: Oct 05, 2004 Location: Earth Posts: 1,779	Transcripts I've made a transcript site for all episodes of "Joey" that have aired so far. Check it out: http://joeyscripts.ipowerhosts.com I usually have a new transcript up within two days after the episode aired, but don't hold me to that each time. All four episodes are up right now.
	Last edited by barwars; 10-16-2004 at 04:43 PM.

10-05-2004, 12:57 PM	#3
Chambers The Crane Trinity Forum Veteran Join Date: Apr 27, 2004 Location: Where everybody knows a Crane. Posts: 5,427	Wow, that's really cool. Did you decide you were this much of a fan after the first episode?
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10-05-2004, 10:05 AM	#2
Brian Damage I'm Rich Bitch Forum Icon Join Date: Feb 03, 2002 Location: What Ain't No Country I Ever Heard Of...They Speak English in What? Posts: 63,107	Cool, good job.

10-05-2004, 06:03 PM	#4
slackermonkey the big yellow joint Senior Member Join Date: Oct 05, 2004 Location: Earth Posts: 1,779	Well, I was always a huge fan of "Friends," and Joey was always one of my favorite Friends, so I just transferred my love of that show to "Joey." Also, transcript sites are really popular among "Friends" fans particularly, so I figured I'd be the first to get transcripts out for "Joey" this time.

10-05-2004, 07:41 PM	#5
Brian Damage I'm Rich Bitch Forum Icon Join Date: Feb 03, 2002 Location: What Ain't No Country I Ever Heard Of...They Speak English in What? Posts: 63,107	Let me ask you, how do you do it? I was always curious how someone can do that and do it accurately.

10-05-2004, 09:37 PM	#6
slackermonkey the big yellow joint Senior Member Join Date: Oct 05, 2004 Location: Earth Posts: 1,779	There's no trick to it. I just listen to what they say and if it's a word I can't hear too carefully, I use closed-captioning. I doubt it's completely accurate, but it's close enough as I can get it.

10-06-2004, 07:22 PM	#7
Brian Damage I'm Rich Bitch Forum Icon Join Date: Feb 03, 2002 Location: What Ain't No Country I Ever Heard Of...They Speak English in What? Posts: 63,107

10-08-2004, 01:59 AM	#8
slackermonkey the big yellow joint Senior Member Join Date: Oct 05, 2004 Location: Earth Posts: 1,779	The transcript for last night's episode is up.

10-08-2004, 07:41 AM	#9
barwars .. Forum Star Join Date: May 04, 2002 Posts: 13,273	MICHAEL: Hey. Oh, how'd the Shakespeare audition go? JOEY: I didn't get it. I'm gonna be the understudy. MICHAEL: That's great. JOEY: Uh, Michael, I don't know what that means in rocket science business, but in show business, it means you suck. MICHAEL: You're looking at this the wrong way. If the lead actor gets sick, you're in. This is an opportunity. You just need to be ready to seize it when your moment comes. JOEY: Yeah? MICHAEL: Yeah, absolutely. Remember what happened to Lou Gehrig? One day, Wally Pipp got sick. Lou filled in for him. He was so good, he replaced him permanently. The guy played, like, every single game for 13 years. JOEY: Michael, I can't play this part that long. I'm supposed to go to SeaWorld in three weeks. hahahaha these transcripts are great!!

10-16-2004, 02:23 AM	#11
slackermonkey the big yellow joint Senior Member Join Date: Oct 05, 2004 Location: Earth Posts: 1,779	Just finished Thursday's episode transcript. Check it out.

11-05-2004, 08:35 PM	#12
slackermonkey the big yellow joint Senior Member Join Date: Oct 05, 2004 Location: Earth Posts: 1,779	Bad news, guys. My web server decided to shut down my transcript site, I guess because of copyright laws and such. I still have the transcripts for the first seven episodes, but want to hold off on starting the eighth until I find a good place to put the other transcripts. Anyone have any ideas?