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Jenya · 10-04-2004, 05:59 PM

Vibrating Sex Toy Shuts Australian Airport

Monday October 04, 2004

MACKAY, AUSTRALIA - A vibrating sex toy tossed in a garbage can shut down operations at an Australian airport for about an hour on Monday.

Officials evacuated Mackay Airport in Queensland after cafeteria workers reported a garbage can was shaking and emitting a humming noise.

They were just about to call in bomb experts when a passenger came forward and identified the package as a vibrating "adult novelty device."

The interruption delayed several flights to and from the airport, which is in the coastal city of Mackay.

SOURCE: CBC News

Hollow · 10-04-2004, 06:09 PM

PZelda · 10-04-2004, 06:11 PM

Oh my god

Kay Scarpetta · 10-04-2004, 06:31 PM

that's amusing.

Cactus Jack · 10-04-2004, 06:36 PM

TJL · 10-04-2004, 06:49 PM

Wow, That airport has some gift shop.

Cactus Jack · 10-04-2004, 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TJL
Wow, That airport has some gift shop.

Sargent Stewie · 10-04-2004, 07:03 PM

LMFAO!!!!!!!!

ABlairican Pie · 10-04-2004, 10:06 PM

That's HILARIOUS!!!

Btw, Safety Pin has got a COOL avatar.

G-Force Glockstar · 10-04-2004, 11:04 PM

Ew

phoebe7165 · 10-04-2004, 11:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TJL
Wow, That airport has some gift shop.

OMG, I about fell out of my chair from laughing so hard at your comment!!

I would've hated to be the one to have to retrieve that out of the trash!!

crystals · 10-05-2004, 12:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TJL
Wow, That airport has some gift shop.

Dutabi84 · 10-05-2004, 01:14 AM

A sextoy shut down an entire airport?? Wow, imagine what a blowup doll would do.

Warm & Fuzzy · 10-10-2004, 01:11 PM

Now.. why on earth was that thing on?? LOL.

Mrs. Ducky · 10-10-2004, 01:20 PM

10-04-2004, 05:59 PM	#1
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10-05-2004, 01:14 AM	#13
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