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10-02-2004, 07:52 PM
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RonFingSwanson
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The Fallons Episode 1-Pilot
Cast :
Ben Fallon- Joseph ( RurryMicelli) Adam Fallon - Jack Wilson Eric Fallon- Chad Doody Katie Fallon - Zoie ( Zuzzy ) Emily Fallon - Amy Poehler Bob Fallon - Steve Carrell Jeff Hennessey - Ryan Pinkston Luke Sanders - Michael ( Avril's Sk8er Boi ) Amy Stewart - Ashlee ( *A TV People*) Paul - Stephen Colbert Ron - Will Ferrell Kim - Tina Fey Donna - Rachel Dratch Shaun Johnson - Sean Hayes Guest star Angela Chase - Sarah Wright _________________________________- *The Fallons are shown at the table eating dinner* Bob : So, Emily, how was work today? Emily : Great, how was it for you? Bob : Oh same old, same old, great, great coworkers , boss is a pain in the rump Emily : Yeah he is Bob : One day Im gonna give that pain in the rump A pain in the rump if you know what I mean Emily : *laughs* Yes *4 kids, 3 boys 1 girl, the boys are 17,15, and 12 the girl is 16* Bob and Emily : Hey Kids! Adam : Hey Mom and dad! Eric : Hey Mom and Dad! Ben : Hey Mom and Dad! Kate : Hey Mom and Dad! Bob : I think we have some parrots here *all laugh* *the next morning* Emily : Okay, almost time for school The kids : Aww Bob : Hey, Im the one with the crappy boss and person in the office next to him who wears flamboyant clothes like he’s liberace Adam : Whoa, was he rejected for Queer Eye for the Straight Guy? Bob : Haha, no, but he sure looks like he was Adam : Oh Eric : Liberace? Does he have a piano by any chance Bob : Yes, now it’s school time we’ll discuss this The kids : Okay *enter at school* Jeff : Adam! Adam : Hey Jeff! Jeff : So, what do ya think, we’re sophomores now, you know that means? Adam : Picking up chicks? Jeff : Yeah! Adam : Okay, who are you thinking of? Jeff : Cate Henderson, this girl in our history class, WHEW she’s a F-O-X! Adam : Oh yeah! Did ya get her number? Jeff : No but I do have a plan Adam : What? Cheat on the test with her? Jeff : *laughs* No , im gonna talk to her at lunch Adam : Okay *they walk down the hallway and see Eric with a girl* Eric : Oh, hey Adam and Jeff, this is my girlfriend Angela Chase Adam : Oooh, nice choice Eric : Thanks Angela : Eric is so nice and funny, he talks about you all the time Jeff : Wow Adam : Yeah Eric : So, yeah Im so glad I have a girlfriend Adam : Cool *next scene at lunch* Adam : Okay, Jeff, there she is Jeff : Yeah *walks over to ate* Hey, Cate Cate : Hey, whats your name? Jeff : Jeff Hennessey, sophomore, cool guy, loves the girls. You likey? Cate : Sure do! Jeff : Thanks, youre not seeing anyone are ya? Cate : Great! Jeff : Wanna go out with me soon? Cate : Sure! Jeff : Okay, be right back *walks back to Adam* SHE SAID YES! *Jeff and Adam high five, then we cut to a middle school where Ben is talking to his friend* Ben : Middle school is hard so far Luke : Yeah, it is, the schedule stuff Ben : Yeah and ya cant get anywhere without the bell ringing on ya Luke : Yeah, I hope Im never tardy Ben : Ditto Luke : Yeah Ben : A locker combination and everything Luke : We had that last year too, remember? Ben : Yeah Luke : It better be great though Ben : Yeah! *cut back to the high school where Kate and her friend are talking* Kate : Oh, Amy, I hope this year is just as great as last year Amy : Yeah, me too. I hear they’re serving brownies in the lunchroom today Kate : Who’s are they? Amy : I don’t know Kate : Oh Amy : Yeah, well I hope the brownies taste good Kate : Yes , me too! *cut to another scene, Bob is at work* Bob : Hey guys! Paul : Hey, Bob Ron : Hey, Bob Bob : So, hows it going? Paul : Good, what’s up? Bob : The ceiling Ron : What’s even farther up? Bob : Uranus *all laugh* Paul : So, does Shaun Johnson still have the office next to you? Bob : Ugh yes! He’s annoying Paul : Sure is Ron : Yeah, he hasn’t ya know come out yet Paul : Oh he has Bob : Yeah he’s come out of the office many times, the closet once *all laugh* Paul : Yeah, I knew he was gay from the start Bob : Oh yeah *giggling is heard* Paul : Oh no Shaun : Hey guys, Oh my god I SOOOOO totally cant wait for the Halloween party here! Ron : What will you dress up as? Bob : Yeah, who will you dress up as? Hilary Duff? *all laugh* Shaun : No I don’t think so I was thinking about Mary Poppins Bob : Oh, well you cnat borrow my umbrella! Shaun : What would I do to it? Do it with it Bob : Yeah Shaun : Do you just LOVE my outfit today? Paul : Yes Shaun : Really? Paul : No Bob : Shaun, umm , can I ask you a question? Shaun : Sure , girlfriend Bob : *looks disgusted* Ok, will accept, umm did you ever think of being on Queer Eye For the Straight Guy? Shaun : Hmmm if they let a sixth guy in yeah id totally be perfect Bob : Yeah. Well, that’s how it goes Shaun : Right. Okay Bye! *he exits* Bob, Paul and ron : Bye! Bob : I wonder if he will be Mary Poppins Paul : Yeah, he’d be good at it Ron : Yeah Paul : He wants to go on Broadway too, he once said he was going to try out for a musical Bob : Which one? Hairspray? He’s PERFECT for Edna! *all laugh* *we cut to Emily at work* Emily : Hi, girls Kim and Donna : Hi Emily : So, hows your day going? Kim : Great, you? Kim : Great! Emily : Yeah, I wonder if Shaun Johnson has bothered Bob today yet Kim : Yeah Emily : He always bothers everyone there Kim : Yeah Emily : Everyday Bob comes home with at least some Shaun Johnson story Kim : Ah *we cut back to home* Bob : Shaun Johnson said he might be Mary Poppins for Halloween this year Emily : Perfect Bob : I know Adam : Hey, Jeff has a girlfriend Eric : Cool! Ben : Yeah, who is it? Adam : Cate Henderson Eric : Is he taking her to homecoming? Adam : Yup! Eric : Cool! Ben : I wish middle schools had homecomings Adam : Don’t worry, youll be going to one on a couple years Ben : Yeah Eric : Theyre fun! Adam : Yeah! Ben : Cool! Adam : Yeah Eric : Who are you taking, Adam? Adam : Hmm Jeff said he’d set me up with Cate’s sister, Cheryl, I accepted, so there we go! Eric : Ah double date! Emily : Well, it’s next week Bob : Yeah, you boys have to get dressed up! Eric and Adam : Ok *show ends* |
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10-02-2004, 11:05 PM
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Cool cool cool
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 That was great Jack!
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10-03-2004, 08:23 AM
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10-03-2004, 10:37 AM
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Awesome!
my character actually sounds like me good job!
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10-04-2004, 05:27 PM
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10-04-2004, 05:30 PM
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10-04-2004, 09:27 PM
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