"The Odd Quad" Episode 7 - Fratitude

[Chad22]

CAST
Adam Collins - Chad Doody
Brad Fulton - TF
Jeff Kimble - EFD
Kim Stevens - Brooke Anne Smith
Walter Munson - William Daniels

GUEST STARS
Dean Sanders - Ed Begley Jr.
Shane - Matthew Lawrence
Zack - Eric 'Ty' Hodges
Fred Brown - George Kennedy
Peter Brown - Jack Wilson
Frankie Muniz - Himself
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*Kim is shown sitting on the couch as Jeff walks out of his bedroom.*

Jeff: Hey Kim, I Was wondering....Would you like to go out sometime?

Kim: Oh Jeff.....How sweet......But No.

Jeff: No?....But Why?

Kim: Because you're a funny looking loser.

Jeff: But But But....

*Jeff holds his hands up to his eyes and runs off crying as Brad walks out of his room.*

Brad: Kim....Run away with me. I Come from a very rich family....I Could give you ANYTHING!

Kim: No you cannot......You cannot give me......TRUE PASSION.

Brad: *Sad* Very Well...

*Brad walks off looking down. Just then theres a knock on the door.*

Kim: Come In.

*The Door Opens and Frankie Muniz walks In.*

Frankie: Hey, Kim!

Kim: Oh My God.....Frankie Muniz!

Frankie: I Sure Am, Kim. And I'm here to ask you a question.

Kim: Whats that?

*Frankie Muniz gets down on his knee.*

Frankie: Will you marry me?!

Kim: Marry You?...

Frankie: I Can take us in my Limo right now....And then we can go live in my mansion. I'm not only famous And Good Looking......I'm Stinkin Rich!

Kim: I'm Afraid Not, Frankie.

Frankie: Why Not?

Kim: My heart belongs to another....

Frankie: Who?

*Just then the door swings open as the chorus of "Fernando" By Abba Plays and Adam walks in looking debonire in a Tuxedo and fake Mustache with his hair slicked back.*

Adam: *Looking At Frankie evily* ........MUNIZ....

Kim: *Stands Up Happy* Adam!

*The Music stops as Frankie Looks down sad and walks towards the door, Then turns around one last time.*

Frankie: We will met again, Collins...

Adam: Beat it, Muniz......Before i teach Agent Cody Banks some new tricks.

*Frankie Looks at Adam angrily and walks out.*

Kim: My Hero!

*Kim Runs over as her and Adam start to kiss. Dean Sanders' class is then shown with Adam sleeping and everyone watching him.*

Adam: *Sleep Talking* You Kiss Magnificently, My Dear.

Dean Sanders: Mr. Collins...

Adam: *Sleep Talking* Be Mine forever.

Dean Sanders: Mr. Collins...

Adam: *Sleep Talking with a smile* I Love it when you touch me there...

Dean Sanders: MR. COLLINS...

*Adam wakes up startled.*

Dean Sanders: What on EARTH Were you dreaming about?

Adam: Frankie Muniz...

*Dean Sanders Looks at Adam oddly.*




(Themesong: "Different People" By No Doubt)



*Adam, Brad & Kim are shown walking down the hallway.*

Adam: You guys ever wonder what food group Jello belongs to?

Brad: No, But i've often wondered what SPECIES You belong to...

Adam: Well my Family are Baptists....So i guess you could classify me as one too. Although i'm really not sure if thats the religion i wanna go by myself. So i really dont know what i am...

Brad: A Complete Moron....Thats what you are.

*Brad walks off Adam looks confused. Just then a couple of guys walk up to them.*

Guy: Hey, Kim.

Kim: Hey, Shane!

Shane: My Fraternitys having a party this Friday Night...Wanna come?

Kim: Sure!

Shane: *Smiles* See you there, Then.

*Shane walks off as Kim smiles and Adam Looks disgusted.*

Adam: You're actually gonna go to that jerk's party?

Kim: What makes you think hes a jerk?

Adam: Dont you ever watch TV, Woman? Guys like that ALWAYS Turn out to be jerks!

Kim: *Laughs* Adam, This isnt TV.

Adam: I Dont Know, Kim.....I Have theories. What makes you think we're not characters on some big TV Show?

Kim: Adam....Do you REALLY Think our lives are based around some TV Show?

Adam: .......Nah, Probably Not. If they were, They woulda made a MUCH More interesting character than Brad.

Kim: *Laughs* I'll see ya later, Adam.

Adam: Bye.

*Kim Walks off as Adam starts thinking and gets a smile on his face. Mr. Munson is then shown sitting in Tony's Pizzeria at a booth when Jeff walks Up wearing an Apron.*

Jeff: Hey Mr. Munson, What are you gonna have?

Mr. Munson: I Didnt know you got a job here, Mr. Kimble.

Jeff: Yeah, My Uncle Tony owns the place. What'll you have?

Mr. Munson: I'll Just have a cup of Coffee.

Jeff: Coming right Up!

*Jeff starts to walk off When an Old man and A Teenage Boy That are sitting at a table, stop him.*

Old Man: Hi, I'm Fred Brown...*Points at Boy* And this is my grandson, Peter.

Jeff: Uhhh.....Hi. Can i take your order?

Fred: Sure. Can i take your wallet?

*Fred & Peter start laughing hysterically as Jeff looks confused.*

Fred: Just messin' with ya kid, How much money could a waiter have anyway?

Peter: Almost Enough to buy a pizza in this crummy place!

*Fred & Peter start laughing hysterically as Jeff Looks annoyed.*

Jeff: What Would you like, Sir?

Fred: Well lets see, Is your Mother single?

*Fred & Peter start laughing again.*

Jeff: I Mean For your order...

Fred: Well, We'll have a Large Anchovie Pizza.

Jeff: Ok, It'll be ready in a few minutes.

*Jeff walks off into the kitchen As Adam & Brad are shown walking In.*

Brad: Adam....Must you follow me all day? I Would like to enjoy my lunch by myself!

Adam: You're in a restaurant full of people!

Brad: Yeah....But none of them are you.

*Brad sits down at A Booth as Adam sits across from him.*

Adam: I Just wanted to give you the good news.

Brad: *Looks Suspicious* Good News?

Adam: *Smiles* Yeah.

Brad: Anything thats good news for you, Turns out to be bad news for me. So get it over with.

Adam: I Signed us up for a Fraternity!

Brad: You WHAT?!

Adam: This is our chance to make names for ourselves!

Brad: I Like MY Name!

Adam: C'Mon, Brad....We really gotta do this.

Brad: Why didnt you sign up just yourself?

Adam: Cause i dont wanna do this alone. C'Mon Brad......Please..........Please........PLEAAAAAAAAASEEEEE!

Brad: Alright, Alright.....But you owe me!

Adam: Deal.

Brad: Whys it so important for you to join this Fraternity, Anyway?

Adam: Uhh....I Dunno....I Just feel like its something i have to do.

Brad: You're doing it to impress Kim, Arent you?

Adam: Oh Yeah.

*Jeff comes walking out of the kitchen with a Pizza and brings it up to Fred & Peter.*

Jeff: There you go.

Peter: Whats this?

Jeff: Your Pizza...

Fred: We didnt order this.

Jeff: Yes you did...

Fred: Who Likes Anchovies?

Jeff: Apparently You Do, Sir.

Peter: I HATE Anchovies.

Fred: Me Too....Could you please bring us our CORRECT Order?

Jeff: And what was that?

Fred: A Large Pineapple Pizza.

Jeff: Are you sure?

Fred: Of course I'm Sure! What do you take me for, An Idiot?

*Jeff is about to say something but doesnt and starts to walk back towards the kitchen*

Mr. Munson: Mr. Kimble...

*Jeff walks up to Mr. Munson*

Mr. Munson: You forgot my coffee...

Jeff: Sorry, Mr. Munson. Hold On a second.

*Jeff starts to walk off.*

Brad: Hey, Jeff.

Jeff: WHAT?!

*Adam & Brad Look confused and a little startled.*

Adam: We....Just wanted to order.

Jeff: Sorry Guys....I'm just a little on edge cause i'm the only waiter here today.

Brad: You sure this job is for you, Jeff?

Jeff: Yeah, Of course.....It runs in the family. My Uncle put alot of hard work and sweat into this place.

Adam: Sweat.....In the Pizza?

*Jeff & Brad Look at Adam Like hes an idiot.*

Jeff: So, What'll you have?

Adam: I'm suddenly not feeling very hungry...

Jeff: Brad?

Brad: Well.....Actually, Im not that hungry anymore either.

Jeff: Hey, I'm A Busy man here....You gotta order something.

*Adam & Brad Look at each other for a second, Then Look at Jeff.*

Adam & Brad: Water

Jeff: *Rolls His Eyes* Fine.

*Jeff walks off into the kitchen.*

Brad: So what exactly are we going to have to do to get into this Fraternity?

Adam: Oh Not Much....Just A Few things for the initation.

Brad: What Kinda "Things"?

Adam: I'm glad you asked that, I Almost forgot.

*Adam Pulls out 2 pairs of Pink glasses with tape across the middle out of his pocket. He gives one pair to Brad and holds the other.*

Adam: We have to wear these......All day.......Everywhere.

Brad: This is a joke....Right?

Adam: *Puts Glasses On.* Does it Look like i'm kidding?

*Brad Looks unsure of all this as Jeff walks out of the kitchen with a pizza and brings it up to Fred & Peter.*

Jeff: Here you go....One Pineapple Pizza.

Peter: I'm Allergic to Pineapple...

Fred: Yeah, Besides...We ordered Pepperoni!

Jeff: *Starts Looking extremely ticked off.* .....What?....

Fred: We ordered a Pepperoni Pizza, And you brought us a pineapple.

Jeff: You ORDERED A Pineapple Pizza! I Made SURE Of it!

Peter: If i eat pineapple....My face will swell up.

Jeff: I you DONT Eat Pineapple.....Your face will swell up!

*Peter backs off scared*

Fred: Now Hold on a second, We just came in for a casual lunch....Its not the boy's fault that you keep mesing up on our order.

Jeff: *Angrily But Nicely.* Ok.......Now are you SURE You want Pepperoni?

Peter: Yes.

Jeff: POSITIVE?!

Fred: Yes, Already....Please just give us our order.

*Jeff walks off into the kitchen. Just then Shane and another guy are shown walking In. They see Adam & Brad wearing the Pink Glasses and start laghing.*

Shane: Look Zack, Its a couple of girly nerds.

Zack: Really? I Thought they were Elton John Impersonaters.

*Shane & Zack laugh and high five as Brad Looks annoyed and embarassed.*

Adam: Hey, Guys.

Shane: Hey, Collins. Like the shades?

Adam: So are we in now?

*Shane & Zack Look at each other and start laughing hysterically.*

Zack: Nah, Man....This is only the beginning.

Shane: But since you seem to be so anxious to get started on your next act of initation...

*Adam & Brad Look at each other scared. They are then shown sitting in the corner of the restaurant in Bunny Outfits and slapping hands.*

Adam & Brad: *Unenthusiasticly* Patty Cake Patty Cake, Baker's Man. Bake me a cake as fast as you can.

*Shane, Zack, And everyone else in the restaurant are laughing hysterically as Adam & Brad continue. Jeff is then shown walking out of the kitchen with a new pizza and brings it up to Fred & Peter.*

Jeff: Here you go.

Peter: Pizza?...

Jeff: .....Yes....

Fred: But we ordered Lasagna.

Jeff:.......LASAGNA?!

Fred: By the way....You might wanna clean out your bathrooms.

Peter: I Have an Aiming Problem.

*Jeff starts twitching and shaking.*

Jeff: *Angrily* THAT.......IS........UN........SANITARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Fred & Peter Look scared*

Jeff: I Have dealt with you two ALL Day. I Brought you an Anchovie Pizza, I Brought you a Pineaple Pizze, I Brought you a Pepperoni Pizza, I Even had to put up with your idiotic jokes!

*Fred Frowns.*

Jeff: But when you start getting unsanitary......THAT IS THE FINAL STRAW!

Man At Next Table: Speaking of straws, Could i have one?

*Jeff grabs a straw out of a drink on an empty table and throws it at the man.*

Jeff: I'VE HAD IT.....I QUIT!

*Jeff takes his apron and tosses it on the ground, Then storms out of the restaurant. Fred & Peter Look at each other for a few seconds with a blank stare, Then start laughing hysterically.*

Peter: Looks like we scared another one away, Grandpa!

Fred: *Laughing* Who Needs Television when you have this?

*Adam & Brad are shown taking the bunny suits off when Shane & Zack walk up to them.*

Shane: And now for your next challenge...

Zack: You guys.....Are gonna dress up.....Like girls!

*Adam & Brad Look at each other, Then at Zack.*

Adam: Been There, Done That.

*Shane & Zack Look confused.*

Shane: Uhhh Then.....You can sneak into Dean Sanders' house when hes not home and surprise him.

Brad: Adam does that everyday...

Adam: Yeah, Me and The Dean *Cross Fingers And Holds them up in the air* We're Like this!

Zack: Kiss A Guy?

*Brad Looks ashamed.*

Shane: Dont tell me you've done that?

Brad: I Dont....Wanna talk about it.

Adam: Whaaaa?

Brad: I Repeat....I DONT Want to talk about it.

Zack: Man....You guys are weird.

*Adam smiles as Brad still Looks uncomfortable.*

Shane: I Dont think this is gonna work out. You guys arent exactly what we're looking for...

Zack: Yeah, We're Looking for people of the Human species.

Adam: Hey, Buddy...I Didnt know what religion we had played a part in this.

*Shane & Zack Look confused.*

Shane: Whatever...Point is, You're not getting In.

Adam: Hey....If My friend Brad cant get in, Then you dont get me either!

*Shane & Zack Look at each other confused*

Zack: Yo Moron....We dont want either of you!

Shane: As a matter of fact, We want you less.

Adam: Yeah....Well......Same to you, Pal.

*Shane & Zack look confused and walk away.*

Adam: How about those guys....First i found out they're prejudice against other religions, And then they expect me to leave behind my good friend.

Brad: ........Were you dropped on your head as a child?

Adam: My mother told you about that?

*Brad Looks confused as Him and Adam walk out. Jeff is then shown walking back In as he walks up to Fred & Peter.*

Jeff: I Almost forgot something...

Fred: Whats that, Son?

Jeff: Your Pizza.

*Jeff picks up the Pepperoni Pizza he left at the table last time and shoves it in the face of Fred. Peter starts laughing hysterically until Jeff picks up a piece he dropped and shoves it in Peter's face. Jeff then smiles and walks out.*

Fred: You Know something, Peter...

Peter: Whats that, Grandpa?

Fred: I Like That Kid!

*Fred & Peter start laughing hysterically as the cheese and sauce rolls down their faces.*



*The End credits start to roll down as a split screen appears with the end of the episode. Adam is shown sitting on the couch when Kim walks In.*

Adam: How was the Frat Party?

Kim: Awful.....You were right about That guy Shane, He IS A Jerk.

Adam: What happened?

Kim: First he tried to make the moves on me, Then when i told him i dont like to move that fast, He told me to get lost.

Adam: What A Jerk.

Kim: *Sad* I Know....It seems like every guy i've ever dated turned out to be a jerk. Just Once i would like to meet a nice considerate guy. The Kinda guy that would hold a door open for me.

*Adam Looks interested.*

Kim: Well....I'm gonna go to bed. Night.

*Kim starts to walk off and Adam walks after her.*

Adam: Want me to hold your bedroom door open for you?

*Just then Jeff walks into the living room as theres a knock on the door. Jeff answers it and sees Mr. Munson standing there.*

Mr. Munson: Mr. Kimble....I Hate to bother you so late.......But i never did get that Coffee.

Jeff: Sorry, Mr. Munson.

*Mr. Munson stays quiet.*

Jeff: Anything else?....

Mr. Munson: YES....I Want my Coffee.

Jeff: Well i would invite you in for some, But none of us drink coffee.......We dont have any.

Mr. Munson: Mr. Kimble, I Am Not leaving until i receive my coffee.

*Jeff Blinks for a few seconds, Then closes the door on Mr. Munson and tuns off the lights, Then goes into his bedroom.*

Mr. Munson's Voice Outside The Door: DONT EXPECT ANY HEAT THIS WINTER UNLESS I GET MY COFFEE....

[Cactus Jack]

HILARIOUS! Thats awesome!

[robyrob]

good job chad!!