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glenny · 09-30-2004, 05:31 AM

I know it is from season 5, which began the downfall of this classic show; but i actually kinda enjoyed this episode. Some awesome sight gags. I loved when they showed the shots of the newspaper advertisements for Fred's escort service. First the one with Lamont's picture on it and the the 2nd one with Fred's head on a body builder's body. That had me rolling on the floor.
Then later with Fred coming down the stairs with that jigalo suit on singing Cab Callaway. Finally at the restaurant with him changing hats and telling the ladys that he had to keep going to the washroom. He says in a French accent to one lady. "I have to go to the room of the wash." It was funny how he asked for the money first thing up front from all three of them.

FredFan55 · 09-30-2004, 08:52 AM

"Are you really from France?"

"I am French born, and French bred, and with ze French bread I make ze French toast"

What a scream. I like the advertising photos, too.

FredFan55

mooseface · 09-30-2004, 09:18 AM

"Buenos dias, buenos nochas - buenos knows where the wild goose goes!"

mooseface · 10-01-2004, 05:27 PM

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Originally posted by glenny
It was funny how he asked for the money first thing up front from all three of them.

Yeah - like when he proposed a toast and said to one of them - "may you live long...to pay me my 15 bucks!"

glenny · 10-01-2004, 09:53 PM

It was so funny watching Fred in the restaurant changing outfits and hiding them in the plants.

09-30-2004, 05:31 AM	#1
glenny Member Forum Regular Join Date: Dec 21, 2001 Location: New Jersey Posts: 951	The Escorts. I know it is from season 5, which began the downfall of this classic show; but i actually kinda enjoyed this episode. Some awesome sight gags. I loved when they showed the shots of the newspaper advertisements for Fred's escort service. First the one with Lamont's picture on it and the the 2nd one with Fred's head on a body builder's body. That had me rolling on the floor. Then later with Fred coming down the stairs with that jigalo suit on singing Cab Callaway. Finally at the restaurant with him changing hats and telling the ladys that he had to keep going to the washroom. He says in a French accent to one lady. "I have to go to the room of the wash." It was funny how he asked for the money first thing up front from all three of them.

09-30-2004, 08:52 AM	#2
FredFan55 Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Oct 16, 2003 Location: Raleigh, NC Posts: 48	Frenchy Sanford..... "Are you really from France?" "I am French born, and French bred, and with ze French bread I make ze French toast" What a scream. I like the advertising photos, too. FredFan55

09-30-2004, 09:18 AM	#3
mooseface Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Dec 05, 2003 Location: The Magic Fingers Massage Parlor at Manchester and Main Posts: 262	Escort quote... "Buenos dias, buenos nochas - buenos knows where the wild goose goes!"

10-01-2004, 09:53 PM	#5
glenny Member Forum Regular Join Date: Dec 21, 2001 Location: New Jersey Posts: 951	It was so funny watching Fred in the restaurant changing outfits and hiding them in the plants.