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LucyCompanyPhan · 09-27-2001, 05:59 PM

I dunno, but my fave show was the one where terri had her boss and his wife over and jack was terri's hubby & larry and janet were from france and didnt know french but the boss's wife was. i dunno if u understand what im sayin, but that was my all time fave show wit the best quotes.

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I <3 LUCY!
Lucy" I saw a sign that said take one so i took one.After that i took anything even if it didnt say take on. I took a bright new bicycle, a shiny new penny. I even took a little boy... yeah but my mommy made me take him back."

fizzyrox · 09-27-2001, 08:08 PM

haha thats one of my favorites! I love it where theyre like "who cant speak a word of english!" and shes like "bonjour pierre, fifi!" and larrys like hi there! haha that was funny, and i loved it also where the guy started hitting on Terri and hes like "your only doing it for her (janets) benefit, but why bother," and hes like "I can say how much i cant wait to get it on with you and she thinks we're talking about the weather, right?" and janets supposed to just speak french and shes like, "wrong!" that was great! -Leslie

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Chrissy:One more word and I'm going to stick this umbrella up your pants and open it!

JT:All that man ever thinks about is sex! Its like a disease!
Mrs.Roper:Why dont you get him to breathe on you, Stanley.

Chrissy:Well, you know, Jack's really a nice person, he just hasn't been around children very much.
Jack:I live with you, don't I?

iluvjoandnancy4eva · 10-02-2001, 08:32 PM

I think the one where Janet wears a wig. The part where Janet walks in and Terri goes- "Oh my God..." That was SOOOOOOOOOO Funny. And the one where they think Chrissy's dying OMG funny stuff... Janets face and lines throughout that whole scene where Chrissy's answering their questions is HILLARIOUS!!! I hope that one comes on soon!!

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Blair: "Uh, as I was saying, Halston really has a terrific line."
Jo: "Yeah, I've been out with him. Can't believe a word he says."

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Precious · 10-03-2001, 02:44 PM

My favorite quotes are:

Mr. Roper: "Not tonight Helen, I have a headache."

Mr. Roper: "Tinkerbell!"

Mr. Roper: "Hello Jack, having a tupperware party with the girls?"

Mr. Roper: "He was acting normal and that's sick!" (the episode when Jack went out with Karen.)

Chrissy: "Eat your salad before it gets cold."

Chrissy: "When I was your age, I was 13 too."

Mrs. Roper: "It takes more than a little wine to get Stanley out of his pants!"

Mr. Roper: "I want my rent!"

Mrs. Roper: "Stanley where are your manners? When you enter a room, you're supposed to say hello first."

Mr. Roper: "Hello, I want my rent!"

Mrs. Roper: "We have two girls and a boy."

Mr. Roper: "Three girls."

Mr. Roper: "I'm not their father!"

Mrs. Roper: "They have three different fathers."

Mrs. Roper: "We don't have any kids. We tried and we tried. We tried the fourth time but Stanley had a headache!"

Mr. Roper: "You know what I think about the bedroom? I don't like it!"

Rama Mageesh · 10-03-2001, 09:21 PM

Old Folks At Home-The one with Jack's "Uncle" Leo where he's hiding in the closet from Mr.Furley:

Furley: "What's he doing in the closet?"

Jack: "It runs in the family."

Dying To Meet You-The one where Jack pretends he's dead because a bully thought he was hitting on his girlfriend and wanted to beat him up:

Janet: "Jack's dead, his heart stopped."

Cindy: "God forgot to wind it."

Baby It's Cold Inside-The one where Jack and Mr.Furley are locked in a meat freezer:

Furley:"Damn!!First I get robbed, then I find out I might freeze to death...and to top it all off I break my pencil!!

A Camping We Will Go-The gang go up to a cabin:

Furley to Jack: "Are you kidding me... I'm not going in the bushes with you!!"

I'm not sure if those were the exact quotes but it's close.

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09-27-2001, 05:59 PM	#1
LucyCompanyPhan Hollywood Senior Member Join Date: Sep 25, 2001 Location: a far away place in sitcomville Posts: 2,254	What Are Some of The Best 3s Company Quotes? I dunno, but my fave show was the one where terri had her boss and his wife over and jack was terri's hubby & larry and janet were from france and didnt know french but the boss's wife was. i dunno if u understand what im sayin, but that was my all time fave show wit the best quotes. ------------------ I <3 LUCY! Lucy" I saw a sign that said take one so i took one.After that i took anything even if it didnt say take on. I took a bright new bicycle, a shiny new penny. I even took a little boy... yeah but my mommy made me take him back."

09-27-2001, 08:08 PM	#2
fizzyrox john ritter is great Frequent Poster Join Date: Jul 28, 2001 Posts: 121	haha thats one of my favorites! I love it where theyre like "who cant speak a word of english!" and shes like "bonjour pierre, fifi!" and larrys like hi there! haha that was funny, and i loved it also where the guy started hitting on Terri and hes like "your only doing it for her (janets) benefit, but why bother," and hes like "I can say how much i cant wait to get it on with you and she thinks we're talking about the weather, right?" and janets supposed to just speak french and shes like, "wrong!" that was great! -Leslie ------------------ Chrissy:One more word and I'm going to stick this umbrella up your pants and open it! JT:All that man ever thinks about is sex! Its like a disease! Mrs.Roper:Why dont you get him to breathe on you, Stanley. Chrissy:Well, you know, Jack's really a nice person, he just hasn't been around children very much. Jack:I live with you, don't I?

10-02-2001, 08:32 PM	#3
iluvjoandnancy4eva NANCYS BIGGEST FAN!! Frequent Poster Join Date: Aug 21, 2001 Location: NancyLand- Nancy 24/7!! Posts: 357	I think the one where Janet wears a wig. The part where Janet walks in and Terri goes- "Oh my God..." That was SOOOOOOOOOO Funny. And the one where they think Chrissy's dying OMG funny stuff... Janets face and lines throughout that whole scene where Chrissy's answering their questions is HILLARIOUS!!! I hope that one comes on soon!! ------------------ Madelyn Polniaczek/Exstead "Nancy in the hand is worth Jo and Jinny in the bush" Blair: "Uh, as I was saying, Halston really has a terrific line." Jo: "Yeah, I've been out with him. Can't believe a word he says." "Alright buddy. I've got PMS and a gun. Any questions?"- Jinny My future career- A Nancy Follow-arounder I don't care what people say, I do have a life... Nancy, FOL, and TD ******************* IM me at- ToUgHRoUgHJiNNy NancyslilShadow JoPolniaczek5176

10-03-2001, 02:44 PM	#4
Precious Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Nov 08, 2000 Location: Uncasville, CT 06382 Posts: 254	My favorite quotes are: Mr. Roper: "Not tonight Helen, I have a headache." Mr. Roper: "Tinkerbell!" Mr. Roper: "Hello Jack, having a tupperware party with the girls?" Mr. Roper: "He was acting normal and that's sick!" (the episode when Jack went out with Karen.) Chrissy: "Eat your salad before it gets cold." Chrissy: "When I was your age, I was 13 too." Mrs. Roper: "It takes more than a little wine to get Stanley out of his pants!" Mr. Roper: "I want my rent!" Mrs. Roper: "Stanley where are your manners? When you enter a room, you're supposed to say hello first." Mr. Roper: "Hello, I want my rent!" Mrs. Roper: "We have two girls and a boy." Mr. Roper: "Three girls." Mr. Roper: "I'm not their father!" Mrs. Roper: "They have three different fathers." Mrs. Roper: "We don't have any kids. We tried and we tried. We tried the fourth time but Stanley had a headache!" Mr. Roper: "You know what I think about the bedroom? I don't like it!"

10-03-2001, 09:21 PM	#5
Rama Mageesh Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Aug 28, 2001 Posts: 79	Old Folks At Home-The one with Jack's "Uncle" Leo where he's hiding in the closet from Mr.Furley: Furley: "What's he doing in the closet?" Jack: "It runs in the family." Dying To Meet You-The one where Jack pretends he's dead because a bully thought he was hitting on his girlfriend and wanted to beat him up: Janet: "Jack's dead, his heart stopped." Cindy: "God forgot to wind it." Baby It's Cold Inside-The one where Jack and Mr.Furley are locked in a meat freezer: Furley:"Damn!!First I get robbed, then I find out I might freeze to death...and to top it all off I break my pencil!! A Camping We Will Go-The gang go up to a cabin: Furley to Jack: "Are you kidding me... I'm not going in the bushes with you!!" I'm not sure if those were the exact quotes but it's close. [This message has been edited by Rama Mageesh (edited 10-03-2001).]