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crystals · 09-27-2004, 11:22 PM

Snappy Answer #1:
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery
store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."

Snappy Answer #2:
The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for
speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.

Snappy Answer #3:
A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes
up which reads "LOW BRIDGE AHEAD." Before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks around to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says,"Got stuck, huh?"
The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas."

Snappy Answer #4:
A girl was visiting her blonde friend who had acquired two new
dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?" "Helloooooooo" answered the blonde. "They're watch dogs!"

G-Force Glockstar · 09-28-2004, 06:36 PM

TJL · 09-28-2004, 06:45 PM

Watch dogs..

That's funny.

phoebe7165 · 09-28-2004, 07:28 PM

I saw a cartoon for the one with the truck driver already.

Hey, it has happened! Most trucks are 13'6 high and they'll see a bridge that's 13'0, and they still attempt to go under it!!

But the one with the blonde is a good comeback and one that I haven't heard before.

Janet McFarland · 09-28-2004, 07:45 PM

Haha I liked the first one

TheGreatPretender · 09-28-2004, 07:57 PM

Snappy Answer #2 = best way to avoid a ticket.

09-27-2004, 11:22 PM	#1
crystals Member Senior Member Join Date: Feb 02, 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 1,829	snappy answers (got this in an email) Snappy Answer #1: A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead." Snappy Answer #2: The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket. Snappy Answer #3: A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up which reads "LOW BRIDGE AHEAD." Before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks around to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says,"Got stuck, huh?" The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas." Snappy Answer #4: A girl was visiting her blonde friend who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?" "Helloooooooo" answered the blonde. "They're watch dogs!"
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09-28-2004, 07:57 PM	#6
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09-28-2004, 06:36 PM	#2
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09-28-2004, 06:45 PM	#3
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09-28-2004, 07:28 PM	#4
phoebe7165 Pop Culture Goddess Forum Fanatic Join Date: Apr 15, 2003 Location: US of A - the country of "really bad music" lovers Posts: 11,600	I saw a cartoon for the one with the truck driver already. Hey, it has happened! Most trucks are 13'6 high and they'll see a bridge that's 13'0, and they still attempt to go under it!! But the one with the blonde is a good comeback and one that I haven't heard before.
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09-28-2004, 07:45 PM	#5
Janet McFarland Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Mar 09, 2004 Posts: 4,344	Haha I liked the first one