Batman Fanfic

[Chad22]

*The Bat Cave is shown as Batman & Robin slide down a poll and walk up to the camera.*

Batman: Good evening, Bat Citizens.I Am here today to give you tips and help on grooming, And hopefully by the end of this episode...You will have become a better groomed person.

Robin: We live in a time when it pays to look younger, whether it’s in the workplace or in the dating world. One of the keys to success is good grooming, experts say.

Batman: Looking your best is important in today’s image-conscious world. An increasing number of men are making grooming a priority because they want to maintain a youthful appearance and a winning edge.

Robin: Indeed, statistics show that men in the United States are spending more than $4 billion a year on grooming products, such as haircolor and facial scrubs, driven by their desire to look and feel their best. The growth in grooming products is being fueled in part by baby boomers entering middle age.

Batman: What are the top secrets for grooming success? We are here to offer our top 5 grooming tips for men who want to stay ahead of their competition and make a great impression.

Robin: Number 1. Knock Out the Gray Hair

Batman: The fastest way to take years off of your look is to get rid of gray hair. It’s less noticeable and more natural to begin coloring your hair when you first begin to go gray, An easy-to-use product formulated specifically for men, such as Just For Men Haircolor, can be used at home to cover gray hair with natural looking results.

Robin: Number 2. Go Short if You’re Balding, & Pay Attention to Unwanted Hair.

Batman: Balding is another common problem among men. Opting for a comb-over just dates your look. Get comfortable with your changing look and opt for a modern short haircut. Unfortunately, when men begin to lose the hair on their heads, they may begin to notice unwanted hair in other places, like their nose, ears or back. Be sure to trim or wax unwanted hair for a clean, contemporary look.

Robin: Number 3. Protect and Pamper Your Skin.

Batman: Sales of men's skin-care items have risen dramatically over the past five years, with an increasing number of products from which to choose. The best way to prevent wrinkles and skin cancer is to protect your skin from sun damage by using a daily moisturizer with sunscreen.

Robin: Number 4. Avoid the Hand and Foot Syndrome.

Batman: Don’t forget to include your hands and feet in your grooming routine. Well-manicured nails and toes contribute to good hygiene and grooming habits. Make time to clip and file your nails at home. Foot odor is a common problem among many men, and is relatively easy to treat. Scrub your feet daily and dry them completely. Insert a pair of Odor-Eaters Insoles into your shoes, which will absorb wetness and odor.

Robin: And Number 5, Don’t Get Down in the Mouth.

Batman: A good smile is extremely important. Don’t forget good oral care habits, including regular brushing and flossing. Using an antibacterial mouthwash, such as Cepacol will help kill germs to keep breath smelling fresh. Additionally, there are many at-home whitening products that can brighten up your smile quickly and relatively inexpensively.

Robin: Holy Goat Milk, Batman! I Know hearing all this makes ME Want to be a more Groomed Man.

Batman: Glad to hear it, Robin. Now we must go and fight evildoers, But Remember all 5 of our grooming tips, And you should go far. And remember kids, Dont forget to scrub behind your ears!

Robin: And make sure you get your pets nuetered!

*The Batman theme plays as Batman & Robin hop into the Bat Mobile and ride away.*

[Moonlight Lady]

Very good Chad! As a matter of fact, first thing tomorrow, i'm going to take fido down to the vet.

[robyrob]

awesome work chad!

[Cactus Jack]

Great job!