Giving 100%

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From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

a.. What Makes 100%?

b.. What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

c.. Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

d.. We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

e.. How about achieving 103%?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

What does it take to achieve 100% in life? Let's do the math...

If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

BUT, look how far a** kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that: while

Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close,

It takes the Attitude to get you there;

But if your boss wants more... it's time for some BS and a** Kissing.

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

[dawsongirl]

My dad brought that joke home from work.

[david&maddie4ever]

[Dude111]

That is very true in alot of cases but not all.......