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Ags2000 · 09-14-2004, 01:36 AM

Many of you "Old Folks" (those over 50, WAY over 50 or on the way to 50) are quite confused about how we should present ourselves. We're unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are correct as we try to conform to current fashions.

Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:

1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speedo's and cellulite
7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
10. Pierced nipples that hang below the waist
11. Bikinis and liver spots
12. Short shorts and varicose veins
13. Inline skates and a walker

And the ultimate "Bad Taste" in fashion for the "Older Folks".....................

14. Thongs and Depends

Please keep these basic guidelines foremost in your mind when you shop.

D

crystals · 09-14-2004, 01:50 AM

dawsongirl · 09-14-2004, 09:33 PM

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Originally posted by Ags2000

6. Speedo's and cellulite

Ugh...how about no Speedos period? Cellulite or not.

Chambers · 09-14-2004, 09:43 PM

Hm. I forgot to laugh.

All of those fashion statements look stupid on anybody regardless of age.

MissZero · 09-14-2004, 10:08 PM

good one

Dude111 · 06-18-2021, 11:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ags2000

Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:

Hehe I agree with everything on your list!!

Im glad im not old though........

09-14-2004, 01:36 AM	#1
Ags2000 Red 2/13/90 -1/5/06 Forum Veteran Join Date: May 02, 2001 Location: Candyland Posts: 5,544	Advice for old folks Many of you "Old Folks" (those over 50, WAY over 50 or on the way to 50) are quite confused about how we should present ourselves. We're unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are correct as we try to conform to current fashions. Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided: 1. A nose ring and bifocals 2. Spiked hair and bald spots 3. A pierced tongue and dentures 4. Miniskirts and support hose 5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads 6. Speedo's and cellulite 7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar 8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor 9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge 10. Pierced nipples that hang below the waist 11. Bikinis and liver spots 12. Short shorts and varicose veins 13. Inline skates and a walker And the ultimate "Bad Taste" in fashion for the "Older Folks"..................... 14. Thongs and Depends Please keep these basic guidelines foremost in your mind when you shop. D

09-14-2004, 01:50 AM	#2
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09-14-2004, 09:43 PM	#4
Chambers The Crane Trinity Forum Veteran Join Date: Apr 27, 2004 Location: Where everybody knows a Crane. Posts: 5,427	Hm. I forgot to laugh. All of those fashion statements look stupid on anybody regardless of age.
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09-14-2004, 10:08 PM	#5
MissZero serve it up baby Senior Member Join Date: Sep 12, 2004 Location: Pa (Blah) Posts: 1,901	good one
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