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crystals · 09-10-2004, 01:38 AM

Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers,
a State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH. He thinks
to himself,"This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!"

So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over.

Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies - two
in the front seat and three in the back - wide eyed and white as ghosts.

The driver, obviously confused, says to him, "Officer, I don't understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What
seems to be the problem?"

"Ma'am," the officer replies, "You weren't speeding, but you should
know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to
other drivers."

"Slower than the speed limit? No sir, I was doing the speed limit
exactly... Twenty-Two miles an hour!" the old woman says a bit proudly.

The State Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle, explains to her
that "22" was the route number, not the speed limit.

A bit embarassed, the woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error.

"But before I let you go, Ma'am, I have to ask... Is everyone in this car
ok? These women seem awfully shaken and they haven't muttered a single
peep this whole time." the officer asks.

"Oh, they'll be alright in a minute, officer. We just got off Route
124."

~LadyJess~ · 09-10-2004, 12:48 PM

That's funny.

Superstar · 09-10-2004, 02:01 PM

Chelsea · 09-10-2004, 02:44 PM

ROTFLmAO

spunkygirl · 09-10-2004, 03:57 PM

Janet McFarland · 09-10-2004, 04:13 PM

*Pleasant Tomorrow* · 09-10-2004, 04:37 PM

heh

Cactus Jack · 09-10-2004, 05:05 PM

Dude111 · 12-05-2024, 06:58 PM

Hehe I wonder what the officers response was???

09-10-2004, 01:38 AM	#1
crystals Member Senior Member Join Date: Feb 02, 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 1,829	old lady driver joke (got this in an email) Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH. He thinks to himself,"This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!" So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over. Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies - two in the front seat and three in the back - wide eyed and white as ghosts. The driver, obviously confused, says to him, "Officer, I don't understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?" "Ma'am," the officer replies, "You weren't speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers." "Slower than the speed limit? No sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly... Twenty-Two miles an hour!" the old woman says a bit proudly. The State Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle, explains to her that "22" was the route number, not the speed limit. A bit embarassed, the woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error. "But before I let you go, Ma'am, I have to ask... Is everyone in this car ok? These women seem awfully shaken and they haven't muttered a single peep this whole time." the officer asks. "Oh, they'll be alright in a minute, officer. We just got off Route 124."
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Dude111 Forum Legend Join Date: Nov 05, 2013 Posts: 36,423	Hehe I wonder what the officers response was???