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XxReality*StarrxX · 09-08-2004, 11:15 AM

ok so me and my friend trishelle were saying that ashlee simpson is a terrible singer and she thinks shes punk and indie rock so we wrote this song about her ( it was at like 3 AM so its stupid)

to the tune of pieces of me:

On a Monday i am waiting
for Ashlee Simpson to realize she cant sing
Then i turn on my radio and i hear her
and i scream
cuz i'm sick of this whiny little brat

Fall... go fall off a cliff
And please realize
that no one wants u here

OOOOOhh it feels like u think that u
can actually sing
**** that you cant sing
OOOOOh its as if you think you have talent
and that you're punk
shut up u whiny little bitch
all the pieces, pieces, pieces of ****
all the pieces, pieces, pieces of ****

She is ugly and whiny
and a loser and poser
and as dumb as a pole
When she sings
Idiots listen
Please make us happy
AND DONT SING!
and please dont stop there....

Jump....Jump out the window
Kill yourself and learn you suck

OOOH it feels like that u think that u can actually sing
**** that u cant sing
OOOH its as if u think u have talent n that ur punk
well guess what ur NOT
all the pieces, pieces, pieces, of ****

How do we know
that this brat is not punk
maybe because she sings
about ****ing useless ****
Ashlee Simpson please go away
Forever

On a Monday i am waiting
for her to stop singing
so i can sleep

Repeat chorus x2

lmfao

theanswerman · 09-08-2004, 11:34 AM

omhz!1! ur so kewl lzoxl!!

XxReality*StarrxX · 09-08-2004, 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by fear the mullet
omhz!1! ur so kewl lzoxl!!

umm... i'm not trying to be "kewl", its a joke

theanswerman · 09-08-2004, 11:43 AM

<33

XxReality*StarrxX · 09-08-2004, 12:41 PM

um ok

¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ · 09-08-2004, 01:06 PM

*sniffs* Is that a Grammy?

Dutabi84 · 09-08-2004, 01:18 PM

Hm, that's actually probably better than Ashlee's version.

XxReality*StarrxX · 09-08-2004, 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dutabi84
Hm, that's actually probably better than Ashlee's version.

lmfao yeah

Mr. Stefani · 09-08-2004, 02:36 PM

Sara, thats not funny and it sucks.

XxReality*StarrxX · 09-08-2004, 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr. Stefani
Sara, thats not funny and it sucks.

the name is Frankie, dear.

i'm sry that u think its not funny.

AKA · 09-08-2004, 02:51 PM

Yeah, Sara, I didn't laugh once.

XxReality*StarrxX · 09-08-2004, 02:53 PM

*Frankie

ah well. i know its pretty bad it was written at 3 AM. lol.

AKA · 09-08-2004, 02:56 PM

Hey, Sara, it's okay. Can't hit a home run everytime, now, can you, Sara?

Michael [hXc] · 09-08-2004, 03:21 PM

I'm sorry but that is not funny, and some of it was just wrong. jmo

XxReality*StarrxX · 09-08-2004, 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AKA
Hey, Sara, it's okay. Can't hit a home run everytime, now, can you, Sara?

the name is Frankie

09-08-2004, 11:15 AM	#1
XxRealityStarrxX Carrie 4 Hersheys <3 Forum Regular* Join Date: Sep 02, 2004 Location: Carrie Marie is my IDOL for EVER Posts: 905	song about Ashlee Simpson ok so me and my friend trishelle were saying that ashlee simpson is a terrible singer and she thinks shes punk and indie rock so we wrote this song about her ( it was at like 3 AM so its stupid) to the tune of pieces of me: On a Monday i am waiting for Ashlee Simpson to realize she cant sing Then i turn on my radio and i hear her and i scream cuz i'm sick of this whiny little brat Fall... go fall off a cliff And please realize that no one wants u here OOOOOhh it feels like u think that u can actually sing ** that you cant sing OOOOOh its as if you think you have talent and that you're punk shut up u whiny little bitch all the pieces, pieces, pieces of all the pieces, pieces, pieces of She is ugly and whiny and a loser and poser and as dumb as a pole When she sings Idiots listen Please make us happy AND DONT SING! and please dont stop there.... Jump....Jump out the window Kill yourself and learn you suck OOOH it feels like that u think that u can actually sing that u cant sing OOOH its as if u think u have talent n that ur punk well guess what ur NOT all the pieces, pieces, pieces, of How do we know that this brat is not punk maybe because she sings about ing useless ** Ashlee Simpson please go away Forever On a Monday i am waiting for her to stop singing so i can sleep Repeat chorus x2 lmfao
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09-08-2004, 11:34 AM	#2
theanswerman OMGWTFLOLZ Senior Member Join Date: Jun 04, 2003 Location: i lurve you! (israel) Posts: 2,636	omhz!1! ur so kewl lzoxl!!
	__________________ Originally posted by safety pin my cat woke up up at like 5:30 this morning. she wanted me to let her out of the room. then she came back in and wanted to play. rufus wainwright - in a graveyard This next song is a song about death, and...how you shouldn't be afraid of it. Also, I wrote it on acid, so it should be pretty good..."

09-08-2004, 01:06 PM	#6
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09-08-2004, 03:21 PM	#14
Michael [hXc] dying. Forum Fanatic Join Date: Feb 29, 2004 Posts: 8,532	I'm sorry but that is not funny, and some of it was just wrong. jmo
	__________________ I'm scared now...is this working out? When my voice is on the way, Who's to think about? I'm scared one day I'll say, "I don't love this anymore," Turn my back on all my fans... Who's to think about? The brighter I shine, the darker my shadows. And they pull me behind, as I let off the pedal. Why should I divide what feels so right? Is this where I want to lay?

09-08-2004, 11:43 AM	#4
theanswerman OMGWTFLOLZ Senior Member Join Date: Jun 04, 2003 Location: i lurve you! (israel) Posts: 2,636	<33

09-08-2004, 12:41 PM	#5
XxRealityStarrxX Carrie 4 Hersheys <3 Forum Regular* Join Date: Sep 02, 2004 Location: Carrie Marie is my IDOL for EVER Posts: 905	um ok

09-08-2004, 01:18 PM	#7
Dutabi84 kittens must die Forum Fanatic Join Date: Apr 22, 2003 Location: MN/TX Posts: 11,026	Hm, that's actually probably better than Ashlee's version.

09-08-2004, 02:36 PM	#9
Mr. Stefani Member Forum Celebrity Join Date: Jul 15, 2001 Posts: 20,757	Sara, thats not funny and it sucks.

09-08-2004, 02:51 PM	#11
AKA Member Forum Star Join Date: Dec 17, 2001 Posts: 15,746	Yeah, Sara, I didn't laugh once.

09-08-2004, 02:53 PM	#12
XxRealityStarrxX Carrie 4 Hersheys <3 Forum Regular* Join Date: Sep 02, 2004 Location: Carrie Marie is my IDOL for EVER Posts: 905	*Frankie ah well. i know its pretty bad it was written at 3 AM. lol.

09-08-2004, 02:56 PM	#13
AKA Member Forum Star Join Date: Dec 17, 2001 Posts: 15,746	Hey, Sara, it's okay. Can't hit a home run everytime, now, can you, Sara?