Memorable Quotes

[Sargent Stewie]

From the episode: Cult Fiction


Shawn: "Jon, how could you be in here? How could you screw up on your bike? I have never seen you screw up on anything. I'm the screw-up, remember? Come on, you remember. Don't do this to me, Jon. I don't do alone real good. Look, I know you're in there, but it's like you're not really here. You're not talking, but I know you're here. So I'm just going to talk, and you can listen. Jon, even when I was at the Centre, it was all the things that you taught me that made me wonder if it was the right place for me or not. But you didn't teach me enough. You and my parents and the Matthews and the handful of people who really care about me, so don't blow me off, Jon. Don't blow me off God! I've never asked you for anything and I never wanted to come to you like this. But don't take Turner away from me. He's not done yelling at me, yet. God, you're not talking, but I know you're here. So, I'm going to talk and you can listen. God...I don't want to be empty inside anymore."

[EmoJoe]

I actully saw this quote on ABC Family

[EmoJoe]

Does Mr. Turner die in that episode?

[Sargent Stewie]

Nope. Although it was his last apperance in the show, Michael Jacobs or the writers made it, so Jon would be fine.

[spunkygirl]

Eric: "I have known Feeny for, whats it been...........57 years now"



Jonathan: "Hunter....Matthews?

Eli: "Did you know you were fighting each other?"



Cory: "Fish & sticks two things nature never would have put together.........(to Shawn) what'd you get?"
Shawn: "Peanut butter and jelly, two things nature couldn't keep apart"
Cory: "Since when did your mom pack you lunch? I thought you liked fish sticks"
Shawn: "I do, but I think it's cruel how the little fish scream when they rip their sticks off"



Eric: "It was a night like any other. You know the kind, like day-only darker."

Mr. Feeny: "I remember when I was a boy, about your age..."
Cory: "It's hard to imagine you as a boy. Did your parents call you Mr. Feeny?"


Cory: "So, how'd I do on the test?"
Mr. Feeny: "A"
Cory: "I got an A!"
Mr. Feeny: "No, A is the only answer you put down before you fell into the coma."
Cory: "So what grade did I get?"
Mr. Feeny: "Well you answered one out of 40 questions and you got it wrong, what do you think you got?"
Cory: "Can it be found at the beginning of the word...FAJITA?"
Mr. Feeny: "Si senior."


Topanga: "You know where he won't let me touch. 'No not there, I might get cancer'.
Shawn: "Where?"


Morgan: *dialing number* "9-1-1. Hello? Yes I'm stuck here and I can't get back and my parents are outside" fighting. "Listen."
Feeny: "You just got my florabundas."
Morgan: "They just shot the neighbor! Hold on let me ask. Mommy, what's our address?"


SHAWN: "She's your ex! Let me spell it for you, X!"


Shawn: (about Little Cory) "I was out digging around in the sludge where our house used to be, when I find this little guy chewing on my Uncle Sal's old pegleg."
Cory: "Hmm, your Uncle Sal... How does he get around without it?"
Shawn: "What are you talking about? Uncle Sal was there, he just never noticed the pig."


Morgan: "Cory & Topanga sitting in a tree A-B-C-D-E-F-G"


(in cafteria)
Shawn: "That was the worst Macaroni & Cheese I've ever tasted...... (to Cory) are you gonna finish this?"
Cory: "You're a pig you know that?"
Shawn: "Hey I'm in a growth spurt, I need fuel"
Cory: "Yeah well those of us who sit behind you don't like the exhaust fumes"

Cory: "Is it just me or is love blooming among the nerd set?"
Shawn: "I don't know, the only time I've ever seen a look like that was when Bambi's mother caught that bullet"
Cory: "What a movie this would make, (pretends to be announcer) it's "Minkus in Love" watch what happens when 48 pounds of near-sighted geek meets 10 pounds of hair from a parallel universe"
Cory and Shawn(in unison) "HA!"


Shawn: "Come on Rachel, we're brothers. Brothers show each other everything!"
Jack: "We're only half brothers, I only have to show you half! I only did it because he showed me a picture of Angela."
Angela: "Oh!! You showed him that?!?!"
Cory: "Hey! how come I never get to see nuthin!!"


Eric: "When there's a crime breaks out, all the cute girls shout get the good lookin guy. When there's a crime out there, he's gonna come his hair, cuz he's the good lookin guy. Book 'em good lookin."


Topanga: "You yelled at me, but i'm Topanga..."
Cory: "You yelled at me, but I'm Topanga"


Eric: "You smoke?"
Jack: "No. You smoke?"
Eric: "No. You like pets?"
Jack: "No I have a hard enough time keeping track of myself. You?"
Eric: "No. I got 4 kids though."
Cory: "Haha..I thought it was funny."
Jack: "Favorite color on 3"
Together: "1-2-3 blue!"
Jack: "See ya later man."
Eric: "I don't like him."

*later on*

Jack: "Favorite movie"
Together: "Godfather *pause* Part 2"
Eric: "Still don't like him"


Cory: "At what point did you look in a mirror and say, 'hey, this looks good'?

Cory: "I think who ever did this to you, should be tied down, and made to look at it!"

Diana: "How do you train a whale?"
Eric: "You know, start with the basics, sit, stay, eat phinnocio."


Cory: "What goes around, goes around and around"


Shawn: "What this, a brain?"
Cory: "That must be his discovery, he's discovered the world's first brain! You think he could get the Dean with this?"
Shawn: "You could get any woman with the world's first brain."
Cory: "Could I get... Topanga?"
Shawn: "Yeah, I think you could."
Cory: "Woohoo!"
Shawn: "Whoa, Cory, that jar's been closed for ten thousand years!"
Cory: "This must be the world's first jar".


Next to Eric Cory and Shawn had some of the best quotes

[spunkygirl]

Topanga: Cory if we're going to be married we have to be able to be honest with each other. We should learn from this. From right now, total honesty.
Shawn: It's a trap!
Cory: Are you saying I can tell you the truth about everything?
Shawn (singing): Trap, trap trap trap, trap.

Rachel: Eric, we really want you to come.
Eric: Well, how do you expect me to come back to a place where I had my heart ripped put of my chest and thrown around the room like it was a... a... like it- like a...nerf heart!
Rachel: I want you to forget about everything that happened between us and remember we're friends and I want you to come to our party because it's for friends.
Eric: Will you be making tater tots?
Rachel: Yes, I will be making tater tots!
Eric: Well then I'll be there.

Cory: Topanga, at what point when you were paying to have this done to your hair did you look in the mirror and say, 'This looks good!'?
Topanga: Cory, you've made your point. You don't like my hair.
Cory (to Shawn): Now watch this. (to Topanga) If I may be honest, and you said I could, I-I don't dislike your hair. No, no, I hate it. No- hate is too strong of a word. No- hate's good. I think whoever did this to you should be taken outside, tied down, and made to look at it.
Shawn (aside, to Angela): He's like a dog with a bone.

[spunkygirl]

Mr. Turner: Anybody you like.
Cory: Anybody?
Mr. Turner: Anybody.
Cory: Absolutely anybody?
Mr. Turner: Absolutely anybody.
Cory: I pick Shawn.
Shawn: I pick Cory.
Topanga: You know, you walked right into that.
Mr. Turner : I did, didn't I?

[ObsessedWithBMW]

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