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Mr. Stefani · 09-02-2004, 11:36 PM

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BERLIN (Reuters) - A man caught having sex with a blow-up doll in a busy public shopping arcade had to be physically parted from his rubber lover and escorted away, said police in Stuttgart Wednesday.

The 38-year-old man was caught with his trousers down early Monday evening after alarmed witnesses alerted the police.

"It was real, he was caught in mid-action with the doll," said a press spokeswoman. Police said that they had considerable difficulty separating the drunken man from his partner.

Kay Scarpetta · 09-02-2004, 11:37 PM

I think I'd piss my pants in the middle of the mall

Dutabi84 · 09-02-2004, 11:45 PM

Nothing can stand between a drunk and his blow-up doll. Nothing. Especially in public arcades, those places are so inducive for sexual desires.

*Pleasant Tomorrow* · 09-02-2004, 11:46 PM

Haha

Sterling Holobyte · 09-03-2004, 02:07 AM

Well, I hope he was using protection. You never know where those blow-up streetwalkers have been.

Cactus Jack · 09-03-2004, 07:56 AM

Ew

HappinessIs · 09-03-2004, 09:34 AM

Ew!

EmoJoe · 09-03-2004, 12:19 PM

crystals · 09-04-2004, 03:27 AM

TheGreatPretender · 09-04-2004, 09:04 AM

I'm grossed out.

Superstar · 09-04-2004, 11:48 AM

Polniaczek033 · 09-04-2004, 09:15 PM

rofl. i'd crap my pants. eww..

Dude111 · 07-31-2024, 01:06 AM

I would have laughed like crazy if I saw that..

Ah man!!

Dead2009 · 07-31-2024, 08:36 AM

Id just walk by and shake my head

Gibson Girl · 07-31-2024, 09:23 AM

09-02-2004, 11:36 PM	#1
Mr. Stefani Member Forum Celebrity Join Date: Jul 15, 2001 Posts: 20,757	I'd pee my pants if I ever saw this. Wed Sep 1, 9:32 AM ET Add Oddly Enough - Reuters to My Yahoo! BERLIN (Reuters) - A man caught having sex with a blow-up doll in a busy public shopping arcade had to be physically parted from his rubber lover and escorted away, said police in Stuttgart Wednesday. The 38-year-old man was caught with his trousers down early Monday evening after alarmed witnesses alerted the police. "It was real, he was caught in mid-action with the doll," said a press spokeswoman. Police said that they had considerable difficulty separating the drunken man from his partner.

09-02-2004, 11:37 PM	#2
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09-02-2004, 11:45 PM	#3
Dutabi84 kittens must die Forum Fanatic Join Date: Apr 22, 2003 Location: MN/TX Posts: 11,026	Nothing can stand between a drunk and his blow-up doll. Nothing. Especially in public arcades, those places are so inducive for sexual desires.

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