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barwars · 08-28-2004, 11:16 PM

Pssh, they all were!!

If you want real comedy, check out Cheers or Happy Days.

Chambers · 08-28-2004, 11:19 PM

FH had enough corniness to make god damn corn syrup!

robyrob · 08-28-2004, 11:20 PM

I think John Stamos was an alien life-form that worshipped corn
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robyrob · 08-28-2004, 11:20 PM

Bob Saget made getting hit in the groin fun again for America

Pirate Jenny · 08-28-2004, 11:21 PM

Hey guys, does corn really deserve that kind of trash talk?

Comparing it to FH...shameful...

What did corn ever do to you?

barwars · 08-28-2004, 11:22 PM

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Originally posted by robyrob
I think John Stamos was an alien life-form that worshipped corn
.

You're thinking Bob Saget.
Wait no, it was the fact that an ear of corn is funnier than him.

barwars · 08-28-2004, 11:22 PM

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Originally posted by periacta
What did corn ever do to you?

uhh, entertain me while not making me feel like an idiot, for starters.

Pirate Jenny · 08-28-2004, 11:24 PM

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Originally posted by barwars
uhh, entertain me while not making me feel like an idiot, for starters.

Yeah, so stop making fun of the corn!

Pick another vegetable to liken to Full House.

Not good old entertainin' corn.

Chambers · 08-28-2004, 11:24 PM

Bob was an alien?
Have you forgoten about the troll twins? Mary Kate and Ashley were genetically developed from alien zygotes just to star in FH.

robyrob · 08-28-2004, 11:25 PM

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Originally posted by periacta
What did corn ever do to you?

...got stuck between my teeth, pre-empted my favorite test pattern, and popularized such breathtaking catch-phrases as "how ruude!"

barwars · 08-28-2004, 11:26 PM

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Originally posted by robyrob
...got stuck between my teeth, pre-empted my favorite test pattern, and popularized such breathtaking catch-phrases as "how ruude!"

Im partial to "you got it dude" myself.

Pirate Jenny · 08-28-2004, 11:28 PM

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Originally posted by robyrob
...got stuck between my teeth, pre-empted my favorite test pattern, and popularized such breathtaking catch-phrases as "how ruude!"

You're right, robyrob.

Corn must pay for that "How ruude" thing.

robyrob · 08-28-2004, 11:28 PM

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Originally posted by Chambers
Mary Kate and Ashley were genetically developed from alien zygotes just to star in FH.

nah you're just romanticizing it - they were just an unfortunate byproduct of mislaid space garbage -dna

Pirate Jenny · 08-28-2004, 11:30 PM

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Originally posted by Chambers
Bob was an alien?
Have you forgoten about the troll twins? Mary Kate and Ashley were genetically developed from alien zygotes just to star in FH.

Somehow I doubt anyone could be that evil to purposfully create such monstrosities.

Must have been some sort of disastrous accident.

Chambers · 08-28-2004, 11:31 PM

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Originally posted by robyrob
nah you're just romanticizing it - they were just an unfortunate byproduct of mislaid space garbage -dna

Oh, of course. Unfortunately, talent wasn't part of the equation.

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