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Ags2000 · 08-25-2004, 03:14 PM

ITEM GENDER

You may not know that many non-living things have a gender. For example:

1) Ziploc Bags -- They are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

2) Copiers -- They are Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.

3) Tire -- Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.

4) Hot Air Balloon -- Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.

5) Sponges -- Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.

6) Web Page -- Female, because it's always getting hit on.

7) Subway -- Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

8) Hourglass -- Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

9) Hammer -- Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

10) Remote Control -- Female...... Ha! You thought it'd be male. But consider this -- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.

D

*Pleasant Tomorrow* · 08-25-2004, 03:18 PM

I've always gave letters gender but for no specific reason...just because that's what I think they'd be.

Yeah...

BowWowsBaby · 08-25-2004, 03:18 PM

that was good lol....

Brent88 · 08-25-2004, 03:27 PM

x3 Taylor x3 · 08-25-2004, 03:38 PM

Georgia's on my Mind · 08-25-2004, 04:12 PM

i didnt think it was funny

CarJackSnyder · 08-25-2004, 04:38 PM

Brent88 · 08-25-2004, 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Georgia's on my Mind
i didnt think it was funny

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A SENSE OF HUMOR

Georgia's on my Mind · 08-25-2004, 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brent88
Now on sale at Wal-Mart:

A SENSE OF HUMOR

i dont shop at that store

TheGreatPretender · 08-25-2004, 06:00 PM

The remote control one was so gross I had to laugh.

TheGreatPretender · 08-25-2004, 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by *A TV People*

I've always gave letters gender but for no specific reason...just because that's what I think they'd be.

Yeah...

Yeah I think A is a girl and B is a boy and C is a girl and D is a boy and E is a boy and F is a boy and G is a boy and H is a boy and I is a boy and J is a boy and K is a girl and L is a boy and M is a girl and N is a boy and O is a boy and P is a girl and Q is a boy and R is a boy and S is a boy and T is a boy and U is a boy and W is a boy and X is a boy and Y is a girl and Z is a boy.

Yep

TheGreatPretender · 08-25-2004, 06:07 PM

Items have genders in Spanish. Like la puerta is a door and it is feminine.

Hollow · 08-25-2004, 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Georgia's on my Mind
i didnt think it was funny

i didn't either.. half of them dont make sense.

Michael [hXc] · 08-25-2004, 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by *A TV People*

I've always gave letters gender but for no specific reason...just because that's what I think they'd be.

Yeah...

I did too

and I used to connect foods with words they remind me of

*Pleasant Tomorrow* · 08-25-2004, 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by skyhigh25789
Yeah I think A is a girl and B is a boy and C is a girl and D is a boy and E is a boy and F is a boy and G is a boy and H is a boy and I is a boy and J is a boy and K is a girl and L is a boy and M is a girl and N is a boy and O is a boy and P is a girl and Q is a boy and R is a boy and S is a boy and T is a boy and U is a boy and W is a boy and X is a boy and Y is a girl and Z is a boy.

Yep

Close. Preeettty darn close, but no cigarette.

A=girl
B=boy
C=boy
D=boy
E=boy
F=boy
G=boy
H=girl
I=boy
J=boy
K=girl
L=boy
M=girl
N=girl
O=boy
P=girl
Q=boy
R=girl
S=girl
T=boy
U=boy
V=girl
W=boy
X=boy
Y=girl
Z=boy

The end.

08-25-2004, 03:14 PM	#1
Ags2000 Red 2/13/90 -1/5/06 Forum Veteran Join Date: May 02, 2001 Location: Candyland Posts: 5,544	Item Gender ITEM GENDER You may not know that many non-living things have a gender. For example: 1) Ziploc Bags -- They are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. 2) Copiers -- They are Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed. 3) Tire -- Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated. 4) Hot Air Balloon -- Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part. 5) Sponges -- Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water. 6) Web Page -- Female, because it's always getting hit on. 7) Subway -- Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up. 8) Hourglass -- Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom. 9) Hammer -- Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around. 10) Remote Control -- Female...... Ha! You thought it'd be male. But consider this -- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying. D
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08-25-2004, 03:18 PM	#2
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08-25-2004, 06:07 PM	#12
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