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Old 08-24-2004, 08:39 PM   #1
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Default If a monster ate your TV/'s, what would you do?

I'd yell and scream, tear my hair out, and cuss my head off because I need to watch The Cosby Show daily.
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Old 08-24-2004, 09:29 PM   #2
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Call the insurance company and get a new TV.


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Old 08-24-2004, 09:32 PM   #3
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I would do jumping jacks.
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Allow the monster to eat the damn thing, so I can go out and buy a better one
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Old 08-24-2004, 09:36 PM   #5
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Hope the monster gets indigested with all the bad shows that are on tv these days!!! 'Jerry Springer puts the 'sin' in syndication'
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Offer him the remote because there is nothing good on anyways. If it was the computer however I would beat the **** out of him.
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Eat the monster. Because then at least I would have my tv back, in one way or another.
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Eat the monster. Because then at least I would have my tv back, in one way or another.
If you do that; neither you or the tv will be back....ever
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If a monster ate my TV(s) I'd write about it and sell the story. Hopefully I will have had a camera handy at the time of the monster's TV feast so people would believe my story.
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The day I think a monster is eating my TV, I'll commit myself to an institution.
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If you do that; neither you or the tv will be back....ever
Oh man, I hope you aren't serious! But if you are, that's hilarious on multiple levels.
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I'd buy a new one
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First I'd yell at him, and bitch him out like the nag I am...and then go and find the nearest one about.
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Take pictures and sell it to the National Enquirer. Hopefully I would make a nice chunk of change, and then I would by a big screen.
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