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AKA · 08-22-2004, 01:26 AM

What is your favorite word?
What is your least favorite word?
What turns you on?
What turns you off?
What sound do you love?
What sound do you hate?
What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
What profession would you not like to participate in?
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
What is your favorite curse word?

dawsongirl · 08-22-2004, 01:32 AM

What is your favorite word?- me
What is your least favorite word?- Panties
What turns you on?- A switch
What turns you off?- A switch
What sound do you love?- Silence
What sound do you hate?- dogs barking, talking, the phone ringing
What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?- I don't even have a profession
What profession would you not like to participate in?- Stripper, hooker, Barmaid
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?- Like, I don't really wanna think about that now...thanks.
at is your favorite curse word? - ****

Hollow · 08-22-2004, 02:08 AM

YAAAAAAAY

What is your favorite word? hate
What is your least favorite word? esther
What turns you on? nothing
What turns you off? everything
What sound do you love? metallica
What sound do you hate? club cracker commercial songs
What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? anesthesiologist
What profession would you not like to participate in? geology
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? sorry i didnt kill you earlier
What is your favorite curse word? BIG F, little f, what starts with F?

-*Forever*- · 08-22-2004, 02:10 AM

What is your favorite word? Coronary
What is your least favorite word? Mmm... skin
What turns you on? Freckles and older women
What turns you off? Men.
What sound do you love? Mary Jean's voice
What sound do you hate? Bugs buzzing
What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? I've never attempted any... so broadway star
What profession would you not like to participate in? Autopsy... person
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? "Mary Jean's over there waiting..."
What is your favorite curse word? ****ity **** ****.

Tundra Wolf · 08-22-2004, 02:11 AM

What is your favorite word? - richochet
What is your least favorite word? - dork
What turns you on? - Sabrina LeBeauf (you can tell)

What turns you off? - Microsoft
What sound do you love? - Sabrina LeBeauf's voice
What sound do you hate? - Fart
What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? - I have no clue.
What profession would you not like to participate in? - Janitor
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? - I dunno.....something nice, though.
What is your favorite curse word? - The "F" word.

robyrob · 08-22-2004, 11:52 AM

What is your favorite word?skizziks (spelled backwards is serutan)
What is your least favorite word?****
What turns you on? extreme geeky hardware
What turns you off? when my extreme geeky hardware gets covered with stuffed animals, and is abused by playing online games like SLINGO and weird japanimae stuff
What sound do you love?guitars
What sound do you hate?the call of mating weasels
What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? brain surgeon - any volunteers? (free refund if i screw it up!!)
What profession would you not like to participate in? weasel handler in mating season
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? DUUUDE!
What is your favorite curse word? i prefer NOT to swear, as Kurt Vonnegut says, "profanity and obscenity entitle people who don't want unpleasant information to close their eyes and ears to you"

~*KristenCleaver*~ · 08-22-2004, 12:15 PM

What is your favorite word? Vacation.
What is your least favorite word? School.
What turns you on? Nice body, nice face, and nice personality, (durr.) Eg: Tony Dow.
What turns you off? The opposite of the things I just said, like when a guy is full of himself.
What sound do you love? A baby cooing, lol.
What sound do you hate? Farting! Ick...
What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? Well, I am too young to have a profession, but when I do get one I would like to be a writer.
What profession would you not like to participate in? Prostitute, garbadge man, [or woman], or anything else disgusting like that.
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? I dunno...something like, "Welcome my child!" I don't really want to think about that though.
What is your favorite curse word? I dunno, the "S" word?

Chambers · 08-22-2004, 12:24 PM

I was waiting for something like this.
Didn't Lipton steal this from some French guy?

I'm answering in the style of most of his guests:

What is your favorite word? love

What is your least favorite word? hate

What turns you on? people who love

What turns you off? people who hate

What sound do you love? the sound laughter

What sound do you hate? the sound of innocent babies crying

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? I would like to be a social worker, James. I love working with the people.

What profession would you not like to participate in? A business person. I hate greed, James.

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Welcome. I'm so imaginative.

What is your favorite curse word? Darn! *giggle* Oh, no! I'm diddidly-blushing!

swedeace · 08-22-2004, 01:18 PM

What is your favorite word?
"Hej" which means "Hi" in Swedish.

What is your least favorite word?
Curse words.

What turns you on?
Honesty, sincerity, being true, etc.

What turns you off?
Arrongancy, machoism, etc.

What sound do you love?
Kids playing happily, music I like, etc.

What sound do you hate?
Noise pollution, loud music coming from cars, yelling, etc.

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
Hmmm... perhaps a closer look and anaylsis at cross-sex friendships.

What profession would you not like to participate in?
Accounting or anything that has major math-related stuff. Yuck!

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Not sure.

What is your favorite curse word?
None.... I'm anti-cursing!

Nighthawk76 · 08-22-2004, 05:29 PM

What is your favorite word? BEHOOVES
What is your least favorite word? HUBBY
What turns you on? JAMI GERTZ
What turns you off? MEANNESS
What sound do you love? RAIN
What sound do you hate? SCREAMING
What profession other then yours would you like to attempt? VET
What profession would you not like to participate in? SALES
If Heaven exsists, what words would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? "WELL, DONE!"
What is your favorite curse word? MOTHER******!

G-Force Glockstar · 08-22-2004, 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AKA
What is your favorite word?
What is your least favorite word?
What turns you on?
What turns you off?
What sound do you love?
What sound do you hate?
What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
What profession would you not like to participate in?
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
What is your favorite curse word?

What is your favorite word?: Don't know
What is your least favorie word?: Lots of them
What turns you on?: Niceness
What turns you off: Jerks and idiots
What sound do you love?: TV and music
What sound do you hate?: Annoying sounds, whinying, listening to other people's crap about stupid stuff, and my alarm clock in the morning.
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when arrive at the Pearly Gates?: "Great job! Welcome to Heaven!"
What is your favorite curse word?: Sh*t

Hollow · 08-22-2004, 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by swedeace
What sound do you hate?
Noise pollution

ROCK AND ROLL AIN'T NOISE POLLUTION.

Dutabi84 · 08-22-2004, 06:46 PM

James Lipton's beard does not deserve any profit it earns from this thread, therefor I refuse to participate.

Chambers · 08-22-2004, 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dutabi84
James Lipton's beard does not deserve any profit it earns from this thread, therefor I refuse to participate.

Don't worry. The beard isn't getting anything out of this - not since Trump's hair bought the rights to this thread.

AKA · 08-22-2004, 07:26 PM

James Lipton has always creeped me out. I've been creeped out by him even more since I found out he's 78 years old.

08-22-2004, 01:26 AM	#1
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08-22-2004, 01:32 AM	#2
dawsongirl Member Forum Icon Join Date: Jan 04, 2001 Posts: 53,134	Re: The best survey ever, brought to you by the beard of James Lipton. What is your favorite word?- me What is your least favorite word?- Panties What turns you on?- A switch What turns you off?- A switch What sound do you love?- Silence What sound do you hate?- dogs barking, talking, the phone ringing What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?- I don't even have a profession What profession would you not like to participate in?- Stripper, hooker, Barmaid If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?- Like, I don't really wanna think about that now...thanks. at is your favorite curse word? - ****

08-22-2004, 02:10 AM	#4
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08-22-2004, 11:52 AM	#6
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08-22-2004, 12:15 PM	#7
~KristenCleaver~ Kristen & Tony <3 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 30, 2003 Location: New York Posts: 1,012	What is your favorite word? Vacation. What is your least favorite word? School. What turns you on? Nice body, nice face, and nice personality, (durr.) Eg: Tony Dow. What turns you off? The opposite of the things I just said, like when a guy is full of himself. What sound do you love? A baby cooing, lol. What sound do you hate? Farting! Ick... What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? Well, I am too young to have a profession, but when I do get one I would like to be a writer. What profession would you not like to participate in? Prostitute, garbadge man, [or woman], or anything else disgusting like that. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? I dunno...something like, "Welcome my child!" I don't really want to think about that though. What is your favorite curse word? I dunno, the "S" word?
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08-22-2004, 02:08 AM	#3
Hollow Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Dec 16, 2001 Posts: 30,406	YAAAAAAAY What is your favorite word? hate What is your least favorite word? esther What turns you on? nothing What turns you off? everything What sound do you love? metallica What sound do you hate? club cracker commercial songs What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? anesthesiologist What profession would you not like to participate in? geology If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? sorry i didnt kill you earlier What is your favorite curse word? BIG F, little f, what starts with F?

08-22-2004, 02:11 AM	#5
Tundra Wolf Member Forum Regular Join Date: Jun 10, 2004 Location: New York Posts: 730	What is your favorite word? - richochet What is your least favorite word? - dork What turns you on? - Sabrina LeBeauf (you can tell) What turns you off? - Microsoft What sound do you love? - Sabrina LeBeauf's voice What sound do you hate? - Fart What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? - I have no clue. What profession would you not like to participate in? - Janitor If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? - I dunno.....something nice, though. What is your favorite curse word? - The "F" word.

08-22-2004, 12:24 PM	#8
Chambers The Crane Trinity Forum Veteran Join Date: Apr 27, 2004 Location: Where everybody knows a Crane. Posts: 5,427	Re: The best survey ever, brought to you by the beard of James Lipton. I was waiting for something like this. Didn't Lipton steal this from some French guy? I'm answering in the style of most of his guests: What is your favorite word? love What is your least favorite word? hate What turns you on? people who love What turns you off? people who hate What sound do you love? the sound laughter What sound do you hate? the sound of innocent babies crying What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? I would like to be a social worker, James. I love working with the people. What profession would you not like to participate in? A business person. I hate greed, James. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Welcome. I'm so imaginative. What is your favorite curse word? Darn! giggle Oh, no! I'm diddidly-blushing!
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08-22-2004, 01:18 PM	#9
swedeace Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Sep 22, 2003 Posts: 9,009	What is your favorite word? "Hej" which means "Hi" in Swedish. What is your least favorite word? Curse words. What turns you on? Honesty, sincerity, being true, etc. What turns you off? Arrongancy, machoism, etc. What sound do you love? Kids playing happily, music I like, etc. What sound do you hate? Noise pollution, loud music coming from cars, yelling, etc. What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? Hmmm... perhaps a closer look and anaylsis at cross-sex friendships. What profession would you not like to participate in? Accounting or anything that has major math-related stuff. Yuck! If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Not sure. What is your favorite curse word? None.... I'm anti-cursing!

08-22-2004, 05:29 PM	#10
Nighthawk76 Rachel Berry Forum Celebrity Join Date: Feb 28, 2003 Location: Illinois Posts: 23,254	What is your favorite word? BEHOOVES What is your least favorite word? HUBBY What turns you on? JAMI GERTZ What turns you off? MEANNESS What sound do you love? RAIN What sound do you hate? SCREAMING What profession other then yours would you like to attempt? VET What profession would you not like to participate in? SALES If Heaven exsists, what words would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? "WELL, DONE!" What is your favorite curse word? MOTHER******!

08-22-2004, 06:46 PM	#13
Dutabi84 kittens must die Forum Fanatic Join Date: Apr 22, 2003 Location: MN/TX Posts: 11,026	James Lipton's beard does not deserve any profit it earns from this thread, therefor I refuse to participate.

08-22-2004, 07:26 PM	#15
AKA Member Forum Star Join Date: Dec 17, 2001 Posts: 15,746	James Lipton has always creeped me out. I've been creeped out by him even more since I found out he's 78 years old.