Complete Savages--My Version of Episodes

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As a single father of five teenage boys, Nick Savage (Carradine)faces the daunting challenge of trying to control the mayhem. A career firefighter, he finds running into a burning building a relaxing break from his parental duties. Sam Savage (Eiden) is the most responsible and studious of the Savage boys, which isn’t saying much. He endures a lot of button pushing from his brothers, especially when it comes to girls. Jack (Sipos) is a good-looking, mellow and popular guy whose passions are looking cool and playing guitar with the family dog. Chris (von Detten) is a good-natured but gullible jock whose goal is to be in the Abercrombie & Fitch catalogue. Kyle (Ellingson) is an energetic and self-interested 14-year-old boy who believes Johnny Knoxville should be our next president. His goal is to be a contestant on “Fear Factor.” Lastly, at 13-years-old, T.J. (Dolley) is the youngest of the brood. He has spent most of his life in a headlock. A born entrepreneur, T.J.’s only leverage over his brothers is that he always has money and they always need money. He’s very active on eBay and will sell anything that’s not nailed down in the house – whether it belongs to him or not. Jimmy (Ventresca) is Nick’s younger brother and fellow firefighter. He often gives Nick advice about raising the boys, but the truth is, beyond his heroic career, Jimmy has very little responsibility, and at times takes on the role of Nick’s sixth son.

“Complete Savages” stars Keith Carradine as Nick Savage, Andrew Eiden as Sam Savage, Shaun Sipos as Jack Savage, Erik von Detten as Chris Savage, Evan Ellingson as Kyle Savage, Jason Dolley as T.J. Savage, and Vincent Ventresca as Jimmy Savage.

Nick Savage is 45, Jimmy Savage is 39, Chris Savage is 18, Jack Savage is 17, Sam Savage is 16, Kyle Savage is 14, and T.J. Savage is 13.


Complete Savage Episodes (My version)

Ep1: Pilot:
Nick asks his brother Jimmy to help him out with the kids, after his full-time housekeeper quits. Chris and Jack get invited to the same party as each other, both brothers forbid the other one to show up.

Ep2: Brotherly Love:
T.J. is asked to write a report on someone in his family, he has a hard time choosing who. Jimmy comments that he should write it about his late mother, Karen-which he does. His teacher doesn't feel he should do that, Nick has a talk with T.J's teacher. Sam asks advice from Jack and Chris on how he should act on his date with a cheerleader, Amber.

Ep3: Sam and Amber:
Sam and Amber become a couple, but it ain't all what it is hyped up to be. Chris goes out with a 26 year old hottie (Soliel Moon Frye) after claiming to be 23 years old.

Ep4: Blind Dates:
Jimmy sets Nick up with an old girlfriend of his from high school, Shelly (Mira Sorvino). Shelly decides she wants Jimmy, not "some old guy". Nick, after being called "some old guy" by Shelly, gets hit on by his late wife (Karen)'s best friend from high school, Kim (Kirstie Alley).

Ep5: Meeting The Guys:
Kim wants to meet Nick (and Karen's)'s boys. Kim gets a rude of awakening when Kim and Nick walk in on a brawl between the boys. Jimmy is unsure of dating Shelly.

Ep6: Kyle Cheats:
Kyle is caught cheating on his history test and is suspended for a week from school. Nick is furious with Kyle. Jack and Sam realize Chris is having sex, but is unsure of with whom.

Ep7: Blazing Inferno:
The boys' high school is on fire. Nick and Jimmy (among others) are there to put out fire. Afterwards, rumors say Sam started the fire, even though he denies it. Chris and Jack take Sam's side, even though everyone else is blaming him-even Amber. Amber then dumps Sam for "starting the school on fire". Nick finds proof that it wasn't Sam who started the fire.

Ep8: The Bad Rumor:
Jack and Sam find out Chris is getting a "A+" in his Spanish class. Jack and Sam accidently walk in on Chris and his Spanish teacher (Salma Hayek) doing it after school. Word gets out that Chris is sleeping with Ms. Sanchez--as the word gets around, it gets twisted, twisted into--"Chris is sleeping with his gym teacher, Mr. Burke (Woody Harrelson)". Chris, Sam, Jack, Mr. Burke, and Ms. Sanchez are trying to correct the most people they can, from believing that wrong rumor.

Ep9: Marriage:
While on a double date, Jimmy and Nick are both forced into talking with their girlfriends (Shelly and Kim) about marriage. Jimmy confides in Kim and Nick, when Shelly is in the bathroom, that he wants to break up with Shelly. Kim and Nick leave Jimmy and Shelly alone, so he can break up with her. Shelly becoems angry and makes a scary threat to Jimmy, which no one believes. Meanwhile at home, Chris throws a party at the Savage house. Chris and his friends try to get T.J. and Kyle laid by two pretty cheerleaders, Maddie and Mandy (Amanda Bynes, Margo Harshman). Just before Maddie and Mandy take Kyle and T.J. upstairs--Nick, Jimmy, and Kim come home and crash the party.

Ep10: Life's Confused People:
One of Jack's good friend confides in Jack that he might be gay. Jack becomes feeling weird talking about the subject with his friend, and decides to start to avoid him in order to avoid the awkwardness. Chris finds out that Jack's friend is gay and starts telling everyone his secret. Jack becomes pissed with Chris telling people. T.J. is amused that an older girl, Mandy (Margo Harshman) called him "a little hottie".

Ep11: Dad Finds Out:
Nick finds out that at the party a week ago, Chris set up T.J. and Kyle with two girls to have sex. Nick is furious with Chris, who just does not get why his dad is angry-which makes Nick even more angry. Kim helps Sam bake 4 dozen cookies for the school bake sale. Sam mentions how much Nick likes her and how much he talks about her to Kim. Kim becomes flattered.

Ep12: Kim and Dad:
Kim tells Nick she loves him, he tells her he loves her too...for the first time. Jimmy accompanies Nick to a jewelry store to purchase an engagement ring for Kim. Nick and Jimmy are mistaken for a gay couple getting married. Kyle and Maddie go to the movies, Kyle makes his first move on Maddie...way too soon. Maddie becomes insulted and leaves the date early. Kyle is angry and confronts Chris for advice.

Ep13: Nick Proposes:
Nick proposes to Kim at a dinner at a fancy French cafe. Nick and Kim announce the news to Jimmy and the boys. T.J. thinks Nick has forgot about his mom, but Nick sets him straight-which T.J. understands and is happy for his dad and Kim. Jimmy gets a threatening call from Shelly. Jimmy asks Chris, Jack, and Sam to go with him back to his apartment to get his stuff. Shelly arrives at the apartment just as the four are about to leave, which scares the hell out of the "brave" men.

Ep14: The Restraining Order:
Jimmy files a restraining order against Shelly. Chris gets a call from Ms. Sanchez (hayek) saying how much she 'needs' him, after her boyfriend dumped her. Nick and Kim take Kim's visiting parents out to dinner at a restuarant to break the engagement news to them, but at that same restuarant, Nick and Kim notice Chris there with Ms. Sanchez and witness the two kissing.

Ep15: The Double Engagement Party?:
Nick and Kim have an engagement party for Nick's family and friends, and Kim's family and friends. Before the party starts, Jimmy, Jack, Sam, Kyle, and T.J. try to gather up dates for the party, but have little luck. Nick's mom, Harriet (Bea Arthur) and Kim's mom, Ruth (Rue McCalahan) have a secret past together (they were rivals back in high school). Chris brings Maria/Ms. Sanchez (Salma Hayek) to the engagement party, where Chris breaks the news that he and Maria are engaged to be married the day after he graduates high school (which is in 6 months).

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Ep16: Not Possible:
Nick is in denial that his eldest son wants to be married to his Spanish teacher. Jimmy and Kim take T.J., Kyle, Sam, and Jack out bowling, so Nick can talk with Chris. Chris says he is going to marry Maria, no matter what his dad says. Nick becomes furious that his son is not even going to listen to him.

Ep17: Karen's Parents: Part One
Nick's late wife, Karen's parents, Bob and Susan show up. Bob and Sue are furious to learn that Nick is remarrying another woman. But when Sue and Bob find out Nick is going to marry their late daughter's best friend from high school-they are even more furious. T.J. loans Chris $200 dollars for a down-payment at the reception hall and church for his and Maria's wedding.

Ep18: Karen's Parents: Part Two
Nick, Kim, Jimmy, Bob, Sue, and the other boys find out that T.J. loaned Chris $200 for his wedding. Bob and Sue are also against Chris getting married so young. Nick is becoming very irritated by his in-laws and asks them to leave. After Bob and Sue leave, Nick asks Chris to give the money back to T.J.

Ep19: My Most Prized Possession:
T.J. sells Nick's most prized possession-an autographed Clint Eastwood picture- on EBay. Nick, Kim, and Jimmy decide (without consulting the other two) to purchase the picture back from other people on EBay, but the three end up just out-biding each other without knowing it.

Ep20: Our Sister:
Jimmy and Nick's sister, Laurie (Laurie Metcalf) visits with news that she is divorcing her husband of 20 years. Nick and Jimmy are close to their brother-in-law, John. Laurie confesses she just wants a change in her life and that John has been nothing but great to her over the years. Her brothers try to convince her to stay with John, but just find other things to change.

Ep21: Jack's Girlfriend:
Jack gets a new girlfriend, Kayla (Kaley Cuoco). Kayla becomes a big hit with Jack's hormonally-crazed brothers. Jack and Kayla go out on a double date with Chris and Maria. Chris can't help but find Kayla very attractive.

Ep22: Brand New Change:
Nick, Jimmy, Kim, and the boys are visited by Laurie and John (Brad Garrett) again. Laurie reminds her brothers of them saying that she should find other things to change in her life, which makes the brothers wish they didn't say that--when they learn that Laurie, John, and their daughter, Sarah (Alexa Vega) are buying the house across the street from Nick and the boys's house.

Ep23: Evicted And Another New Neighbor:
Jimmy becomes evicted out of his apartment. Jimmy is in need of a place to live until Laurie opens her door for her little brother to move in with them. Nick becomes jealous of Jimmy and John and their "inside jokes" now that they are living in the same house.