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08-18-2004, 07:22 PM
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A horse walks into a bar...
...and the bartender says "Why the long face?"
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08-18-2004, 07:45 PM
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A Termite walked into a bar and asked "Is the bar tender here?"
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08-18-2004, 07:47 PM
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...the hard way...
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A guy walked into a bar. You'd think he would've ducked.
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08-18-2004, 07:47 PM
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Two men walked into a bar.
You'd think the second one would have ducked.
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08-18-2004, 07:48 PM
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...the hard way...
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 You stole my joke!
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08-18-2004, 07:51 PM
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A horse walks into a bar.
The bartender looks up and says "Hey pal, why the long face?" 
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08-18-2004, 07:56 PM
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Two ropes walk into a bar.
The bartender says to the rope "Hey! we don't serve ropes in here" so one of the ropes left. The other rope frayed up his hair, and tied himself in a knot. The bartender said to the rope "Are you a rope?" and the rope said "Nope. I'm afaid not."
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08-18-2004, 07:58 PM
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...the hard way...
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08-18-2004, 08:05 PM
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08-18-2004, 08:27 PM
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I got one...So a minister, rabbi, and a preist all walk together in a bar and the bartender says " What? Is this a joke?"
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08-18-2004, 08:35 PM
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08-18-2004, 08:49 PM
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08-18-2004, 08:55 PM
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...the hard way...
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08-18-2004, 09:33 PM
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OMG...
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08-18-2004, 09:53 PM
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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar, and tha bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
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