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Precious · 01-30-2001, 09:19 PM

Can y'all come up with a bunch of famous quotes from Three's Company?

Pavan · 02-03-2001, 02:33 PM

Jack: You just ruined that girl!
Mr. Furley: I never touched her!

LOL

03-23-2001, 11:48 PM

I like that quote that Crissy said, Eat your salad before it gets cold.

Josh9125 · 03-24-2001, 12:26 AM

"When I was your age, I was 14 too!" ~Chrissy Snow~

factsfanatic · 03-24-2001, 09:50 PM

This one has got to be a Chrissy classic, When she is reading the paper and says, Oh my God, it happened again I have been reading the paper all week and everybody dies in ABC order. Then Jack says he should change his name to Jack Zipper. I love that line.

Karen64 · 03-25-2001, 12:44 AM

Janet: "Jack-this is no laughing matter!!"
(after she walks in and finds Jack, grimacing and doubled over in pain after being punched in the stomach by Chrissy's boyfriend)

Joyce DeWitt · 03-27-2001, 04:47 PM

How about the one Chrissy and Jack say?
Jack: The weather is so unpredictable.
Chrissy: Yea, nice one day, nice the next.
Or how about this one?
I'M PETER LORRY!
Ok, that's not from TC!

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Jack: "This is a job for the man of the house."
Janet: "I did not kiss Larry!"
Chrissy: "Snort snort."
Mr. Roper: "Not tonight Helen, I got a headache."
Mrs. Roper: "Not tonight. That would be a good title for my autobiagraphy."
Mr. Furley: "Once a tippytoes, always a tippytoes."
Cindy: "I guess I messed things up, huh?"
Terri: "Janet? Shut up and get married."
KEC JNS

Precious · 03-27-2001, 05:14 PM

I loved the quotes from the Ropers such as "Tinkerbell" and "Not tonight Helen!"

Joyce DeWitt · 03-29-2001, 04:42 PM

I like this one:
Jack: What do u do when a good looking guy walks into the Reagle Beagle? (pretends 2 walk in) Well?
Janet: I'm still waiting 4 the goo looking guy 2 come in.
LOL.
Also:
GRRR! I can't remember. *BUT*.... I will watch my tape. More 2 come soon! :P

I LUV THESE FACES! Especially this one: :P

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Jack: "This is a job for the man of the house."
Janet: "I did not kiss Larry!"
Chrissy: "Snort snort."
Mr. Roper: "Not tonight Helen, I got a headache."
Mrs. Roper: "Not tonight. That would be a good title for my autobiagraphy."
Mr. Furley: "Once a tippytoes, always a tippytoes."
Cindy: "I guess I messed things up, huh?"
Terri: "Janet? Shut up and get married."
KEC JNS
p.s. I'M PETER LORRY!

Joyce DeWitt · 03-29-2001, 04:45 PM

HEY!!!! My fave face didn't work! I'll do A LOT OF THEM NOW:

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Jack: "This is a job for the man of the house."
Janet: "I did not kiss Larry!"
Chrissy: "Snort snort."
Mr. Roper: "Not tonight Helen, I got a headache."
Mrs. Roper: "Not tonight. That would be a good title for my autobiagraphy."
Mr. Furley: "Once a tippytoes, always a tippytoes."
Cindy: "I guess I messed things up, huh?"
Terri: "Janet? Shut up and get married."
KEC JNS
p.s. I'M PETER LORRY!

callmetootie · 04-04-2001, 06:23 PM

Chrissy: This breakfast is good enough to eat.
Chrissy: When I was your age, I was 14 too.
Chrissy: Eat your salad before it gets cold.

Mr. Roper: Tinkerbell.
Mr. Roper: Next time, bring your knitting.
Mr. Roper: They don't look real!

Mrs. Roper: Not tonight, the perfect title for my autobiography.
Mrs. Roper: Could we?
Mrs. Ropper: It's about someone's chimes were ringing.

Jack: That will be our little secret.
Jack: Or better yet give her one!
Jack: Some of us are boxers.

Cindy: I don't like questions.
Cindy: Oh Jack, did I hurt you?
Cindy: I'm sorry I had to hit you there.

Janet: That's horrible!
Janet: Me!!!!!!
Janet: I'm good old relieable Janet.

Mr. Furley: Water?
Mr. Furley: I'm just your....type!
Mr. Furley: It's seems like Lana has taken a motherly interest in you young fella.

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Andrew Carden

allen · 04-05-2001, 12:58 AM

Jack: You can't get on and I can't get off.
Mr. Furley: Ain't that the truth.

04-06-2001, 05:26 AM

i liked the character actor who played fillipe,the long suffering assistant chef,and when jack pretended to be someone else,and this girl comes in to the kitchen to beat him up,jack turns to fillipe and says,why didn't you help;and he says"she no need no help"

04-08-2001, 04:19 PM

These probably aren't exact, but

Chrissy (when Jack asks Janet to call heads or tails from a coin toss): Why does she get to pick?
Jack: Chrissy, it doesn't matter.
Chrissy: Yes it does, she gets two choices and I don't get any.
Jack: All these years it always seemed so fair...

Jack: What do you want me to do?
Chrissy: Just do what I do.
Jack: What are you going to be doing?
Chrissy: The same thing you'll be doing only I'll be doing it first.

Mr Roper: No parties in this building!
Mrs. Roper: Is that your final word?
Mr. Roper: Yes!
Mrs. Roper: Good, then we won't be hearing any more out of you.

Bank manager: You see Mr. Tripper, this bank can only lend money to people who can pay it back.
Jack: Well I think that's awfully selfish of you.

Police Officer (asking for a urine test): Can you fill this?
Jack: Not from here

Larry: It's not often that a single guy like me gets a home cooked meal.
Janet: Why don't you get married?
Larry: I've never been that hungry.

Larry: I'm so tired of making the trip back and forth, and last night, I ran out of gas.
Jack: On the way to <Larry's Girlfriend's> place?
Larry: No, worse, in my apartment.

Jack (in a mad rage, looking for Cindy's jerk boyfriend): Are you <so and so>?
Big, muscular guy in bar: No.
Jack: Thank God...

In the episode where Chrissy and Janet buy a pie for Jack's pie contest-
Jack: Chrissy, you seem so nervous, you're acting like that's your pie out there.
Chrissy: So are you!

Furley (when trying to convince the judge that Jack is innocent of sexual harassment): You see, you don't accuse a guy of hit and run who's never even driven a car!

Sean Snow · 05-06-2001, 04:54 PM

Janet(talking about buying Roper's car): Chrissy, it's the answer to our prayers.
Chrissy:That's not true. Nobody prayed.
Janet:Okay, then let's start. Please, God, make Chrissy change her mind.
Jack:Or better yet give her one!

Janet:It'll be strictly platonic.
Stanley:Oh no it won't! Wait a minute, what does that mean?
Helen: Like you and me, Stanley.

Stanley:What are you doing?
Jack:I'm loosening up my wrist.
Stanley:I didn't know you guys had to practice.

Chrissy:What's she got that you haven't?
Janet: spreads her fingers in front of her chest.
Chrissy:Arthritis?
Jack:Stop exaggerating, Janet, You'r making mountains out of molehills.

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Janet(talking about buying Roper's car): Chrissy, it's the answer to ourprayers.
Chrissy:That's not true. Nobody prayed.
Janet:Okay, then let's start. Please, God, make Chrissy change her mind.
Jack: Or better yet give her one!

01-30-2001, 09:19 PM	#1
Precious Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Nov 08, 2000 Location: Uncasville, CT 06382 Posts: 254	Name some famous Three's Company quotes! Can y'all come up with a bunch of famous quotes from Three's Company?

03-23-2001, 11:48 PM	#3
Candyman Guest Posts: n/a	I like that quote that Crissy said, Eat your salad before it gets cold.
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04-06-2001, 05:26 AM	#13
TC Guest Posts: n/a	i liked the character actor who played fillipe,the long suffering assistant chef,and when jack pretended to be someone else,and this girl comes in to the kitchen to beat him up,jack turns to fillipe and says,why didn't you help;and he says"she no need no help"
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04-08-2001, 04:19 PM	#14
JChavez925 Guest Posts: n/a	These probably aren't exact, but Chrissy (when Jack asks Janet to call heads or tails from a coin toss): Why does she get to pick? Jack: Chrissy, it doesn't matter. Chrissy: Yes it does, she gets two choices and I don't get any. Jack: All these years it always seemed so fair... Jack: What do you want me to do? Chrissy: Just do what I do. Jack: What are you going to be doing? Chrissy: The same thing you'll be doing only I'll be doing it first. Mr Roper: No parties in this building! Mrs. Roper: Is that your final word? Mr. Roper: Yes! Mrs. Roper: Good, then we won't be hearing any more out of you. Bank manager: You see Mr. Tripper, this bank can only lend money to people who can pay it back. Jack: Well I think that's awfully selfish of you. Police Officer (asking for a urine test): Can you fill this? Jack: Not from here Larry: It's not often that a single guy like me gets a home cooked meal. Janet: Why don't you get married? Larry: I've never been that hungry. Larry: I'm so tired of making the trip back and forth, and last night, I ran out of gas. Jack: On the way to <Larry's Girlfriend's> place? Larry: No, worse, in my apartment. Jack (in a mad rage, looking for Cindy's jerk boyfriend): Are you <so and so>? Big, muscular guy in bar: No. Jack: Thank God... In the episode where Chrissy and Janet buy a pie for Jack's pie contest- Jack: Chrissy, you seem so nervous, you're acting like that's your pie out there. Chrissy: So are you! Furley (when trying to convince the judge that Jack is innocent of sexual harassment): You see, you don't accuse a guy of hit and run who's never even driven a car!
JChavez925 Guest Posts: n/a

02-03-2001, 02:33 PM	#2
Pavan SO News/Reviews Director Administrator Forum Superstar Join Date: Feb 17, 2000 Location: Linden, NJ (Where Hal Linden got his last name from!) Posts: 26,814	Jack: You just ruined that girl! Mr. Furley: I never touched her! LOL

03-24-2001, 12:26 AM	#4
Josh9125 Member Senior Member Join Date: Mar 19, 2001 Location: Sunset Beach, NC Posts: 2,912	"When I was your age, I was 14 too!" ~Chrissy Snow~

03-24-2001, 09:50 PM	#5
factsfanatic Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Dec 13, 2000 Location: SC Posts: 125	This one has got to be a Chrissy classic, When she is reading the paper and says, Oh my God, it happened again I have been reading the paper all week and everybody dies in ABC order. Then Jack says he should change his name to Jack Zipper. I love that line.

03-25-2001, 12:44 AM	#6
Karen64 Comedy Fan Senior Member Join Date: Mar 24, 2001 Location: Kansas Posts: 1,412	Janet: "Jack-this is no laughing matter!!" (after she walks in and finds Jack, grimacing and doubled over in pain after being punched in the stomach by Chrissy's boyfriend)

03-27-2001, 04:47 PM	#7
Joyce DeWitt Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jan 02, 2001 Location: Manlius,NY (where the movie Snow Day was set) Posts: 450	How about the one Chrissy and Jack say? Jack: The weather is so unpredictable. Chrissy: Yea, nice one day, nice the next. Or how about this one? I'M PETER LORRY! Ok, that's not from TC! ------------------ Jack: "This is a job for the man of the house." Janet: "I did not kiss Larry!" Chrissy: "Snort snort." Mr. Roper: "Not tonight Helen, I got a headache." Mrs. Roper: "Not tonight. That would be a good title for my autobiagraphy." Mr. Furley: "Once a tippytoes, always a tippytoes." Cindy: "I guess I messed things up, huh?" Terri: "Janet? Shut up and get married." KEC JNS

03-27-2001, 05:14 PM	#8
Precious Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Nov 08, 2000 Location: Uncasville, CT 06382 Posts: 254	I loved the quotes from the Ropers such as "Tinkerbell" and "Not tonight Helen!"

03-29-2001, 04:42 PM	#9
Joyce DeWitt Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jan 02, 2001 Location: Manlius,NY (where the movie Snow Day was set) Posts: 450	I like this one: Jack: What do u do when a good looking guy walks into the Reagle Beagle? (pretends 2 walk in) Well? Janet: I'm still waiting 4 the goo looking guy 2 come in. LOL. Also: GRRR! I can't remember. BUT.... I will watch my tape. More 2 come soon! :P I LUV THESE FACES! Especially this one: :P ------------------ Jack: "This is a job for the man of the house." Janet: "I did not kiss Larry!" Chrissy: "Snort snort." Mr. Roper: "Not tonight Helen, I got a headache." Mrs. Roper: "Not tonight. That would be a good title for my autobiagraphy." Mr. Furley: "Once a tippytoes, always a tippytoes." Cindy: "I guess I messed things up, huh?" Terri: "Janet? Shut up and get married." KEC JNS p.s. I'M PETER LORRY!

03-29-2001, 04:45 PM	#10
Joyce DeWitt Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jan 02, 2001 Location: Manlius,NY (where the movie Snow Day was set) Posts: 450	HEY!!!! My fave face didn't work! I'll do A LOT OF THEM NOW: ------------------ Jack: "This is a job for the man of the house." Janet: "I did not kiss Larry!" Chrissy: "Snort snort." Mr. Roper: "Not tonight Helen, I got a headache." Mrs. Roper: "Not tonight. That would be a good title for my autobiagraphy." Mr. Furley: "Once a tippytoes, always a tippytoes." Cindy: "I guess I messed things up, huh?" Terri: "Janet? Shut up and get married." KEC JNS p.s. I'M PETER LORRY!

04-04-2001, 06:23 PM	#11
callmetootie Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Mar 06, 2001 Location: Clifton Park, NY Posts: 4,768	Chrissy: This breakfast is good enough to eat. Chrissy: When I was your age, I was 14 too. Chrissy: Eat your salad before it gets cold. Mr. Roper: Tinkerbell. Mr. Roper: Next time, bring your knitting. Mr. Roper: They don't look real! Mrs. Roper: Not tonight, the perfect title for my autobiography. Mrs. Roper: Could we? Mrs. Ropper: It's about someone's chimes were ringing. Jack: That will be our little secret. Jack: Or better yet give her one! Jack: Some of us are boxers. Cindy: I don't like questions. Cindy: Oh Jack, did I hurt you? Cindy: I'm sorry I had to hit you there. Janet: That's horrible! Janet: Me!!!!!! Janet: I'm good old relieable Janet. Mr. Furley: Water? Mr. Furley: I'm just your....type! Mr. Furley: It's seems like Lana has taken a motherly interest in you young fella. ------------------ Andrew Carden

04-05-2001, 12:58 AM	#12
allen Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Apr 03, 2001 Posts: 134	Jack: You can't get on and I can't get off. Mr. Furley: Ain't that the truth.

05-06-2001, 04:54 PM	#15
Sean Snow moo Forum Fanatic Join Date: May 06, 2001 Location: Georgia Posts: 10,407	Janet(talking about buying Roper's car): Chrissy, it's the answer to our prayers. Chrissy:That's not true. Nobody prayed. Janet:Okay, then let's start. Please, God, make Chrissy change her mind. Jack:Or better yet give her one! Janet:It'll be strictly platonic. Stanley:Oh no it won't! Wait a minute, what does that mean? Helen: Like you and me, Stanley. Stanley:What are you doing? Jack:I'm loosening up my wrist. Stanley:I didn't know you guys had to practice. Chrissy:What's she got that you haven't? Janet: spreads her fingers in front of her chest. Chrissy:Arthritis? Jack:Stop exaggerating, Janet, You'r making mountains out of molehills. ------------------ Janet(talking about buying Roper's car): Chrissy, it's the answer to ourprayers. Chrissy:That's not true. Nobody prayed. Janet:Okay, then let's start. Please, God, make Chrissy change her mind. Jack: Or better yet give her one!