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TVFactFan · 08-17-2004, 11:46 PM

The ep that aired tonight, when Larry and Jack thought the girls wanted to have an affair.

Here is the classic scene

Jack: Wait a minute, if it's not your magazine who magazine is it?

Terri:Alice Green

Jack: Who's Alice Green?

Terri: A patient at the hospital

Larry: You wouldn't happen to have Alice's number would you?

Terri: Larry she's 84 years old!

Larry: WHAT SHE LOOK LIKE??-

LOL LOL LOL LOL

That to me was the funniest TC scene EVER!!!!!!

ThirteenInchEscape · 08-18-2004, 02:50 AM

the funniest scene ever was when Chrissy said to Jack "Ok, you be me and I'll be you" or something, and Jack said "Ok, so I'm you?" then he made the most insane face.

It is on season 2

There are some great lines from all of this, Some of the things Chrissy said were just pricelss, Roper and RF got some good ones in there too. Terry brought a great deadpan with her faces of dread.

Jack was usually less quotable.

there is too much great dialogue to choose from

brasspounder · 08-18-2004, 04:52 PM

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Originally posted by TVShow Analyzer
The ep that aired tonight, when Larry and Jack thought the girls wanted to have an affair.

Here is the classic scene

Jack: Wait a minute, if it's not your magazine who magazine is it?

Terri:Alice Green

Jack: Who's Alice Green?

Terri: A patient at the hospital

Larry: You wouldn't happen to have Alice's number would you?

Terri: Larry she's 84 years old!

Larry: WHAT SHE LOOK LIKE??-

LOL LOL LOL LOL

That to me was the funniest TC scene EVER!!!!!!

This just proves what a slimeball Larry really is!

Chain Gang Member · 08-18-2004, 06:07 PM

I loved that episode

Laike · 08-18-2004, 06:32 PM

Yeah, that was pretty funny. Not the funniest thing ever on TC, but definitely good.

That episode is one of my favorites.

BuffaloBill · 08-18-2004, 08:42 PM

THE top 3 FUNNIEST moments in my opinion were as follows-----
#1- in UP IN THE AIR- when jack takes The Rocket and goes into orbit dances, stumbles and bubles all over falls over the bar and a plant is on his head and is raddling a shaker in his hand. finally later the old women goes up to jack and calls him congressman.

#2- pilot episode- roper tells patticans to "take off those clothes"-
then proceeds to "fondel" them...."but they didnt look real"...you dirty old man"------enough said.

#3- when the fbi is looking for jack -----"miss" jack says owe g-men, chrissy than chimes in and says ..."no f- men".

JtripperGurl4lif · 08-29-2004, 06:16 PM

Nah you all are forgeting the one when they all got the money for the horse races and Chrissy bought that stuffed Giraffe for $2oo that was one of my faveorites!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Im going to buy a joging suit and no one zippes it but me- then he hites his chest by Jack

MRS. Ralph Furley · 08-29-2004, 06:33 PM

i like it when Janet is telling Terry about her date and says that the man "was like a snake with hands" and MR. Furley replys "that makes him a lizard"

Mr. Furley was stupid.

Honey Bear · 08-29-2004, 07:47 PM

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Originally posted by MRS. Ralph Furley
i like it when Janet is telling Terry about her date and says that the man "was like a snake with hands" and MR. Furley replys "that makes him a lizzard" Mr. Furley was stupid.

LOL!
I feel the best Ralph Furley moment of stupidity was when he thought Jack had a baby in Jack's Tattoo. Somebody needs to explain the birds and bees to poor Mr. Furley!

RF: Mother's Day will never be the same!

Janet McFarland · 08-29-2004, 07:51 PM

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Originally posted by Honey Bear
LOL!
I feel the best Ralph Furley moment of stupidity was when he thought Jack had a baby in Jack's Tattoo. Somebody needs to explain the birds and bees to poor Mr. Furley!

RF: Mother's Day will never be the same!

RF cracks me up .. A Night Not to Remember is one of the BEST examples! And just everything about him is just funny! He was such a great character

I Love John Ritter · 08-29-2004, 09:27 PM

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Originally posted by Honey Bear
LOL!
I feel the best Ralph Furley moment of stupidity was when he thought Jack had a baby in Jack's Tattoo. Somebody needs to explain the birds and bees to poor Mr. Furley!

RF: Mother's Day will never be the same!

OMG!! The first time I saw that I laughed so hard! That part was so funny!

But I think that the funniest thing ever has to be Jack's drunk scene in "A Night Not To Remember"! I have seen that a million times, and I still laugh every time I see it!

melody. · 08-29-2004, 09:51 PM

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Originally posted by Honey Bear
LOL!
I feel the best Ralph Furley moment of stupidity was when he thought Jack had a baby in Jack's Tattoo. Somebody needs to explain the birds and bees to poor Mr. Furley!

RF: Mother's Day will never be the same!

Oh my god, that was HILARIOUS.

I think a funny quote was when Chrissy thought she'd lost her sex appeal, and Jack was like, "If I wasn't dating Linda, Chrissy I'd throw you on the couch, rip all your clothes off, and attack you like a mad animal!"

I also love it in Urban Plowboy when Jack, Janet, and Terri walk away from Wally, and they walk like "hicks" I laughed so hard at that part, because for once, that's how they kind of walk where I live.

Fleet · 08-30-2004, 12:32 AM

I like what Janet once said to Jack:

"Sometimes I think the birds and the bees tell their kids about Jack Tripper!"

Honey Bear · 09-02-2004, 11:37 PM

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Originally posted by Fleet
I like what Janet once said to Jack:

"Sometimes I think the birds and the bees tell their kids about Jack Tripper!"

I love that quote!

Vegas Girl · 09-03-2004, 06:34 AM

I liked the episode where Jack was pretending to be David Miller.
A girl was mad and was rolling Jack across the floor. Jack said "Felipe, why didn't you help?" And Felipe says in his funny accent, "She didn't need any help."

08-18-2004, 06:07 PM	#4
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08-29-2004, 06:33 PM	#8
MRS. Ralph Furley Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Aug 15, 2004 Location: Knocking on apt 201's door! Posts: 133	i like it when Janet is telling Terry about her date and says that the man "was like a snake with hands" and MR. Furley replys "that makes him a lizard" Mr. Furley was stupid.
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08-17-2004, 11:46 PM	#1
TVFactFan Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Aug 17, 2002 Posts: 99,038	This has to be the funniest thing ever said on Three's Company The ep that aired tonight, when Larry and Jack thought the girls wanted to have an affair. Here is the classic scene Jack: Wait a minute, if it's not your magazine who magazine is it? Terri:Alice Green Jack: Who's Alice Green? Terri: A patient at the hospital Larry: You wouldn't happen to have Alice's number would you? Terri: Larry she's 84 years old! Larry: WHAT SHE LOOK LIKE??- LOL LOL LOL LOL That to me was the funniest TC scene EVER!!!!!!

08-18-2004, 02:50 AM	#2
ThirteenInchEscape Member Senior Member Join Date: Jul 21, 2004 Location: Palouse, Washington Posts: 1,218	the funniest scene ever was when Chrissy said to Jack "Ok, you be me and I'll be you" or something, and Jack said "Ok, so I'm you?" then he made the most insane face. It is on season 2 There are some great lines from all of this, Some of the things Chrissy said were just pricelss, Roper and RF got some good ones in there too. Terry brought a great deadpan with her faces of dread. Jack was usually less quotable. there is too much great dialogue to choose from
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08-18-2004, 06:32 PM	#5
Laike Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Aug 17, 2004 Location: Florida Posts: 86	Yeah, that was pretty funny. Not the funniest thing ever on TC, but definitely good. That episode is one of my favorites.

08-18-2004, 08:42 PM	#6
BuffaloBill Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Mar 07, 2004 Location: Cheektowaga(Buffalo),NY Posts: 431	THE top 3 FUNNIEST moments in my opinion were as follows----- #1- in UP IN THE AIR- when jack takes The Rocket and goes into orbit dances, stumbles and bubles all over falls over the bar and a plant is on his head and is raddling a shaker in his hand. finally later the old women goes up to jack and calls him congressman. #2- pilot episode- roper tells patticans to "take off those clothes"- then proceeds to "fondel" them...."but they didnt look real"...you dirty old man"------enough said. #3- when the fbi is looking for jack -----"miss" jack says owe g-men, chrissy than chimes in and says ..."no f- men".

08-30-2004, 12:32 AM	#13
Fleet Mansions, limousines & H-ween Forum Star Join Date: Jan 06, 2002 Location: Northridge/Porter Ranch, California Posts: 15,625	I like what Janet once said to Jack: "Sometimes I think the birds and the bees tell their kids about Jack Tripper!"

09-03-2004, 06:34 AM	#15
Vegas Girl Member Senior Member Join Date: Oct 10, 2003 Posts: 1,339	I liked the episode where Jack was pretending to be David Miller. A girl was mad and was rolling Jack across the floor. Jack said "Felipe, why didn't you help?" And Felipe says in his funny accent, "She didn't need any help."