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crystals · 08-17-2004, 12:19 AM

A blonde enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman,
"I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains.

The salesman assures her that they have a large selection of pink
curtains. He shows her several patterns, but the blond seems to be having a hard time choosing.
Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print.

The salesman asks what size curtains she needs and the blond replies
"fifteen inches."

Fifteen inches?"asks the salesman. "That sounds very small: what room
are they for?"

The blond tells him that they aren't for a room; they're for her computer
monitor.

The surprised salesman replies,"but, Miss, computers don't need
curtains!"

Says the blond, "Hellllooooooooo........I've got Windows!

I am Him · 08-17-2004, 02:30 AM

wok wok wok wok

Superstar · 08-17-2004, 04:23 AM

lol

G-Force Glockstar · 08-17-2004, 09:07 AM

EmoJoe · 08-17-2004, 11:20 AM

Brent88 · 08-17-2004, 11:36 AM

TheGreatPretender · 08-17-2004, 12:30 PM

Yay I <3 blonde jokes, we brunettes would never pull something like that.

¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ · 08-17-2004, 07:48 PM

Penny Lane · 08-17-2004, 08:42 PM

Cute!

Dude111 · 10-03-2024, 04:37 PM

I dont think anyone would ever be that daft

08-17-2004, 12:19 AM	#1
crystals Member Senior Member Join Date: Feb 02, 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 1,829	blonde joke (got this in an email) A blonde enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, "I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains. The salesman assures her that they have a large selection of pink curtains. He shows her several patterns, but the blond seems to be having a hard time choosing. Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print. The salesman asks what size curtains she needs and the blond replies "fifteen inches." Fifteen inches?"asks the salesman. "That sounds very small: what room are they for?" The blond tells him that they aren't for a room; they're for her computer monitor. The surprised salesman replies,"but, Miss, computers don't need curtains!" Says the blond, "Hellllooooooooo........I've got Windows!
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08-17-2004, 12:30 PM	#7
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10-03-2024, 04:37 PM	#10
Dude111 Forum Legend Join Date: Nov 05, 2013 Posts: 36,718	I dont think anyone would ever be that daft