"The Odd Quad" Episode 3 - 2 Guys, A Girl, And An Unsanitary Bathroom

[Chad22]

Themesong: "Different People" By No Doubt

CAST
Adam Collins - Chad Doody
Brad Fulton - TF
Jeff Kimble - EFD
Dana Harmon - Ravey
Walter Munson - William Daniels

GUEST STARS
Lucy Munson - Hilary Duff
Mike - Rider Strong
Rhonda - Katie_NY
Mr. Harper - Dave Coulier
Police Officer - Reginald VelJohnson
Cell Mate - Kevin Nash
Stock Boy - Lucas Beatty
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*Brad is shown studying in his room when theres a knock on the door*

Brad: Come In.

*Jeff comes In.*

Jeff: Hey Brad, I'm going to the Grocery store...Need anything?

Brad: No Thanks.

Jeff: You do realize school doesnt start for another Month dont you?

Brad: I Know, But this isnt high school...This is college. I Need to be prepared. Besides, Studying is fun for me.

Jeff: Okey Doke, I'll be back later.

Brad: See Ya.

*Jeff walks out and closes the door. Jeff then walks by the living room to the door and sees Dana & Mike making out on the couch.*

Jeff: Give it a rest will ya?

*Dana & Mike ignore Jeff and continue making out when Adam walks In.*

Adam: Jeff, Can i talk to you for a second?

Jeff: Could we later, Adam? I'm Starving and we have no food in the house....I'm gonna go to the grocery store.

Adam: Ok...

*Jeff walks out the door.*

Adam: Hey Dana, How about you? Could we talk?

*Dana & Mike ignore Adam and continue making out.*

Adam: Fine...If i want some advice i'll go to my best friend...

*Mr. Munson is shown in his apartment when the doorbell rings. He then answers it and sees Adam in the doorway.*

Adam: Mr. Munson, I Need some advice...

Mr. Munson: No

*Mr. Munson closes the door on Adam and starts to walk away when the doorbell rings again. Mr. Munson rolls his eyes and answers it again.*

Adam: C'Mon Mr. Munson....I Already tryed asking Jeff & Dana, They're too busy.

Mr. Munson: Why didnt you ask Mr. Fulton?

Adam: Brad? Nah, Hes busy studying....Besides, I Dont think he really likes me very much.

Mr. Munson: What makes you think that?

Adam: The time he said he doesnt like me very much.

Mr. Munson: But i do?

Adam: Please, Mr. Munson?

Mr. Munson: Oh What is it?

Adam: Well see, I'm 18 years old....Yet i have never had a girlfriend in my life.

Mr. Munson: Why does that not surprise me?

Adam: I've been feeling kind of lonely lately....Especially after seeing Dana & Mike together all the time. I Want what they have.

Mr. Munson: Adam...If you really want to start dating, Then the only advice i have for you is to go out and try to meet girls. Dont be afraid to talk to them, They're human just like You and I.

*Adam Is shown Looking confused.*

Mr. Munson: Well at least Human like I.

Adam: Yeah, But How do i even go about it? Where can i meet girls?

Mr. Munson: Out there, As far away from me as possible. You cant meet girls just hanging around here all day.

*A Young blonde girl is shown walking out of one of the rooms in Mr. Munson's apartment.*

Girl: Uncle Walter, I Was a little cold last night....Do you think i could have an extra pillow tonight? *Looks at Adam and smiles* Hi, I'm Lucy.

Adam: *Smiles Back* Hi, I'm ...

Mr. Munson: Just leaving.

Adam: What? But...

Mr. Munson Whispering To Adam: That is my niece, You are to stay away from her.

Adam: But Mr Munson, I....

Mr. Munsom: Out...

*Mr. Munson Pushes Adam out the door and closes it. Adam Starts to walk off when Lucy comes out.*

Lucy: Dont mind Uncle Walter, Hes just overly protective. I'm staying with him for the week while my Parents are in New York.

Adam: New York? On Vacation?

Lucy: More of a business trip, actually. We live in San Francisco.

Adam: Awesome.....Hey....Would you be interested in going out some time? Maybe to a movie or something?

Lucy: When?

Adam: I Dunno....How about tonight?

Lucy: I'd Love to. You can just pick me up at Uncle Walter's apartment. About 7?

Adam: Ok!

*Adam smiles and walks off as Lucy is shown smiling. Jeff is then shown in the grocery store walking down the aisle and putting stuff in his cart, A Tumbling noise is then heard in his stomache as he looks down on it. He then walks up to a stock boy.*

Jeff: Excuse me, Do you have a bathroom?

Stock Boy: Yeah *Points* Down there to the right.

Jeff: Ok, Thanks.

*Jeff takes his cat and brings it up to where the stock boy pointed. He than walks in the bathroom. A Shot of him walking in the door is shown as his face turns to horror and the theme from Psycho plays, He then runs out.*

Jeff: OH MY GOD...

*Jeff walks up to a cashier.*

Jeff: Excuse me *Looks at Cashier's nametag* Rhonda, I Have a complaint.

Rhonda: Whats that, Sir?

Jeff: Your bathroom over there...

Rhonda: Yes?

Jeff: ITS UNSANITARY!!!!

Rhonda: What seems to be the problem with it, sir?

Jeff: The toilet hasnt been flushed, The Toilet paper is dirty, And there appears to be some kind of LIFE FORM Growing in the sink.

Rhonda: Thats really not my area, sir.

Jeff: Yes, But you work here....Therefor i am complaining to you.

Rhonda: Theres a gas station across the street, Go to the bathroom there.

Jeff: I Dont Want to go to the bathroom in the gas station, I Wanted to go to the bathroom here.....And I Should be able to go to the bathroom here without having to complain, But obviously whoever cleans the bathroom did a horrible job.

*Rhonda rolls her eyes as Jeff continues. Brad is then shown in his room still studying when Adam walks in.*

Adam: *Smiling* Yo Brad, Your turn to take out the garbage.

Brad: Yeah, I'll get it in a few...

Adam: Ok, But dont be too long....Its starting to reak.

Brad: Whats with the big smile?

Adam: You wont believe it....I have a date tonight!

Brad: Wow. Congratulations, Man.

Adam: Thanks. I Gotta go get ready, The dates at 7.

Brad: But its only 2...

Adam: Hey, I Wanna look perfect for this!

*Adam walks off as Brad laughs. Dana & Mike are shown still making out when Brad walks by with the garbage.*

Brad: Oh get a life...

*They continue making out as Brad is shown walking outside and runs into Lucy.*

Lucy: Hi

Brad: *Looking impressed with her looks* Hi.

*Brad brings the bag of garbage to the dumpster and throws it in.*

Lucy: I'm Lucy.

Brad: I'm Brad. Are you new around here?

Lucy: Yeah...My Parents are out of town so i've been staying with My Uncle Walter.

Brad: Uncle Walter?....Mr. Munson?

Lucy: Yeah.

Brad: He never mentioned he had a niece.

Lucy: *Laughs* He probably didnt want you to know cause you're a boy.

Brad: *Laughs* So...You Seeing anyone?

Lucy: No....Nothing serious.

Brad: Wanna go out some time?

Lucy: Sure! When do you have in mind?

Brad: How about tonight?

Lucy: Uhhh....Ok. About 9?

Brad: Isnt that a little late to pick someone up for a date?

Lucy: I kinda have something to do, First.

Brad: Ok. I'll pick you up at 9, then?

Lucy: How about we meet at the movie theater? We could catch the late show.

Brad: Sounds Great. See ya there.

*Brad smiles at Lucy and walks back into the apartment. Adam is in the bathroom messing with his hair when Brad walks up to him.*

Brad: Looks like we both have dates tonight.

Adam: Really? Thats great man, I'm happy for ya.

Brad: I'm happy for you too.

Adam: Are we...Bonding right now?

Brad: Yeah....I Guess we are.

*Adam & Brad both smile. Jeff is then shown still complaining to Rhonda as a long line of angry customers stand behind him.*

Jeff: And another thing....That sign over there said the bathroom was sanitized for my protection, Well let me tell you missy....That bathroom was NOT Sanitized for my protection!

Customer: Hey, Hurry it up pal.

Customer 2: Yeah, SOME Of us actually have lives.

Jeff: *Angrily* HEY HEY HEY.....Theres always time for cleanliness!

Rhonda: Please move along, sir....They're ARE other customers.

Jeff: I Am not leaving until i get a pleasent bathroom experience.

*Just then a main in a suit walks up.*

Man: Is there a problem here?

Rhonda: Yes Mr. Harper, This guy is holding up the line.

Jeff: Are you the manager?

Mr. Harper: Yeah. What seems to be the problem?

Jeff: Sir....Your bathroom here is UNSANITARY.

Mr. Harper: Its a public restroom, What do you expect?

Jeff: I Expect you to at least put an effort into making your bathrooms clean.

Mr. Harper: Sir, I Hate to be rude....But you are annoying the customers and myself. Could you kindly leave this store?

Jeff: I'm not leaving until i can use a clean bathroom.

Mr. Harper: I Dont want to have to call the police, But i will if needed.

Jeff: Fine.....I'll go.......BUT I'LL BE BACK! I WILL NOT STAND FOR UNSANITARYNESS....I MUST TAKE A STAND FOR EVERYONE THAT TAKES PRIDE IN WHERE THEY TINKLE, I MUST STAND FOR ALL THE GERMAPHOBICS, I MUST STAND....

*Security Guards walk up and drag Jeff away as he starts kicking and screaming the everyone in the Grocery Store applauds the fact that hes leaving. Back at the house Adam is just walking out when Jeff walks In.*

Jeff: Adam, You are not gonna believe what happened to me....It was a crime to humanity, It was...

Adam: Tell me later, Jeff. I Have a date.

*Adam walks out as Jeff looks confused.*

Jeff: A Date?!

*Brad comes in.*

Jeff: Hey Brad, Did you know Adam...

Brad: Cant talk now, Jeff. Getting ready for my date.

*Brad grabs something off the counter and walks back into the bathroom as Jeff looks even more confused.*

Jeff: So much happens when i'm gone....

*Jeff Looks in at Dana & Mike still making out on the couch.*

Jeff: Although apparently not in THAT Section of the apartment.

*Jeff walks into his bedroom as theres a knock on the door. Brad walks out of the bathroom And opens it as Mr. Munson walks In.*

Mr. Munson: I'm here for the rent, Mr. Fulton.

Brad: Yeah, Hold On.

*Brad walks over to the counter and grabs an envelope, Then hands it to Mr. Munson.*

Mr. Munson: You sure are dressed up tonight.

Brad: Yeah, I Have a date with...

Mr. Munson: Spare me the details, Mr. Fulton. I Do have other tenants to get rent from.

Brad: Right...Sorry.

*Mr. Munson rolls his eyes and walks out the door As Brad walks back into the bathroom. Jeff then walks out of his bedroom wearing an all black suit and puts a black mask on.*

Jeff: Dont wait up...

*Jeff walks out as Dana & Mike continue making out and ignoring everything. Adam is then shown at the movie theater sitting next to Lucy and watching the movie.*

Lucy: *Whispering* What are you waiting for...?

Adam: What do you mean?

Lucy: Arent we going to make out?

Adam: You mean....Just like that?

Lucy: Thats what people usualy do on dates at the movies.

Adam: So whats the movie for?

Lucy: Its part of the scenery.

Adam: Good enough for me.

*Adam & Lucy start to make out. The movie then ends and people start to leave.*

Lucy: Oh No...

Adam: What is it?

Lucy: What time is it?

Adam: *Looks at watch* 8:50

Lucy: You have to go...

Adam: What? Dont you want me to walk you home?

Lucy: No....I Mean, I Have something else to do tonight.

Adam: At 9 o'clock?

Lucy: Yes, I'm meeting some friends later, So GO.

Adam: Ok Ok...

*Adam stands up.*

Adam: Well, I Had a great time...

Lucy: *Quickly* Yeah, Me too. Bye bye

*Adam Looks confused and walks out as Lucy lets out a sigh. A Few moments later Brad walks up and sits down next to her.*

Lucy: Hey.

Brad: Hey....Strange, I Coulda sworn i just seen my roomate walk out.

Lucy: *Shocked* Your....Roomate?

Brad: Yeah...Musta came here with his date. Hes been talking about it all day.

Lucy: Must be a special girl.

Brad: I Doubt shes as special as you.

*Brad & Lucy start to make out when Adam walks back in.*

Adam: WHAT THE?....

Lucy: ADAM....WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

Adam: I dropped my wallet....Imagine my surprise when i see THIS.

Brad: Wait....You 2 know each other? What the heck is going on?

Adam: You stole my girl...Thats what.

Brad: Wait, YOUR Girl? I'm the one out on a date with her.

Adam: So was i....OURS JUST GOT DONE!

Brad: Lucy...Tell this idiot hes mistaking you for someone else.

Adam: No Lucy, Tell this guy to get lost for trying to force himself on an inocent girl.

Lucy: Uhhhh

Brad: Lucy?...

Adam: Lucy?...

Lucy: Uhhhhhhh

Brad & Adam? LUCY?!

*Lucy Looks nervous as Adam & Brad try to get an explanation out of her. The Inside of the grocery store is then shown late at night as Jeff is shown coming down on a rope from the ceiling. He then gets to the ground and unties the rope, Then pulls a scrub brush out of his his pocket and heads towards the bathroom. He takes off his mask, Stops and looks around a second, Then proceeds to walk into the bathroom. Adam & Brad are then shown sitting in a booth at Tony's pizzaeria.*

Brad: I Cant believe she made dates with both of us on the same night.

Adam: Well you heard what she said....She didnt know we were roomates.

Brad: Things woulda been just great if you hadnt gotten involved.

Adam: WHAT?! I Saw her first...

Brad: So what? She obviously made the date with you before she met me, And only went through with your date to be nice.

Adam: Listen to us man....This girl is tearing our friendship apart.

Brad: *Sarcasticly Laughs* What friendship?

Adam: ....What?

Brad: We're roomates, Adam. We're not friends...We dont even get along.

*Adam looks at Brad a few seconds in disbelief, Then walks off. Brad lets out a sigh knowing he just made a mistake. Mr. Munson is then shown walking into a jail, He walks up to the front desk where a police officer is standing.*

Police Officer: Can i help you?

Mr. Munson: Yes, I Recieved a phonecall from Mr. Kimble.

Police Officer: *Laughs* The nut that broke into the grocery store to clean the bathroom?

Mr. Munson: Yes....Thats Him.

Police Officer: Come with me.

*The Police Officer stands up as Him and Mr. Munson walk to the cell. Jeff is shown in the cell cleaning the wall.*

Police Officer: HEY.....I WARNED YOU!

Jeff's Cell Mate: Leave him alone....Its nice to see someone finally Care about cleanliness in here. And would it hurt ya to get some curtains?

Police Officer: Quiet, You....*Looks at Mr. Munson* You have 5 minutes.

*The Police officer walks off. Mr. Munson then looks at Jeff annoyed as Jeff puts on a fake smile.*

Mr. Munson: Mr. Kimble....Why me?

Jeff: Well Adam & Brad are out on dates, And Danas home.....But her and Mike dont seem to acknowledge anything going on anymore.

Mr. Munson: Breaking in to clean the bathroom?! I Knew you were a weirdo, But come on, man.

Jeff: Listen Mr. Munson, I Know what i did was wrong....But my intentions were right. Plus i at least made their bathroom useable for other people. I Broke a law in the name of good, Like Robin Hood.

Mr. Munson: Oh please, You didnt steal from the rich and give to the poor....You cleaned a sink.

Jeff: Yes, But to all the germophobics of the world, It was an incredible act of heroism.....Think you could bail me out?

Mr. Munson: *Sighs* I Suppose so...You already dragged me out of bed. So long as you pay me back.

*The Police Officer walks back In.*

Mr. Munson: How much to bail him out?

Police Officer: Actually, Hes free to go. The store owner called and said he wont press charges, So long as he doesnt step within 100 feet of the store ever again.

*The Police Officer lets Jeff out of the cell. Jeff & Mr. Munson then start to talk as they walk off.*

Mr. Munson: Too bad it wasnt my Apartment you broke into...

Jeff: Whys that?

Mr. Munson: Because then you couldnt come within 100 feet of that.

*Mr. Munson & Jeff walk out of the police station. The apartment is then shown as Adam walks in looking depressed as Brad follows in a few seconds later.*

Brad: Listen, Adam....I Didnt mean it like that.

Adam: *Mad* Then how did you mean it? You hate me....No need to sugarcoat it.

Brad: Adam....I Dont hate you. You're annoying, Lazy, Sometimes i want to send you on a one way plane to abu dabi...

Adam: *Sarcasticly* Way to make me feel better, Brad,

Brad: The point is you annoy me, But....Maybe i do think of you as a friend.

Adam: Maybe?

Brad: Ok Ok.....I DO Thinki of you as a friend.....Its just hard for me to admit that because we're so....

Adam: Different?

Brad: Yeah.

Adam: Everyones different, Man. If we were all the same it'd be boring......If we were all like you it'd be REALLY Boring.

*Brad lets out a slight laugh*

Adam: Doesnt mean we cant be friends.

Brad: You're right.....And we cant let some girl come between our friendship...Even if she is hot.

Adam: Yeah....*Smiles* She was really hot.

Brad: EXTREMELY Hot.

Adam: Hotty Hot Hot Hot Times 20.

Brad: Hotter than hot itself.

Adam: Brad....

Brad: Yeah?

Adam: Are we bonding again?...

Brad: *Smiles* Yeah.....I Think we are.

Adam: I Like that.

Brad: .....I Like it too. Lets go get some sleep.

Adam: *Weirded Out* I Dont think we bonded THAT Much, Brad.

Brad: *Annoyed* Not TOGETHER You Buffoon...

Adam: Oh.....I Knew that.

*Adam & Brad walk towards both of their bedrooms as Dana & Mike are shown again making out on the couch.*



*The End credits start to roll down as a split screen appears with the end of the episode. Dana & Mike are on the couch making out when they suddenly stop.*

Mike: Hey, Dana...

Dana: Yeah?

Mike: I Think i should probably go now...

Dana: Noooo I Dont want you to go.

Mike: No i HAVE To "Go"....We've made out for 3 days straight and the tank is not only full, But its overflowing.

Dana: Oh...

*Mike stands up and trys to walk but can barely walk due to his overfilled Bladder.*

Dana: Boy....Its been quiet around here for days.

*Dana Stands up and walks off as the scene fades.*

[Cactus Jack]

Great job!

[Zuzzy]

That was funny

[Moonlight Lady]

I love it man! Rhonda's awesome

[Stormtracker TF]

That's hilarious.