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ABlairican Pie · 08-08-2004, 12:17 PM

In "honor" of Mary K. Letourneau's release from prison, we have come up with a list of *special* songs that may have a special place in her heart:

Hot For Teacher--Van Halen
Christine Sixteen--KISS
Seventeen--Winger
Does Your Mother Know--ABBA
Too Young to Fall in Love--Motley Crue
Mama--Genesis
Crazy Mary--Pearl Jam

Any others?

Married In the Playground--Truly (an early 90's Seattle band featuring former Soundgarden bassist Hiro Yamamoto and former Screaming Trees drummer Mark Pickerell)
You're Having My Baby--Paul Anka
Teacher Teacher Teach Me Love--??
Don't Stand So Close to Me--The Police
When I Kissed the Teacher--ABBA
Some Girls Are Bigger Than Others--The Smiths

consentida · 08-08-2004, 12:21 PM

Alright....I gotta admit....that was funny.

ABlairican Pie · 08-08-2004, 12:27 PM

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Originally posted by consentida
Alright....I gotta admit....that was funny.

Yeah, I don't mean anything unkind about Mary K., no Schadenfreude, but I just had to put out a list of songs like these.

Schadenfreude=shameful joy; getting pleasure from another's misfortune.

consentida · 08-08-2004, 12:33 PM

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Originally posted by Captain ABlairica
Yeah, I don't mean anything unkind about Mary K., no Schadenfreude, but I just had to put out a list of songs like these.

Schadenfreude=shameful joy; getting pleasure from another's misfortune.

And it was a great idea. Now I'll end up spending my day thinking of songs to put on this list. lol.

TJL · 08-08-2004, 04:33 PM

Coo Coo Ca-choo, Mrs. Robinson...

Jrnygrl · 08-08-2004, 05:47 PM

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Originally posted by Captain ABlairica
Yeah, I don't mean anything unkind about Mary K., no Schadenfreude, but I just had to put out a list of songs like these.

Schadenfreude=shameful joy; getting pleasure from another's misfortune.

Hey she brought it on herself. I liked your list. Funny stuff.

ABlairican Pie · 08-08-2004, 06:18 PM

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Originally posted by Jrnygrl
Hey she brought it on herself. I liked your list. Funny stuff.

Yep, she did. Don't do the child if you can't do the time, you could say.

Dean Winchester · 08-08-2004, 06:34 PM

Celebrate Youth - Rick Springfield
Edge Of Seventeen - Stevie Nicks

Penny Lane · 08-08-2004, 07:28 PM

Mama Told Me Not To Come- Three Dog Night

Sorry! I just couldn't resist!

AKA · 08-08-2004, 07:39 PM

Be True To Your School - The Beach Boys
Young Boy - Paul McCartney
Children's Crusade - Sting
Mother's Little Helper - The Rolling Stones
Little Children - Brian Wilson

Penny Lane · 08-08-2004, 08:25 PM

Swingin' School- Bobby Rydell

Steve M. · 08-08-2004, 09:27 PM

Teacher I Need You - Elton John

(It follows "Daniel" on Don't Shoot Me, I'm Only the Piano Player. )

ABlairican Pie · 08-09-2004, 12:17 AM

Teacher--by Jethro Tull
Teach Your Children Well--by Crosby, Stills & Nash
Let's Pretend We're Married--Prince

Penny Lane · 08-09-2004, 09:24 AM

Abigail Beecher(My History Teacher)- Freddie Cannon

Penny Lane · 08-09-2004, 09:26 AM

Maggie Mae- Rod Stewart

I Think We're Alone Now- Tommy James and the Shondells

08-08-2004, 12:17 PM	#1
ABlairican Pie Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Dec 12, 2001 Location: Living where cats reign more Supreme than a pizza. Posts: 31,620	Songs ya shouldn't play around Mary K. In "honor" of Mary K. Letourneau's release from prison, we have come up with a list of special songs that may have a special place in her heart: Hot For Teacher--Van Halen Christine Sixteen--KISS Seventeen--Winger Does Your Mother Know--ABBA Too Young to Fall in Love--Motley Crue Mama--Genesis Crazy Mary--Pearl Jam Any others? Married In the Playground--Truly (an early 90's Seattle band featuring former Soundgarden bassist Hiro Yamamoto and former Screaming Trees drummer Mark Pickerell) You're Having My Baby--Paul Anka Teacher Teacher Teach Me Love--?? Don't Stand So Close to Me--The Police When I Kissed the Teacher--ABBA Some Girls Are Bigger Than Others--The Smiths
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08-08-2004, 07:28 PM	#9
Penny Lane Butter Pie Forum Icon Join Date: Jul 03, 2001 Location: Beneath the blue suburban skies Posts: 51,039	Mama Told Me Not To Come- Three Dog Night Sorry! I just couldn't resist!
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08-08-2004, 12:21 PM	#2
consentida oh, you pretty things Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Jan 21, 2002 Location: New York Posts: 3,841	Alright....I gotta admit....that was funny.

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TJL Suburbanite Extrordinaire Forum Star Join Date: Dec 29, 2001 Location: New Jersey - the cradle of civilization Posts: 16,591	Coo Coo Ca-choo, Mrs. Robinson...

08-08-2004, 06:34 PM	#8
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AKA Member Forum Star Join Date: Dec 17, 2001 Posts: 15,746	Be True To Your School - The Beach Boys Young Boy - Paul McCartney Children's Crusade - Sting Mother's Little Helper - The Rolling Stones Little Children - Brian Wilson

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Penny Lane Butter Pie Forum Icon Join Date: Jul 03, 2001 Location: Beneath the blue suburban skies Posts: 51,039	Swingin' School- Bobby Rydell

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Steve M. Back on the road to reality Forum Superstar Join Date: Nov 07, 2003 Location: New Jersey Posts: 33,285	Teacher I Need You - Elton John (It follows "Daniel" on Don't Shoot Me, I'm Only the Piano Player. )

08-09-2004, 12:17 AM	#13
ABlairican Pie Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Dec 12, 2001 Location: Living where cats reign more Supreme than a pizza. Posts: 31,620	Teacher--by Jethro Tull Teach Your Children Well--by Crosby, Stills & Nash Let's Pretend We're Married--Prince

08-09-2004, 09:24 AM	#14
Penny Lane Butter Pie Forum Icon Join Date: Jul 03, 2001 Location: Beneath the blue suburban skies Posts: 51,039	Abigail Beecher(My History Teacher)- Freddie Cannon

08-09-2004, 09:26 AM	#15
Penny Lane Butter Pie Forum Icon Join Date: Jul 03, 2001 Location: Beneath the blue suburban skies Posts: 51,039	Maggie Mae- Rod Stewart I Think We're Alone Now- Tommy James and the Shondells