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Warm & Fuzzy · 08-06-2004, 09:08 PM

Received this in the mail today:

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A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota. The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn, the wife likes to read. One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.

Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and continues to read her book. Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says,

"Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading a book," She replies, (Thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")

"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.

"I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."

"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.

"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."

"Have a nice day ma'am", and he left.

consentida · 08-06-2004, 09:10 PM

That's great.

Chad22 · 08-06-2004, 09:11 PM

Ewan's My Man · 08-06-2004, 09:12 PM

LMAO, that's awesome.

*Pleasant Tomorrow* · 08-06-2004, 09:16 PM

lolz

crystals · 08-07-2004, 05:10 AM

I've heard that joke before. That's a good one.

webuster · 08-07-2004, 07:41 AM

LMAO!!!

Rhiannon · 08-07-2004, 10:06 AM

ThirteenInchEscape · 08-07-2004, 12:34 PM

it's that type of thing that is why it's good I'm not a woman or a minority. I would pull **** of that nature constantly

Dude111 · 07-24-2024, 01:45 PM

I needed a good laugh today! (Scanning the bases is worth it)

08-06-2004, 09:08 PM	#1
Warm & Fuzzy Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Feb 02, 2001 Posts: 10,254	Never Underestimate The Power of Women Received this in the mail today: . A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota. The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn, the wife likes to read. One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and continues to read her book. Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading a book," She replies, (Thinking, "Isn't that obvious?") "You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her. "I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading." "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up." "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman. "But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden. "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment." "Have a nice day ma'am", and he left.
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08-06-2004, 09:12 PM	#4
Ewan's My Man I'll Cover You Forum Veteran Join Date: Sep 29, 2001 Location: Beneath the opera house... Posts: 5,682	LMAO, that's awesome.
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08-06-2004, 09:16 PM	#5
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08-07-2004, 05:10 AM	#6
crystals Member Senior Member Join Date: Feb 02, 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 1,829	I've heard that joke before. That's a good one.
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08-07-2004, 10:06 AM	#8
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08-06-2004, 09:10 PM	#2
consentida oh, you pretty things Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Jan 21, 2002 Location: New York Posts: 3,841	That's great.

08-06-2004, 09:11 PM	#3
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08-07-2004, 07:41 AM	#7
webuster Member Senior Member Join Date: Aug 26, 2002 Posts: 2,150	LMAO!!!

08-07-2004, 12:34 PM	#9
ThirteenInchEscape Member Senior Member Join Date: Jul 21, 2004 Location: Palouse, Washington Posts: 1,218	it's that type of thing that is why it's good I'm not a woman or a minority. I would pull **** of that nature constantly
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07-24-2024, 01:45 PM	#10
Dude111 Forum Legend Join Date: Nov 05, 2013 Posts: 36,451	I needed a good laugh today! (Scanning the bases is worth it)