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CliffClavin · 08-04-2004, 11:09 PM

List some commercials that annoy the hell out of you, Ok ?

My one commercial is :

Verizon : There commercial with dork with glasses walking around saying " Can you hear me now ? ......Good " I just wanna beat that guy until he's bloody & bashed.

BowWowsBaby · 08-04-2004, 11:10 PM

the friendlys commercials make me wanna puke

Hollow · 08-04-2004, 11:28 PM

I made a long list of them a while ago here, i'll just copy and paste it. i added to it some though.

- The club cracker commercials. I saw it once and heard the theme song.. since then i've violently dashed to the TV and turned it off whenever it comes on.

- Car commercials. Blah, blah, blah, 0% APR, 10 year warrently, 100,000 mile gas mileage.. it's always the SAME CRAP. Except i <3 that one where some people try to push someone's car off a cliff to piss them off and it lands perfectly without any damage and they're like noooooo. THAT is the only good one. I'm proud of that company for thinking outside the box and making an appealing car commercial.

- Goldberg and osbourne commercials.. they're some stupid lawyers, i think they're just local though. seems to me they TRY to bore the crap out of everyone with their commercials.

- The new pepto bismal commercial. rip off of ebay commercials.

- That GOD DAMN "FEED THE CHILDREN" COMMERCIAL. RRRRRRRR. They seriously try to brainwash you into making that damn phone call and feeding the damn children. "You don't call because you're busy, and you're not busy now, so go call now." When they film it they obviously set up a scene that looks all poor and torn up and they give the kids sloppy costumes to wear and tell them to make sad faces.

- Debt free commercials. Pardon but isn't there a bill you have to pay for watching TV? And if you're in debt why the hell would you be watching saturday night live and spending more money?

- Ovaltine commercials. They talk **** about nesquik and say it has no vitamins when it does. They're also the most conceited and arrogant people in the universe. They get the lamest most horrible actors ever and make them say **** like "Is that nestle quik?" "Get real! It's rich chocolate ovaltine?"

- That new stupid dr. pepper commercial with lee ann rimes singing that obnoxious song. god damn annoying lady. actually i hate all the new doctor pepper commmercials with that annoying song, but the one with lee ann rimes is the worst.

- Any weight loss (minus michael thurmon's) commercial. They ALL say the SAME DAMN CRAP. "I lost 38 lbs, i lost 28 lbs, i lost 57 lbs, blah blah blah." There is NO DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ANY OF THEM. EXCEPT for Michael Thurmon's 6-week body makeover. I, being an infomercial whore, see it alot, i've seen how it works and it really is impossible to fail.

- The bareminerals infomercial. Even before i learned about advertising strategies in school, it was so easy to see the ways they tried to mislead and brainwash you into buying their goddamn makeup. It's foundation and they had before/after pictures of the ladies that used it. in the before pictures they made them look all ugly, and in the after pictures, they not only added the foundation, but they also put on lipstick, blush, eyeshadow etc, they made sure their faces were clear, and they made their hair look better. They also talk about liquid foundatio like it's just the most disgusting thing everrrrr! They said one of the ladies on the set was a "brave, brave girl" for putting some one. i want to call them an obscene name but that's so pathetic i can't even think of one..

- The infomercial about ony little's gazelle secret ****. WHY DOES HE HAVE TO ****ING SCREAM THE WHOLE TIME! Not only does he talk like we're 289 miles away but he says the most annoying things. So does his stupid assistant. "AFFORDABLE.. PORTABLE.. AND TOTALLY... SOTRABLE!" the world would be such a better place if he would shut his damn mouth.

- Any commercial with billy mayes. Like his long-lost brother tony little, he feels the need to SCREAM at us like we're going deaf and the building's on fire.

- The enzyte commercials. They use Bob to kind of catch attention and amuse the people watching.. but they're just boring. And they always play them twice in a row. Annoying.

- Any commercial the TV guide channel makes about themself. WAY WAY WAY OVERPLAYED AND ANNOYING. I know in my heart that the current one that features kelly clarkson messing up during an interview was made to annoy me. If i see it again i'm gonna punch my fist through the TV. Plus they're just a bunch of conceited bastards who think they are the channel of america. Everything is all about them.

- McDonald's commercials. "Hey, hip hop is really popular now, so if we made our restaurant look like a hip-hoppy place with hip hop in our commercials, we'd get more business because everyone will think we're cool!" oh man, you should compare the current commercials to the ones they made in like the 60's. it's so sad how they've gone from "you deserve a break today" to "BAH BAH BAH BAH BAH! I'M LOVIN' IT FO' RIZZLE, G!"

- Any commercial that just tries to mislead you/brainwash you/persuade you to buy it too much. Kill. DESTROY!

Yeah ok, that's all i can think of. And one last thing:

EBAY, GEICO AND LOCAL COMMERCIALS OWN ALL.

Jo_Luvs_Ketchup · 08-04-2004, 11:38 PM

Omg one commercial that annoys me the most is the Pepto Bismal commercial where they have the little dance.."Nausea,..Heartburn,..Indigestion,..Upset stomach,..Diarrhea..YAY PEPTO BISMAL!" OMG I HATE THAT COMMERCIAL!!!!

BowWowsBaby · 08-04-2004, 11:39 PM

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Originally posted by JinnyGirl88
Omg one commercial that annoys me the most is the Pepto Bismal commercial where they have the little dance.."Nausea,..Heartburn,..Indigestion,..Upset stomach,..Diarrhea..YAY PEPTO BISMAL!" OMG I HATE THAT COMMERCIAL!!!!

I looooooove those commercials

vienna waits · 08-04-2004, 11:44 PM

That Lenny Kravitz Target commercial.

cakeisgood · 08-05-2004, 05:51 AM

The one for Dairy Queen that shows that woman blindfolded and she taste-tsting or something to see which shake is better, I think. And the DQ one is so good she doesn't want to give it back. And then she runs into a wall and falls down. Ooh, funny, she fell down and hurt herself cuz the drink was good and she wanted to keep it. I'm so sick of all these stupid commercials that aim at the lowest common denominator. I want to kick someone's ass everytime I see this commercial.

Rhiannon · 08-05-2004, 08:34 AM

ones with Kelly Ripa talking about coloring her hair or drinking flavored water.

the one with Julianne Moore for Rvelon Lip Gloss.

~*Dailey'sGurl*~ · 08-05-2004, 08:58 AM

I hate the Imodium commercial where that man and woman are listening to some music and then the lady gets diarrea (sp?)
I hate that commercial!!

Also, the commercial where they are singing about pepto bismol - who sings about pepto bismol???

I hate birth control commercials.... we won't go there....

I also hate the commercial where the guy is licking the beaters from where the women made the cake and he turns it on and starts screaming

I HATE ALL COMMERCIALS except target commercials, geico commericals, and some others

PZelda · 08-05-2004, 09:47 AM

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Originally posted by cakeisgood
The one for Dairy Queen that shows that woman blindfolded and she taste-tsting or something to see which shake is better, I think. And the DQ one is so good she doesn't want to give it back. And then she runs into a wall and falls down. Ooh, funny, she fell down and hurt herself cuz the drink was good and she wanted to keep it. I'm so sick of all these stupid commercials that aim at the lowest common denominator. I want to kick someone's ass everytime I see this commercial.

OMG...Me too. I !!!HATE!!! that commercial.

Another one that really annoys me is the stupid TrimSpa commercials. SHUT UP, ANNA NICOLE SMITH. JUST SHUT UP. I don't care how much weight you took...Yes, you look great now, but SHEESH! Have you looked at her chest? She has pointy breasts. Ehhhh. Then they're like "TRIMSPA, BABY!" If I hear somebody say that one more time, I'm going to kick their ass.

I also hate the brownie batter one for DQ, too. (The one where the guy gets his tongue caught in the beaters)

Kristina · 08-05-2004, 10:15 AM

The McDonald's commercial where the guy gets it before work and that STUPID ASS song plays. It's the most irritating thing, whenever that commercial is on I get so embarrassed that it even exists.

The other McDonald's commercials where the guys are with those ugly girls that take off their shirts and go to McDonalds, but they have to go in Drive-Thru because in McDonald's you have to be fully clothed. Wow, they could easily just put their shirts back on. And that song is so damn annoying.

The Priceline commercials.

Probably a lot more but that's all I can think of right now.

folfreak25 · 08-05-2004, 12:10 PM

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Originally posted by JinnyGirl88
Omg one commercial that annoys me the most is the Pepto Bismal commercial where they have the little dance.."Nausea,..Heartburn,..Indigestion,..Upset stomach,..Diarrhea..YAY PEPTO BISMAL!" OMG I HATE THAT COMMERCIAL!!!!

OMG, I can not stand that gift sent from hell!

Ewan's My Man · 08-05-2004, 12:13 PM

Any commercial that is "look at these poor sick children...give us money" or something like Christian Children's Fund. It's not that I'm a cold miserable person, but they're so repetitive and so frikin long.

CliffClavin · 08-05-2004, 12:56 PM

That Enzyte commercial where the guy isn't happy then he got enzyte (smiling all the time oh and so is his wife) so now he can get it up & then there is his friend who's sad that he can't so he calls his friend and tells him about enzyte. Guess what now his friend is happy & so is his partner.Ok I get it for hundreth time.
Ugggghhh

I just wanna say that can you hear me now guy I just wanna send him to Hannibal Lector.

CheersChild4life · 08-05-2004, 01:33 PM

The one for like the nike shocks commercial or something where the guy is running around and he like knows an old guy over who's sitting on a bench. Then he runs through people's food. Then he steps on little kids fingers on the monkey bars. I just wanna slap him and say don't you have any damn manners.

08-04-2004, 11:09 PM	#1
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08-04-2004, 11:44 PM	#6
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08-05-2004, 08:34 AM	#8
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08-05-2004, 08:58 AM	#9
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08-04-2004, 11:28 PM	#3
Hollow Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Dec 16, 2001 Posts: 30,406	I made a long list of them a while ago here, i'll just copy and paste it. i added to it some though. - The club cracker commercials. I saw it once and heard the theme song.. since then i've violently dashed to the TV and turned it off whenever it comes on. - Car commercials. Blah, blah, blah, 0% APR, 10 year warrently, 100,000 mile gas mileage.. it's always the SAME CRAP. Except i <3 that one where some people try to push someone's car off a cliff to piss them off and it lands perfectly without any damage and they're like noooooo. THAT is the only good one. I'm proud of that company for thinking outside the box and making an appealing car commercial. - Goldberg and osbourne commercials.. they're some stupid lawyers, i think they're just local though. seems to me they TRY to bore the crap out of everyone with their commercials. - The new pepto bismal commercial. rip off of ebay commercials. - That GOD DAMN "FEED THE CHILDREN" COMMERCIAL. RRRRRRRR. They seriously try to brainwash you into making that damn phone call and feeding the damn children. "You don't call because you're busy, and you're not busy now, so go call now." When they film it they obviously set up a scene that looks all poor and torn up and they give the kids sloppy costumes to wear and tell them to make sad faces. - Debt free commercials. Pardon but isn't there a bill you have to pay for watching TV? And if you're in debt why the hell would you be watching saturday night live and spending more money? - Ovaltine commercials. They talk ** about nesquik and say it has no vitamins when it does. They're also the most conceited and arrogant people in the universe. They get the lamest most horrible actors ever and make them say ** like "Is that nestle quik?" "Get real! It's rich chocolate ovaltine?" - That new stupid dr. pepper commercial with lee ann rimes singing that obnoxious song. god damn annoying lady. actually i hate all the new doctor pepper commmercials with that annoying song, but the one with lee ann rimes is the worst. - Any weight loss (minus michael thurmon's) commercial. They ALL say the SAME DAMN CRAP. "I lost 38 lbs, i lost 28 lbs, i lost 57 lbs, blah blah blah." There is NO DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ANY OF THEM. EXCEPT for Michael Thurmon's 6-week body makeover. I, being an infomercial whore, see it alot, i've seen how it works and it really is impossible to fail. - The bareminerals infomercial. Even before i learned about advertising strategies in school, it was so easy to see the ways they tried to mislead and brainwash you into buying their goddamn makeup. It's foundation and they had before/after pictures of the ladies that used it. in the before pictures they made them look all ugly, and in the after pictures, they not only added the foundation, but they also put on lipstick, blush, eyeshadow etc, they made sure their faces were clear, and they made their hair look better. They also talk about liquid foundatio like it's just the most disgusting thing everrrrr! They said one of the ladies on the set was a "brave, brave girl" for putting some one. i want to call them an obscene name but that's so pathetic i can't even think of one.. - The infomercial about ony little's gazelle secret **. WHY DOES HE HAVE TO ING SCREAM** THE WHOLE TIME! Not only does he talk like we're 289 miles away but he says the most annoying things. So does his stupid assistant. "AFFORDABLE.. PORTABLE.. AND TOTALLY... SOTRABLE!" the world would be such a better place if he would shut his damn mouth. - Any commercial with billy mayes. Like his long-lost brother tony little, he feels the need to SCREAM at us like we're going deaf and the building's on fire. - The enzyte commercials. They use Bob to kind of catch attention and amuse the people watching.. but they're just boring. And they always play them twice in a row. Annoying. - Any commercial the TV guide channel makes about themself. WAY WAY WAY OVERPLAYED AND ANNOYING. I know in my heart that the current one that features kelly clarkson messing up during an interview was made to annoy me. If i see it again i'm gonna punch my fist through the TV. Plus they're just a bunch of conceited bastards who think they are the channel of america. Everything is all about them. - McDonald's commercials. "Hey, hip hop is really popular now, so if we made our restaurant look like a hip-hoppy place with hip hop in our commercials, we'd get more business because everyone will think we're cool!" oh man, you should compare the current commercials to the ones they made in like the 60's. it's so sad how they've gone from "you deserve a break today" to "BAH BAH BAH BAH BAH! I'M LOVIN' IT FO' RIZZLE, G!" - Any commercial that just tries to mislead you/brainwash you/persuade you to buy it too much. Kill. DESTROY! Yeah ok, that's all i can think of. And one last thing: EBAY, GEICO AND LOCAL COMMERCIALS OWN ALL.

08-04-2004, 11:38 PM	#4
Jo_Luvs_Ketchup Member Eternal Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Aug 09, 2003 Posts: 4,195	Omg one commercial that annoys me the most is the Pepto Bismal commercial where they have the little dance.."Nausea,..Heartburn,..Indigestion,..Upset stomach,..Diarrhea..YAY PEPTO BISMAL!" OMG I HATE THAT COMMERCIAL!!!!

08-05-2004, 05:51 AM	#7
cakeisgood Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Jul 04, 2003 Posts: 53	The one for Dairy Queen that shows that woman blindfolded and she taste-tsting or something to see which shake is better, I think. And the DQ one is so good she doesn't want to give it back. And then she runs into a wall and falls down. Ooh, funny, she fell down and hurt herself cuz the drink was good and she wanted to keep it. I'm so sick of all these stupid commercials that aim at the lowest common denominator. I want to kick someone's ass everytime I see this commercial.

08-05-2004, 10:15 AM	#11
Kristina Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Mar 27, 2001 Location: CaLiFoRnIa, UsA Posts: 8,890	The McDonald's commercial where the guy gets it before work and that STUPID ASS song plays. It's the most irritating thing, whenever that commercial is on I get so embarrassed that it even exists. The other McDonald's commercials where the guys are with those ugly girls that take off their shirts and go to McDonalds, but they have to go in Drive-Thru because in McDonald's you have to be fully clothed. Wow, they could easily just put their shirts back on. And that song is so damn annoying. The Priceline commercials. Probably a lot more but that's all I can think of right now.

08-05-2004, 12:13 PM	#13
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08-05-2004, 12:56 PM	#14
CliffClavin Yada Yada Yada Senior Member Join Date: May 04, 2004 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 1,403	That Enzyte commercial where the guy isn't happy then he got enzyte (smiling all the time oh and so is his wife) so now he can get it up & then there is his friend who's sad that he can't so he calls his friend and tells him about enzyte. Guess what now his friend is happy & so is his partner.Ok I get it for hundreth time. Ugggghhh I just wanna say that can you hear me now guy I just wanna send him to Hannibal Lector.

08-05-2004, 01:33 PM	#15
CheersChild4life Absolutely Fabulous Senior Member Join Date: Nov 23, 2002 Location: Somwhere Fabulous Posts: 2,814	The one for like the nike shocks commercial or something where the guy is running around and he like knows an old guy over who's sitting on a bench. Then he runs through people's food. Then he steps on little kids fingers on the monkey bars. I just wanna slap him and say don't you have any damn manners.