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Elvis Fonzie Dean · 08-04-2004, 09:44 PM

What is some of the horrible bathroom experiences any of you had?I had so many especially since i'm a germaphobe

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Dutabi84 · 08-04-2004, 09:47 PM

Being super sick..in the bathroom, and usure whether or not I should have my face or my ass aiming in the toilet.

bandito · 08-04-2004, 09:52 PM

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Originally posted by Dutabi84
Being super sick..in the bathroom, and usure whether or not I should have my face or my ass aiming in the toilet.

david&maddie4ever · 08-04-2004, 10:44 PM

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Originally posted by Dutabi84
Being super sick..in the bathroom, and usure whether or not I should have my face or my ass aiming in the toilet.

How...nice.

I went on a day-trip to this little village place once, and the only bathroom available was one of those portable thingers. It was really dark, so I couldn't see anything. My mom was sitting there gagging the whole time.

Brent88 · 08-04-2004, 11:16 PM

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Originally posted by Dutabi84
Being super sick..in the bathroom, and usure whether or not I should have my face or my ass aiming in the toilet.

My experiences...

*this is a public forum*

*looks around*

Forget it...

BowWowsBaby · 08-04-2004, 11:21 PM

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Originally posted by Brent88

My experiences...

*this is a public forum*

*looks around*

Forget it...

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Being super sick..in the bathroom, and usure whether or not I should have my face or my ass aiming in the toilet.

Elvis Fonzie Dean · 08-04-2004, 11:46 PM

A few years ago, on the night of WWE King Of The Ring, I held in my piss for a long time so I rushed to the bathroom and lifted the toilet seat so fast and it came crashing down WHILE I was peeing.I urinated on the toilet cover and the floor....man...if that happened today....I woulda had a worse heart attack than back then.

Once last year I flooded the bathroom.Luckily I only got my feet wet.Of course I still took a shower.That happened once once before too.I'm not sure, but another time I might have flooded my grandmother's bathroom.

It doesn't flood all the time when the water raises near the rim.It's SCARY when it does that.What makes it even scarier than that is my dad yelling if I do that because he has before when I clogged the toilet with toilet paper.

MandieR1980 · 08-05-2004, 12:30 AM

being at my dad's friend's log cabin in Maine and realizing he didn't have a bathroom he had an OUTHOUSE! which smelled WORSE than a portapotty

dawsongirl · 08-05-2004, 01:33 AM

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Originally posted by Dutabi84
Being super sick..in the bathroom, and usure whether or not I should have my face or my ass aiming in the toilet.

Ass in the toilet, face in the trash can. Best solution.

dawsongirl · 08-05-2004, 01:36 AM

Three words: Self-Flushing Toilets. *shudders*

REDKISH 4X4 · 08-05-2004, 01:46 AM

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Originally posted by dawsongirl
Three words: Self-Flushing Toilets. *shudders*

Agreed.

I had many bad expiriences with poop and the brush, if you know what I mean

AKA · 08-05-2004, 02:02 AM

Not having any reading material...

Janice · 08-05-2004, 02:19 AM

Okay, I can't believe I'm sharing this, but here goes. About 12 years ago, I was a bartender. It was my first night on this job in a nice restaurant. Before I went behind the bar to start my shift, I went to the ladie's room to pee. I was wearing pants, and I'm such a germophobe, that I was almost standing up, instead of crouching lower. I don't go for that cover the seat with toilet paper to sit down thing. As a result of not stooping enough, I peed right onto the back of my pants. I didn't even realize it, until I pulled my pants up.
They were soaking wet. So I was wetting paper towels and cleaning it as much as I could. Then I had to keep using dry paper towels to dry it. I then had my rear end (with pants on) under the electric hand dryer.
I was nervous as hell. I did the best I could, but I had to go to work. I managed to keep my back to the wall until they dried more. Luckily, they were black pants. I smelled like a puddle of piss all night.
It was like a skit. A true Lucille Ball moment. I can laugh about it now, but it was a horrible bathroom experience.

PZelda · 08-05-2004, 02:26 AM

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Originally posted by dawsongirl
Three words: Self-Flushing Toilets. *shudders*

Ohhhh yes...I hate them too. They're all over my college.

Everything in the bathrooms there is automated...Well, almost everything. The toilets flush themselves, you put your hands under the facuet at the sink to make the water run, and you wave your hands in front of the paper towel dispenser to get the paper towels to come out, or you can run your hand under the dryer.

There's a bathroom on one floor at the college where they even have stall doors that close and open when you go up to it.

AKA · 08-05-2004, 02:43 AM

I've got a really awful bathroom experience I could share, but I'm too much of a wuss.

08-04-2004, 09:44 PM	#1
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08-05-2004, 02:19 AM	#13
Janice Retired Admin - Hollywood Swingin' Forum Legend Join Date: Aug 03, 2001 Location: Beantown Posts: 36,388	Okay, I can't believe I'm sharing this, but here goes. About 12 years ago, I was a bartender. It was my first night on this job in a nice restaurant. Before I went behind the bar to start my shift, I went to the ladie's room to pee. I was wearing pants, and I'm such a germophobe, that I was almost standing up, instead of crouching lower. I don't go for that cover the seat with toilet paper to sit down thing. As a result of not stooping enough, I peed right onto the back of my pants. I didn't even realize it, until I pulled my pants up. They were soaking wet. So I was wetting paper towels and cleaning it as much as I could. Then I had to keep using dry paper towels to dry it. I then had my rear end (with pants on) under the electric hand dryer. I was nervous as hell. I did the best I could, but I had to go to work. I managed to keep my back to the wall until they dried more. Luckily, they were black pants. I smelled like a puddle of piss all night. It was like a skit. A true Lucille Ball moment. I can laugh about it now, but it was a horrible bathroom experience.
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08-04-2004, 09:47 PM	#2
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08-04-2004, 11:46 PM	#7
Elvis Fonzie Dean Member Moderator Forum Star Join Date: Jan 02, 2003 Location: theUSofA Posts: 16,672	A few years ago, on the night of WWE King Of The Ring, I held in my piss for a long time so I rushed to the bathroom and lifted the toilet seat so fast and it came crashing down WHILE I was peeing.I urinated on the toilet cover and the floor....man...if that happened today....I woulda had a worse heart attack than back then. Once last year I flooded the bathroom.Luckily I only got my feet wet.Of course I still took a shower.That happened once once before too.I'm not sure, but another time I might have flooded my grandmother's bathroom. It doesn't flood all the time when the water raises near the rim.It's SCARY when it does that.What makes it even scarier than that is my dad yelling if I do that because he has before when I clogged the toilet with toilet paper.

08-05-2004, 01:36 AM	#10
dawsongirl Member Forum Icon Join Date: Jan 04, 2001 Posts: 53,140	Three words: Self-Flushing Toilets. shudders

08-05-2004, 02:02 AM	#12
AKA Member Forum Star Join Date: Dec 17, 2001 Posts: 15,746	Not having any reading material...

08-05-2004, 02:43 AM	#15
AKA Member Forum Star Join Date: Dec 17, 2001 Posts: 15,746	I've got a really awful bathroom experience I could share, but I'm too much of a wuss.