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comet97 · 07-31-2004, 04:00 PM

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1. Treasure Island, as written in episode # 89 Beaver's Library Book
Treasure Island By Robert Lewis Stevenson
By Theodore Cleaver
It's about a boy, he lives with his mother and he finds a map. Then he goes to an island, but before he sits in a barrell of apples and then he comes home and he's nice to his mother.The End

2. Note to Get Back on Bus helped by Wally, as written in episode #79 School Bus
My dear Mr. Crawford,
I am writing this letter to you because I am sorry I hit Charles Fredericks on the head. You are such a good bus driver that any one who would make troubble on your nice bus is very bad and won't do it again. If I ever get to ride on your nice bus again, I would just sit there and do nothing.
Your Friend,
Theodore Cleaver

3. Letter of Resignation to Get Out of Club, as written in episode #104 The Club
I, Beaver Cleaver,
resign myself from the Bloody
Five on account of I don't
want to belong to the Bloody
Fives no more.
_______ Yours Truly,
_______________ Theodore Cleaver

4. A Composition About June, as written in episode #110 Mother's Day Composition
My Famous Mother
By Theodore Cleaver
___ My famous mother ran away from home when she was 17 to be a dancer. She tried to get a job dancing as a corus girl. But she couldn't so she got a job dancing in dives. Also beer parlors and joints. One day a big gangster put my famous mother in a show and she was a big success. Then the gangster got arrested, but my mother didn't. She was in five more shows, but quit when she married my father, who was a tap dancer.

5. Beaver's First Draft in episode #78 Most Interesting Character
The Most Interesting Character I Have Ever Known
By Theodore Cleaver
___ The most interesting character I have ever known is my father, Mr. Ward Cleaver. My father was born right here in this town and still lives in it. He has a very interesting job. He goes to the office every day, except Saturday and Sunday and Christmas and Thanksgiving and all the other holidays and he is also married to my mother and has two sons, me and Wally. The interesting things he did today was put up screens. He also took the car to get a new fan bell, which was loose. He can fix things and can take a pill without water.

6. Wally's Revised Version in episode #78 Most Interesting Character
The most interesting character I ever knew, was my father, Mr. Ward Cleaver. He was born at the mouth of the Amazon, which is a river, and when he was a baby, he was stolen out of his crib by a crocodile, and in the nick of time, he was saved by a friendly headhunter with a blow gun. During the war, he was a secret general, where he had many interesting experiences. Now he has a job in an office, but he really works for the FBI. On Sundays, he goes to the beach and saves a lot of people from drowning.

7. Knighthood Oath, as shown in episode #115 Beaver and Ivanhoe
I hearby swear to_ be a true and noble knight and defend all kinds of women and slew dragons and right wrongs and help the poor and to be a loyal subject of my sovereignish lord.

8. Apology Note to Shirley, as shown in episode #208 Beaver, the Sheep Dog
Dear Shirley,
I apologize for calling you names and stuff when you called me a sheep dog. But if you'll cut out that kind of junk, I'll cut it out too and I'm sorry I made you cry.
Your friend,
Beaver Cleaver
P.S. I don't really think you're as ugly as I said you are.
*rubbed out P.S. at Wally's request
…/ End …/
I hope y'all enjoyed those.

jimmy d.

Tonyd · 07-31-2004, 04:17 PM

Wow those are great Comet 97! Thanks for posting!

comet97 · 07-31-2004, 04:50 PM

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Originally posted by Tonyd
Wow those are great Comet 97! Thanks for posting!

You're welcome TonyD..
I'm glad you like them.

BTW, since I can't change my 'nick' from Comet97…you can call me 'Jimmy D' .

Tonyd · 07-31-2004, 04:52 PM

That's great! "Jimmy D" is my dad's name!

1954Boomer · 08-02-2004, 10:12 AM

Yeah, those letters are pretty neat! Thank you for sharing them with us, Jimmy D.!

tdr · 08-02-2004, 06:38 PM

Are you writing these from memory? They seem pretty close, from my memory. Anyway, I think I'll take a stab at a couple of others ...

When Beaver had to have his Uncle Theodore's ring (sent to him from Aunt Martha) cut off when his finger swelled:

Dear Aunt Martha,
I was glad to get the ring you sent me. I wore it to school. I wasn't supposed to. It got stuck on my finger. They had to call the school doctor. He is the doctor that sent me home when I had spots. He cut the ring off my finger, so now it is in 2 parts. I hope you still like me, but I don't think so.
Your nephew,
Theodore
[Ward tears up the letter after Beaver reads it and says just writing the letter, which he made Beaver do, was "punishment enough," and "It just may be that we can have that ring fixed."]

[I thought I could remember the letter Wally made up from Ward to June when Ward was in the war, but I can only remember something like "I am waiting here for the enemy to attack and yesterday I killed 50 men" }

comet97 · 08-02-2004, 11:13 PM

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Originally posted by tdr
Are you writing these from memory? They seem pretty close, from my memory. Anyway, I think I'll take a stab at a couple of others ...

When Beaver had to have his Uncle Theodore's ring (sent to him from Aunt Martha) cut off when his finger swelled:

Dear Aunt Martha,
I was glad to get the ring you sent me. I wore it to school. I wasn't supposed to. It got stuck on my finger. They had to call the school doctor. He is the doctor that sent me home when I had spots. He cut the ring off my finger, so now it is in 2 parts. I hope you still like me, but I don't think so.
Your nephew,
Theodore
[Ward tears up the letter after Beaver reads it and says just writing the letter, which he made Beaver do, was "punishment enough," and "It just may be that we can have that ring fixed."]

[I thought I could remember the letter Wally made up from Ward to June when Ward was in the war, but I can only remember something like "I am waiting here for the enemy to attack and yesterday I killed 50 men" }

I found them somewhere on the net and cut and pasted them.

BTW I can't post too much here in the early hours of the day ,but now at 11PM I can for some reason. hmm.

It's probably a Web-TV glitch since our last Upgrade from MSNTV. Go figure. LOL

Jimmy D.

east215 · 08-22-2004, 03:14 AM

I laughed so hard I cried when I read those. Especially the one about June dancing in dives. I was thinking about when Mrs. Rayburn read it back to Ward in the cultured voice of hers, and started laughing all over again. This show is a true gem!

07-31-2004, 04:00 PM	#1
comet97 LITB Fan Forever Frequent Poster Join Date: May 26, 2004 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 353	"Written letters from the series" CC/P 1. Treasure Island, as written in episode # 89 Beaver's Library Book Treasure Island By Robert Lewis Stevenson By Theodore Cleaver It's about a boy, he lives with his mother and he finds a map. Then he goes to an island, but before he sits in a barrell of apples and then he comes home and he's nice to his mother.The End 2. Note to Get Back on Bus helped by Wally, as written in episode #79 School Bus My dear Mr. Crawford, I am writing this letter to you because I am sorry I hit Charles Fredericks on the head. You are such a good bus driver that any one who would make troubble on your nice bus is very bad and won't do it again. If I ever get to ride on your nice bus again, I would just sit there and do nothing. Your Friend, Theodore Cleaver 3. Letter of Resignation to Get Out of Club, as written in episode #104 The Club I, Beaver Cleaver, resign myself from the Bloody Five on account of I don't want to belong to the Bloody Fives no more. _______ Yours Truly, _______________ Theodore Cleaver 4. A Composition About June, as written in episode #110 Mother's Day Composition My Famous Mother By Theodore Cleaver ___ My famous mother ran away from home when she was 17 to be a dancer. She tried to get a job dancing as a corus girl. But she couldn't so she got a job dancing in dives. Also beer parlors and joints. One day a big gangster put my famous mother in a show and she was a big success. Then the gangster got arrested, but my mother didn't. She was in five more shows, but quit when she married my father, who was a tap dancer. 5. Beaver's First Draft in episode #78 Most Interesting Character The Most Interesting Character I Have Ever Known By Theodore Cleaver ___ The most interesting character I have ever known is my father, Mr. Ward Cleaver. My father was born right here in this town and still lives in it. He has a very interesting job. He goes to the office every day, except Saturday and Sunday and Christmas and Thanksgiving and all the other holidays and he is also married to my mother and has two sons, me and Wally. The interesting things he did today was put up screens. He also took the car to get a new fan bell, which was loose. He can fix things and can take a pill without water. 6. Wally's Revised Version in episode #78 Most Interesting Character The most interesting character I ever knew, was my father, Mr. Ward Cleaver. He was born at the mouth of the Amazon, which is a river, and when he was a baby, he was stolen out of his crib by a crocodile, and in the nick of time, he was saved by a friendly headhunter with a blow gun. During the war, he was a secret general, where he had many interesting experiences. Now he has a job in an office, but he really works for the FBI. On Sundays, he goes to the beach and saves a lot of people from drowning. 7. Knighthood Oath, as shown in episode #115 Beaver and Ivanhoe I hearby swear to_ be a true and noble knight and defend all kinds of women and slew dragons and right wrongs and help the poor and to be a loyal subject of my sovereignish lord. 8. Apology Note to Shirley, as shown in episode #208 Beaver, the Sheep Dog Dear Shirley, I apologize for calling you names and stuff when you called me a sheep dog. But if you'll cut out that kind of junk, I'll cut it out too and I'm sorry I made you cry. Your friend, Beaver Cleaver P.S. I don't really think you're as ugly as I said you are. *rubbed out P.S. at Wally's request …/ End …/ I hope y'all enjoyed those. jimmy d.
	__________________ Beavermania rules! Comet97

08-22-2004, 03:14 AM	#8
east215 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Mar 29, 2003 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 115	I laughed so hard I cried when I read those. Especially the one about June dancing in dives. I was thinking about when Mrs. Rayburn read it back to Ward in the cultured voice of hers, and started laughing all over again. This show is a true gem!
	__________________ MARK in Mass.

07-31-2004, 04:17 PM	#2
Tonyd Member Forum Regular Join Date: Jul 27, 2004 Location: Lawton Oklahoma USA! Posts: 720	Wow those are great Comet 97! Thanks for posting!

07-31-2004, 04:52 PM	#4
Tonyd Member Forum Regular Join Date: Jul 27, 2004 Location: Lawton Oklahoma USA! Posts: 720	That's great! "Jimmy D" is my dad's name!

08-02-2004, 10:12 AM	#5
1954Boomer Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jun 18, 2003 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 482	Yeah, those letters are pretty neat! Thank you for sharing them with us, Jimmy D.!

08-02-2004, 06:38 PM	#6
tdr Member Senior Member Join Date: Mar 23, 2001 Posts: 1,454	Are you writing these from memory? They seem pretty close, from my memory. Anyway, I think I'll take a stab at a couple of others ... When Beaver had to have his Uncle Theodore's ring (sent to him from Aunt Martha) cut off when his finger swelled: Dear Aunt Martha, I was glad to get the ring you sent me. I wore it to school. I wasn't supposed to. It got stuck on my finger. They had to call the school doctor. He is the doctor that sent me home when I had spots. He cut the ring off my finger, so now it is in 2 parts. I hope you still like me, but I don't think so. Your nephew, Theodore [Ward tears up the letter after Beaver reads it and says just writing the letter, which he made Beaver do, was "punishment enough," and "It just may be that we can have that ring fixed."] [I thought I could remember the letter Wally made up from Ward to June when Ward was in the war, but I can only remember something like "I am waiting here for the enemy to attack and yesterday I killed 50 men" }