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blacklab88 · 07-29-2004, 11:46 PM

In one of my favorite episodes (Valentine's Day where Joe shows up at makeout point and Helen shows up at a restaurant), Antonio tries to comfort Helen by fixing her up with his cousin, Jocomo (spelling?). Jocomo takes one look at Helen and says something in Italian that earns him a slap in the face by Antonio. I'm sure it was something like "I would love to rip off her clothes and ravage her" (or something to that effect). Does anyone know what he actually said?

Chocoholic · 07-30-2004, 12:49 PM

I don't speak Italian, but I love your name, Blacklab

I have a black Labrador Retriever. She's my little sweetie-pie

Lil Micelli · 07-30-2004, 11:59 PM

If I knew what he actually said in Italian I could translate it, but I've never seen the episode.

webteen · 07-31-2004, 04:06 AM

Me either.. All my tapes were accidently burned.. So I'm making DVDs of Wings episodes I record. And in the highest quality I can..

Lol. These better not get burnt.

blacklab88 · 07-31-2004, 06:22 AM

I am doing the same with a Panasonic E80 and now have recorded over 400 DVD's. I don't know why anyone would want a recorder without a hard drive for editing. What recorder do you use?

cascivic · 08-13-2004, 01:30 AM

its been a long time but i had my roomate in college(from rome) tell me and it was something to the effect of " she is beatiful i would love to touch her all over and her butts nice" sorry wish i could remeber exactly but its been about 5 years

blacklab88 · 08-13-2004, 09:05 AM

Yes, that would definitely get someone slapped. Thanks for the reply. Makes the episode even funnier.

Chocoholic · 08-13-2004, 02:11 PM

If someone said that to me, not only would they get slapped, but they'd get a kick in the family jewels too!

Sterling Holobyte · 08-13-2004, 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by blacklab88
anybody speak Italian?

Nein.

blacklab88 · 08-13-2004, 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sideshow Kristen
If someone said that to me, not only would they get slapped, but they'd get a kick in the family jewels too!

Lighten up a little.

aNaHiD DaLy PeRRy · 08-15-2004, 02:54 AM

I don't speak italian, but when I see this episode, I have in a tape, so, here in Mexico, when broadcast Wings, always they put the subtitles in spanish, so, I'll search the episode and put the conversation in spanish, is more easy translate of spanish to english... If anybody, still, know the mean.

I hope that you understand me, because, my english isn't perfect... In fact, I'm think that is terrible... Sorry

07-29-2004, 11:46 PM	#1
blacklab88 Member Forum Hawk Join Date: Jul 29, 2004 Posts: 4	anybody speak Italian? In one of my favorite episodes (Valentine's Day where Joe shows up at makeout point and Helen shows up at a restaurant), Antonio tries to comfort Helen by fixing her up with his cousin, Jocomo (spelling?). Jocomo takes one look at Helen and says something in Italian that earns him a slap in the face by Antonio. I'm sure it was something like "I would love to rip off her clothes and ravage her" (or something to that effect). Does anyone know what he actually said?

07-30-2004, 11:59 PM	#3
Lil Micelli Who's the Boss? Fan Forum Regular Join Date: Jul 20, 2004 Location: Alabama Posts: 747	If I knew what he actually said in Italian I could translate it, but I've never seen the episode.
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07-31-2004, 04:06 AM	#4
webteen Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Jul 05, 2004 Location: Tennessee Posts: 92	Me either.. All my tapes were accidently burned.. So I'm making DVDs of Wings episodes I record. And in the highest quality I can.. Lol. These better not get burnt.
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08-15-2004, 02:54 AM	#11
aNaHiD DaLy PeRRy I love you Tom Hanks Occasional Poster Join Date: Aug 03, 2004 Location: México, City. Posts: 21	I don't speak italian, but when I see this episode, I have in a tape, so, here in Mexico, when broadcast Wings, always they put the subtitles in spanish, so, I'll search the episode and put the conversation in spanish, is more easy translate of spanish to english... If anybody, still, know the mean. I hope that you understand me, because, my english isn't perfect... In fact, I'm think that is terrible... Sorry
	__________________ Monica: Chandler… In all my life… I never thought I would be so lucky. (Starting to cry.) As to…fall in love with my best…my best… There’s a reason why girls don’t do this! Chandler: Okay! (He joins her on one knee) Okay! Okay! Oh God, I thought… (Starting to cry, pauses) Wait a minute, I-I can do this. (Pause) I thought that it mattered what I said or where I said it. Then I realized the only thing that matters is that you, (Pause) you make me happier than I ever thought I could be. (Starting to cry again.) And if you’ll let me, I will spend the rest of my life trying to make you feel the same way. (Pause as he gets out the ring.) Monica, will you marry me? Monica: Yes. (The crowd goes wild as he puts the ring on her finger. They hug and kiss this time as an engaged couple.)

07-30-2004, 12:49 PM	#2
Chocoholic Member Forum Star Join Date: Dec 01, 2000 Location: Between a rock and a hard place. Posts: 11,235	I don't speak Italian, but I love your name, Blacklab I have a black Labrador Retriever. She's my little sweetie-pie

07-31-2004, 06:22 AM	#5
blacklab88 Member Forum Hawk Join Date: Jul 29, 2004 Posts: 4	I am doing the same with a Panasonic E80 and now have recorded over 400 DVD's. I don't know why anyone would want a recorder without a hard drive for editing. What recorder do you use?

08-13-2004, 01:30 AM	#6
cascivic Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Mar 18, 2003 Posts: 11	its been a long time but i had my roomate in college(from rome) tell me and it was something to the effect of " she is beatiful i would love to touch her all over and her butts nice" sorry wish i could remeber exactly but its been about 5 years

08-13-2004, 09:05 AM	#7
blacklab88 Member Forum Hawk Join Date: Jul 29, 2004 Posts: 4	Yes, that would definitely get someone slapped. Thanks for the reply. Makes the episode even funnier.

08-13-2004, 02:11 PM	#8
Chocoholic Member Forum Star Join Date: Dec 01, 2000 Location: Between a rock and a hard place. Posts: 11,235	If someone said that to me, not only would they get slapped, but they'd get a kick in the family jewels too!