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Cactus Jack · 07-27-2004, 10:02 PM

For future Weird Al Yankovics like me, post your paurodies!

Cactus Jack · 07-27-2004, 10:04 PM

A Hamubrger
( parody of "The Warrior" by Scandal featuring Patti Smyth with new lyrics my Jack Wilson ( me) )
It’s lunch lunch time right now
Im hungry, need stuff to eat now
Feeding on some food right now I bet Ill have something with fries
Well isn’t grub, delicious?
Just give me, anything Ill have it
But there’s one thing that I will have now,
it’s fast food yeah
Saw a restraunt, then went inside
When I went inside to order ,I said “I want a hamburger””With ketchup and mustard ,
and also have it with, some relish and fries. And lettuce, and tomato”
Dr Pepper, will be my drink
My burger, will be so yummy
When I get with all my fries
Ill eat each and every bite
It’s on the counter right now Im gonna eat, I just startedI tell you now, it is yummy
So good I had to have every bite
Now am I finished, about to go wild
Now Im so glad that I had ordered (now Im so glad that I had ordered)This
hamburger…I loved the hamburger, and now Im not starving, had this with fries
The hamburger...the hamburger

Cactus Jack · 07-27-2004, 10:05 PM

Addicted to Grub
( parody of "Addicted to Love" by Robert Palmer)

When soup is on, cooked on the stove
And you are in a hungry mode
You like stuff, like grilled steaks
A hot dog and some beans baked

There’s some food, that you heat
Not brussel sprouts, or even beets
You have some rice, and with some beans
Don’t let the grub, just overheat

Whoa, you like to eat things like tunips and spuds, oh yeah
It's closer to the truth to say you can't get enough
You know you're gonna have to face it, you're addicted to grub

Asparagus, and baked beans
A hamburger, made of beef
Some French fries, and some ketchup
Some more of spuds, that are French fired, yeah French fried

Some mustard yeah
But please no, no mayonnaise
Hash browns, bananas too
Pickles, but not the juice

Whoa, you like to eat things like tunips and spuds, oh yeah
It's closer to the truth to say you can't get enough
You know you're gonna have to face it, you're addicted to grub

Might as well face it, you're addicted to grub
Might as well face it, you're addicted to grub
Might as well face it, you're addicted to grub
Might as well face it, you're addicted to grub
Might as well face it, you're addicted to grub

------ lead guitar ------

When soup is on, cooked on the stove
And you are in a hungry mode
You like stuff, like grilled steaks
A hot dog and some beans baked

Whoa, I like to eat things like a hungry mob , oh yeah
It's closer to the truth to say I can't get enough
You know Im gonna have to face it, Im addicted to grub

Might as well face it, Im addicted to grub
Might as well face it, Im addicted to grub
Might as well face it, Im addicted to grub
Might as well face it, Im addicted to grub
Might as well eat it, Im addicted to grub

Cactus Jack · 07-27-2004, 10:11 PM

Addicted to Suds
( parody of "Addicted to Love" by Robert Palmer)
Your faucet’s on, and you’re at home
You want to take a bath
Your tub fills, but no spills
Then you fill it up with bubble bath
You get ready, the tubs filled with bubbles
There's no doubt, water’s deep
Don’t pull the plug, feel that heat
The bubbles will make you clean
Whoa, you like to think that you're immune to the suds, oh yeah
It's closer to the truth to say you can't get enough, you
know you're gonna have to face it, you're addicted to suds
You see the foam, all on your feet
Shower’s runnin’ at no speed
For stinky feet, it’s bubble time
You’re all foamy, but you don’t care
You’re almost clean
When get out of the tub
Put the towel on now
You get back when you do
Whoa, you like to think that you're immune to the suds, oh yeah
It's closer to the truth to say you can't get enough, you
know you're gonna have to face it, you're addicted to suds
Might as well face it, you're addicted to suds
Might as well face it, you're addicted to suds
Might as well face it, you're addicted to suds
Might as well face it, you're addicted to suds
Might as well face it, you're addicted to suds
Your faucet’s on, and you’re at home
You want to take a bath
Your tub fills, but no spills
Then you fill it up with bubble bath
Whoa, you like to think that you're immune to the suds, oh yeah
It's closer to the truth to say you can't get enough, you
know you're gonna have to face it, you're addicted to suds
Might as well face it, you're addicted to suds
Might as well face it, you're addicted to suds
Might as well face it, you're addicted to suds
Might as well face it, you're addicted to suds
Might as well face it, you're addicted to suds

Cactus Jack · 07-27-2004, 10:12 PM

Arnold the Austrian
( parody of "Ahab the Arab" by Ray Stevens )
Let me tell ya bout Ah-nuld the Austrian
Who played the Terminator
He’s got lots of movies on is resume
And millions of bucks in his hand
He’s probably got em all wrapped aroundh is bed
And a bodyguard by his side
And every evening about midnight
He calls his limo driver , Clyde
For a ride

Spoken
To the movie premiere
For his new movie
With his wife Maria
He’s played the Terminator three times
Did “Total Recall”
And “Conan the Barbarian”
In his underwear
And also “Kindergarten Cop”
As he walked out of the limo
His voice would cut
Through all the sounds of the clicking cameras, and he’d say
(imitate Arabian speech as Ah-nuld would do it)
Which is Ah-nuld talk for “Hello, fans”
And the fans would say
( imitate camel voice )
Which is Ah-nuld fan for “We love you, Arnold!”

Well..

His fans were all bought to a screeching halt
At the rear of the movie theatre
As the movie started playing, into there they went
Then they saw Ah-nuld
Playing the Terminator
Termintaing people, and when it was over
There was millions of bucks on his toes ho ho

Spoken
All the fans were walking out of the movie
With popcorn, and a coke
And Junior Mints, and an Icee
And Milk Duds, a Snickers
Three Reese’s peanut butter cups
And sipping on classic Coca Cola
Giving Ah-nuld autographs
Watching a screening of scenes of his movies
While Ah-nuld and Maria were getting pictures taken
And walked back into the limo
Then Ah-nuld said
( imitate Ah-nuld talking gibberish )
Which is Ah-nuld for
“Hasta la vista baby”
Then she looked him
Elbowed his arm
The she said
(coy, girlish laugh) "Crazy baby".

'Round and around and around and around

Just then the box office results came in
Ah-nuld knew his film was hit
Then the came the moment he realized
The Califronian government needed a surprise
“Ill run for governor “ said Arnold
Intending to get a vote
In his head, he just knew it
And to California they went
Rode with Clyde , in the limo
To the airport
With Ah-nulds whole army and millions of bucks
In a big suitcase
To make a long story short, he decided to run
Cause there wasn’t that much time
Till the new elections
And he got started
Cause he was the biggest the star ever
Then the elections came
Collected all the ballots and he was the winner
Yeah and that’s the story’ bout Ah-nuld the Austarian
Who played the Terminator
Ah-nuld the Austrian
The new governor of Californa

Cactus Jack · 07-27-2004, 10:13 PM

American Idol
( parody of "American Woman" by The Guess Who)
American Idol, sing away for me
American Idol, judges let me be
When you come through auditon door
Hope your performance is not a bore
I hope youre one that I can let through
And hope America votes for you
Now idols, don’t be like Keith
American Idol, listen what I say-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay

--- Lead Guitar ---

Ruben and Clay Aiken, Justin and Kelly
Hung songs Ricky Martin, don’t do for me
The top 12 move it on the floor
I enjoy each and every performance more
Pen salesmen and Rat Pack guys
Are now before my own two eyes
Now Idols, please sing away
American Idol, listen what I say-ay-ay-ay

--- Lead Guitar Solo ---
Oh that Simon Cowell, and what he say
Sometimes had a bad thing, just to say
Randy Jackson calling everyone a dog
Paula Abdul giving nice comments
Don’t need to hear Keith sing
Want that JPL to sing
William Hung singing She Bangs
Did not do for those judges
Now Idols, sing away for me
American Idol, judges let me be

Go, gotta win right now yeah, gotta gotta win right now yeah go, go, go
Gotta vote for me now
Gotta vote for me
Vote vote, vote vote, vote vote, vote vote
Hope ya do vote for me
Like I will for you
What comes out of Simon’s mouth
Randy and that Paula’s too
You know I'm gonna vote
You know I'm gonna win
You know I'm gonna vote
You know I'm gonna vo-ote, idols
Gonna vote for you idols
Vote your American Idols
Keep em In the competition

Cactus Jack · 07-27-2004, 10:16 PM

April Fool's Day
( parody of "That'll Be the Day" by Buddy holly )
Well, it is April Fool’s Day, when you play your tricks
Yes, it is April Fool’s Day , you have all your shcticks
You play some tricks on me, and I do it back
'Cause that was the day it was, yesterday

Well, you give me all your pranking, and jokes are ranking
I put some ketchup right inside your honey too
Well, ya know you put some tonic water, in my drink
That some day, well I’M NOT THROUGH!

CHORUS

------ instrumental break ------

CHORUS

Well, when you just saw that jar, its full of Jell O shots
Oh not really, oh April Fools!
I just now told you, the joke’s on you now
Now it’s the end of April Fool’s

Well, it was April Fool’s Day, woo hoo
Was April Fool’s Day woo hoo
Was April Fool’s Day, woo hoo
WAS APRIL FOOLS DAY!

Cactus Jack · 07-27-2004, 10:21 PM

Asparagus/Let Us All Dine In
( parody of "Aquarius/Let the Sunshine In" by The Fifth Dimension )
When the food is cooking at the house
And everyone’s still at the bar
And food is boiling in the pan, yeah
Then they all come home in their cars
Then we as always serve a plate of asparagus
Plate of asparagus
Asparagus!
Apsaragus!

In the pan it is boiling
Waiting for people to start the eating
In the house there’s a stirring session
Then they come home in starvation
Even with hallucinations
They’ll come to this asparagus station
Asparagus!
Apsaragus!
Asparagus!
Apsaragus!

Let us all dine, let us all dine in, we’ll all dine here

Let us all dine, let us all dine in, we’ll all dine here

Let us all dine, let us all dine in, we’ll all dine here

Yeah, let’s dine, c’mon
Enjoy the asparagus we cooked for long
C’mon let’s dine in
Set up the table, and we’ll dine in
For the spears, we will all dine in
Come on, enjoy what we’re eatin
So, come on, let’s see what we’re enjoyin’
Let’s eat away
Come on, let’s enjoy and dine in

Cactus Jack · 07-27-2004, 10:24 PM

BANANAS!
(parody of "Bonanza Theme")
Let’s go get groceries at the store BANANAS!
Yellow and ripe, but not turning brown
We also like them all green
We really like it when we eat BANANAS!
With also other food like some apples
For gorillas, not monkeys
In this store, we buy this brand
Dole, it is the name
We may, have something fried and
Have some more plantains
Theyre so good, we could even make splits-BANANAS!
Make it with syrup
And some cold ice cream
Everyone of us here know
Every peel is mine
Its bananas and other stuff we eat
Like a burger and fries
Here we stand just a-eatin some grand-BANANAS!
Yellow and ripe, but not turning brown
We also like them all green
We really like it when we eat BANANAS!
With also other food like some apples
For gorillas, not monkeys
In this store, we buy this brand
Dole, it is the name
We may, have something fried and
Have some more plantains
Theyre so good, we could even make splits-BANANAS!
Make it with syrup
And some cold ice cream
And we just love to eat em all
That's why we just love BANANAS!
BANANAS!
BANANAS!

TheGreatPretender · 07-27-2004, 10:29 PM

those are great!

i have a parody of a chorus to a song but i would probably get banned for putting it on here.

Cactus Jack · 07-27-2004, 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by skyhigh25789
those are great! i have a parody of a chorus to a song but i would probably get banned for putting it on here.

Thanks!

Theres LOTS more!

Ah

BowWowsBreezy · 07-27-2004, 10:34 PM

lol...ill have to dig some of my good ones up and post em...

write now im working on a parody of d12's how come about how much i hate eminem lol

Hollow · 07-27-2004, 11:57 PM

several years ago i wrote a parody of the rudolph song about karl malone, just for the hell of being weird.. i still sing it because it annoys people. i won't post it though because it'll freak everyone out.

Steve M. · 08-04-2004, 08:57 PM

Pudding On a Ritz

(a parody of "Puttin' on the Ritz" by Irving Berlin)

If you're hungry and you don't
Know what to eat
Why don't you treat yourself to this -
Pudding on a Ritz

Creamy chocolate or vanilla
On a wafer, for the fellas
It's delish,
Pudding on a Ritz!

Better than grape jelly on a biscuit,
Sure beats tapioca on a Triscuit
Don't you risk it!

Come let's have some butterscotch
On a cracker, it's top notch
The perfect fit,
PUDDING ON A RITZ!

Better than an Oreo with spiced lox,
Sure beats Dijon mustard on a Hydrox
From the icebox!

So-

If you're hungry and you don't
Know what to eat
Why don't you try the latest dish. . . .
PUDDING ON A RITZ!!!!!!!

musicradio77 · 08-05-2004, 07:51 PM

DO YOUR WORK
A parody of "Do Your Thing" by Issac Hayes

If you're coming to your job,
Meets lots of friends.
Meet on,
Meet on.

If you want to earn or pay,
The payments are all the same.
Pay on,
Pay on.

If you're wanna get busy,
No talking are allowed.
Calm down,
Calm down.

'Cause whatever only you,
You got to do your work.

If you feel like you have lunch,
Go out a take a break.
Snack on,
Snack on.

If you not gonna fool around,
The staff will get you fired.
Work on,
Work on.

If you wanna work for so hard.
But now the price is right.
Earn on,
Earn on.

'Cause whatever only you,
You got to do your work.
Do your work.

07-27-2004, 10:02 PM	#1
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07-27-2004, 10:29 PM	#10
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07-27-2004, 10:34 PM	#12
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08-05-2004, 07:51 PM	#15
musicradio77 Disney Expert Forum Veteran Join Date: Jul 14, 2003 Location: Brooklyn, NY USA Posts: 6,475	DO YOUR WORK A parody of "Do Your Thing" by Issac Hayes If you're coming to your job, Meets lots of friends. Meet on, Meet on. If you want to earn or pay, The payments are all the same. Pay on, Pay on. If you're wanna get busy, No talking are allowed. Calm down, Calm down. 'Cause whatever only you, You got to do your work. If you feel like you have lunch, Go out a take a break. Snack on, Snack on. If you not gonna fool around, The staff will get you fired. Work on, Work on. If you wanna work for so hard. But now the price is right. Earn on, Earn on. 'Cause whatever only you, You got to do your work. Do your work.
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07-27-2004, 10:04 PM	#2
Cactus Jack RonFingSwanson Forum Idol Join Date: Dec 09, 2001 Location: Santa Rosa Beach,FL Posts: 103,099	A Hamubrger ( parody of "The Warrior" by Scandal featuring Patti Smyth with new lyrics my Jack Wilson ( me) ) It’s lunch lunch time right now Im hungry, need stuff to eat now Feeding on some food right now I bet Ill have something with fries Well isn’t grub, delicious? Just give me, anything Ill have it But there’s one thing that I will have now, it’s fast food yeah Saw a restraunt, then went inside When I went inside to order ,I said “I want a hamburger””With ketchup and mustard , and also have it with, some relish and fries. And lettuce, and tomato” Dr Pepper, will be my drink My burger, will be so yummy When I get with all my fries Ill eat each and every bite It’s on the counter right now Im gonna eat, I just startedI tell you now, it is yummy So good I had to have every bite Now am I finished, about to go wild Now Im so glad that I had ordered (now Im so glad that I had ordered)This hamburger…I loved the hamburger, and now Im not starving, had this with fries The hamburger...the hamburger

07-27-2004, 10:05 PM	#3
Cactus Jack RonFingSwanson Forum Idol Join Date: Dec 09, 2001 Location: Santa Rosa Beach,FL Posts: 103,099	Addicted to Grub ( parody of "Addicted to Love" by Robert Palmer) When soup is on, cooked on the stove And you are in a hungry mode You like stuff, like grilled steaks A hot dog and some beans baked There’s some food, that you heat Not brussel sprouts, or even beets You have some rice, and with some beans Don’t let the grub, just overheat Whoa, you like to eat things like tunips and spuds, oh yeah It's closer to the truth to say you can't get enough You know you're gonna have to face it, you're addicted to grub Asparagus, and baked beans A hamburger, made of beef Some French fries, and some ketchup Some more of spuds, that are French fired, yeah French fried Some mustard yeah But please no, no mayonnaise Hash browns, bananas too Pickles, but not the juice Whoa, you like to eat things like tunips and spuds, oh yeah It's closer to the truth to say you can't get enough You know you're gonna have to face it, you're addicted to grub Might as well face it, you're addicted to grub Might as well face it, you're addicted to grub Might as well face it, you're addicted to grub Might as well face it, you're addicted to grub Might as well face it, you're addicted to grub ------ lead guitar ------ When soup is on, cooked on the stove And you are in a hungry mode You like stuff, like grilled steaks A hot dog and some beans baked Whoa, I like to eat things like a hungry mob , oh yeah It's closer to the truth to say I can't get enough You know Im gonna have to face it, Im addicted to grub Might as well face it, Im addicted to grub Might as well face it, Im addicted to grub Might as well face it, Im addicted to grub Might as well face it, Im addicted to grub Might as well eat it, Im addicted to grub

07-27-2004, 10:11 PM	#4
Cactus Jack RonFingSwanson Forum Idol Join Date: Dec 09, 2001 Location: Santa Rosa Beach,FL Posts: 103,099	Addicted to Suds ( parody of "Addicted to Love" by Robert Palmer) Your faucet’s on, and you’re at home You want to take a bath Your tub fills, but no spills Then you fill it up with bubble bath You get ready, the tubs filled with bubbles There's no doubt, water’s deep Don’t pull the plug, feel that heat The bubbles will make you clean Whoa, you like to think that you're immune to the suds, oh yeah It's closer to the truth to say you can't get enough, you know you're gonna have to face it, you're addicted to suds You see the foam, all on your feet Shower’s runnin’ at no speed For stinky feet, it’s bubble time You’re all foamy, but you don’t care You’re almost clean When get out of the tub Put the towel on now You get back when you do Whoa, you like to think that you're immune to the suds, oh yeah It's closer to the truth to say you can't get enough, you know you're gonna have to face it, you're addicted to suds Might as well face it, you're addicted to suds Might as well face it, you're addicted to suds Might as well face it, you're addicted to suds Might as well face it, you're addicted to suds Might as well face it, you're addicted to suds Your faucet’s on, and you’re at home You want to take a bath Your tub fills, but no spills Then you fill it up with bubble bath Whoa, you like to think that you're immune to the suds, oh yeah It's closer to the truth to say you can't get enough, you know you're gonna have to face it, you're addicted to suds Might as well face it, you're addicted to suds Might as well face it, you're addicted to suds Might as well face it, you're addicted to suds Might as well face it, you're addicted to suds Might as well face it, you're addicted to suds

07-27-2004, 10:12 PM	#5
Cactus Jack RonFingSwanson Forum Idol Join Date: Dec 09, 2001 Location: Santa Rosa Beach,FL Posts: 103,099	Arnold the Austrian ( parody of "Ahab the Arab" by Ray Stevens ) Let me tell ya bout Ah-nuld the Austrian Who played the Terminator He’s got lots of movies on is resume And millions of bucks in his hand He’s probably got em all wrapped aroundh is bed And a bodyguard by his side And every evening about midnight He calls his limo driver , Clyde For a ride Spoken To the movie premiere For his new movie With his wife Maria He’s played the Terminator three times Did “Total Recall” And “Conan the Barbarian” In his underwear And also “Kindergarten Cop” As he walked out of the limo His voice would cut Through all the sounds of the clicking cameras, and he’d say (imitate Arabian speech as Ah-nuld would do it) Which is Ah-nuld talk for “Hello, fans” And the fans would say ( imitate camel voice ) Which is Ah-nuld fan for “We love you, Arnold!” Well.. His fans were all bought to a screeching halt At the rear of the movie theatre As the movie started playing, into there they went Then they saw Ah-nuld Playing the Terminator Termintaing people, and when it was over There was millions of bucks on his toes ho ho Spoken All the fans were walking out of the movie With popcorn, and a coke And Junior Mints, and an Icee And Milk Duds, a Snickers Three Reese’s peanut butter cups And sipping on classic Coca Cola Giving Ah-nuld autographs Watching a screening of scenes of his movies While Ah-nuld and Maria were getting pictures taken And walked back into the limo Then Ah-nuld said ( imitate Ah-nuld talking gibberish ) Which is Ah-nuld for “Hasta la vista baby” Then she looked him Elbowed his arm The she said (coy, girlish laugh) "Crazy baby". 'Round and around and around and around Just then the box office results came in Ah-nuld knew his film was hit Then the came the moment he realized The Califronian government needed a surprise “Ill run for governor “ said Arnold Intending to get a vote In his head, he just knew it And to California they went Rode with Clyde , in the limo To the airport With Ah-nulds whole army and millions of bucks In a big suitcase To make a long story short, he decided to run Cause there wasn’t that much time Till the new elections And he got started Cause he was the biggest the star ever Then the elections came Collected all the ballots and he was the winner Yeah and that’s the story’ bout Ah-nuld the Austarian Who played the Terminator Ah-nuld the Austrian The new governor of Californa

07-27-2004, 10:13 PM	#6
Cactus Jack RonFingSwanson Forum Idol Join Date: Dec 09, 2001 Location: Santa Rosa Beach,FL Posts: 103,099	American Idol ( parody of "American Woman" by The Guess Who) American Idol, sing away for me American Idol, judges let me be When you come through auditon door Hope your performance is not a bore I hope youre one that I can let through And hope America votes for you Now idols, don’t be like Keith American Idol, listen what I say-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay --- Lead Guitar --- Ruben and Clay Aiken, Justin and Kelly Hung songs Ricky Martin, don’t do for me The top 12 move it on the floor I enjoy each and every performance more Pen salesmen and Rat Pack guys Are now before my own two eyes Now Idols, please sing away American Idol, listen what I say-ay-ay-ay --- Lead Guitar Solo --- Oh that Simon Cowell, and what he say Sometimes had a bad thing, just to say Randy Jackson calling everyone a dog Paula Abdul giving nice comments Don’t need to hear Keith sing Want that JPL to sing William Hung singing She Bangs Did not do for those judges Now Idols, sing away for me American Idol, judges let me be Go, gotta win right now yeah, gotta gotta win right now yeah go, go, go Gotta vote for me now Gotta vote for me Vote vote, vote vote, vote vote, vote vote Hope ya do vote for me Like I will for you What comes out of Simon’s mouth Randy and that Paula’s too You know I'm gonna vote You know I'm gonna win You know I'm gonna vote You know I'm gonna vo-ote, idols Gonna vote for you idols Vote your American Idols Keep em In the competition

07-27-2004, 10:16 PM	#7
Cactus Jack RonFingSwanson Forum Idol Join Date: Dec 09, 2001 Location: Santa Rosa Beach,FL Posts: 103,099	April Fool's Day ( parody of "That'll Be the Day" by Buddy holly ) Well, it is April Fool’s Day, when you play your tricks Yes, it is April Fool’s Day , you have all your shcticks You play some tricks on me, and I do it back 'Cause that was the day it was, yesterday Well, you give me all your pranking, and jokes are ranking I put some ketchup right inside your honey too Well, ya know you put some tonic water, in my drink That some day, well I’M NOT THROUGH! CHORUS ------ instrumental break ------ CHORUS Well, when you just saw that jar, its full of Jell O shots Oh not really, oh April Fools! I just now told you, the joke’s on you now Now it’s the end of April Fool’s Well, it was April Fool’s Day, woo hoo Was April Fool’s Day woo hoo Was April Fool’s Day, woo hoo WAS APRIL FOOLS DAY!

07-27-2004, 10:21 PM	#8
Cactus Jack RonFingSwanson Forum Idol Join Date: Dec 09, 2001 Location: Santa Rosa Beach,FL Posts: 103,099	Asparagus/Let Us All Dine In ( parody of "Aquarius/Let the Sunshine In" by The Fifth Dimension ) When the food is cooking at the house And everyone’s still at the bar And food is boiling in the pan, yeah Then they all come home in their cars Then we as always serve a plate of asparagus Plate of asparagus Asparagus! Apsaragus! In the pan it is boiling Waiting for people to start the eating In the house there’s a stirring session Then they come home in starvation Even with hallucinations They’ll come to this asparagus station Asparagus! Apsaragus! Asparagus! Apsaragus! Let us all dine, let us all dine in, we’ll all dine here Let us all dine, let us all dine in, we’ll all dine here Let us all dine, let us all dine in, we’ll all dine here Yeah, let’s dine, c’mon Enjoy the asparagus we cooked for long C’mon let’s dine in Set up the table, and we’ll dine in For the spears, we will all dine in Come on, enjoy what we’re eatin So, come on, let’s see what we’re enjoyin’ Let’s eat away Come on, let’s enjoy and dine in

07-27-2004, 10:24 PM	#9
Cactus Jack RonFingSwanson Forum Idol Join Date: Dec 09, 2001 Location: Santa Rosa Beach,FL Posts: 103,099	BANANAS! (parody of "Bonanza Theme") Let’s go get groceries at the store BANANAS! Yellow and ripe, but not turning brown We also like them all green We really like it when we eat BANANAS! With also other food like some apples For gorillas, not monkeys In this store, we buy this brand Dole, it is the name We may, have something fried and Have some more plantains Theyre so good, we could even make splits-BANANAS! Make it with syrup And some cold ice cream Everyone of us here know Every peel is mine Its bananas and other stuff we eat Like a burger and fries Here we stand just a-eatin some grand-BANANAS! Yellow and ripe, but not turning brown We also like them all green We really like it when we eat BANANAS! With also other food like some apples For gorillas, not monkeys In this store, we buy this brand Dole, it is the name We may, have something fried and Have some more plantains Theyre so good, we could even make splits-BANANAS! Make it with syrup And some cold ice cream And we just love to eat em all That's why we just love BANANAS! BANANAS! BANANAS!

07-27-2004, 11:57 PM	#13
Hollow Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Dec 16, 2001 Posts: 30,406	several years ago i wrote a parody of the rudolph song about karl malone, just for the hell of being weird.. i still sing it because it annoys people. i won't post it though because it'll freak everyone out.

08-04-2004, 08:57 PM	#14
Steve M. Back on the road to reality Forum Superstar Join Date: Nov 07, 2003 Location: New Jersey Posts: 33,284	Pudding On a Ritz (a parody of "Puttin' on the Ritz" by Irving Berlin) If you're hungry and you don't Know what to eat Why don't you treat yourself to this - Pudding on a Ritz Creamy chocolate or vanilla On a wafer, for the fellas It's delish, Pudding on a Ritz! Better than grape jelly on a biscuit, Sure beats tapioca on a Triscuit Don't you risk it! Come let's have some butterscotch On a cracker, it's top notch The perfect fit, PUDDING ON A RITZ! Better than an Oreo with spiced lox, Sure beats Dijon mustard on a Hydrox From the icebox! So- If you're hungry and you don't Know what to eat Why don't you try the latest dish. . . . PUDDING ON A RITZ!!!!!!!